🎭 Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Patrick Buttman said:
Can you imagine Double Dragon working at a regular 9-5 job?

"No, no, NO!" The fries must all be aligned by height and thickness, you moron!"

"UGH, there is a typo in this memo! I bet you don't even read kanji, do you?"

"sigh....looks like I have to do everything in this Barnes and Noble, and rearrange the manga in proper chronological order!"
Click to expand...
This scenario is hilarious, but I think @Absolutego's take is more likely.
Absolutego said:
By all accounts in the brief periods where he did have a regular job he just spent the whole day shirking his responsibilities and obsessively editing wikis. I doubt he's socialized enough to even try to correct his coworkers' work.

He'd probably just REEEE at anyone who tries to get him to do something.
Click to expand...
Oh, I think at some point his parents are going to force him to get a job, and not tolerate him losing it. The solution to the NEET problem is simple. Give them a taste of homelessness, real homelessness, complete with living on the street, without net access, and not knowing if you're going to be able to eat. That would cure the laziness of most of them.
 
Gensdupays said:
Apparently Ryulong is rather infamous among employers in South Florida because of his firey exits from jobs he is fired from. I think at least one of them was because he was obsessively editing Wikipedia instead of doing his job.

Also, I think one of the admins of RationalWiki contacted him because on one occasion he was editing articles non stop without a single break for almost a full week.
Click to expand...
 
DrJonesHat said:
This scenario is hilarious, but I think @Absolutego's take is more likely.

Oh, I think at some point his parents are going to force him to get a job, and not tolerate him losing it. The solution to the NEET problem is simple. Give them a taste of homelessness, real homelessness, complete with living on the street, without net access, and not knowing if you're going to be able to eat. That would cure the laziness of most of them.
Click to expand...
Or it turns them into this:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-3-30_10-31-35-png.80394/
 
Phil's not actually homeless. He has no fixed address, true, but he's an Olympic-class moocher and freeloader, and can usually find a well-meaning idiot who'll let him crash at their place for a day or two, or he uses his autismbux to get a cheap motel room.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Phil's not actually homeless. He has no fixed address, true, but he's an Olympic-class moocher and freeloader, and can usually find a well-meaning idiot who'll let him crash at their place for a day or two, or he uses his autismbux to get a cheap motel room.
Click to expand...
Would Cohen be any less of a shameless fuck though?
 
Ryulong is frothing because they haven't banned Buddyroid.

upload_2016-8-7_5-28-48.png


upload_2016-8-7_5-30-13.png


upload_2016-8-7_5-29-56.png


upload_2016-8-7_5-30-34.png


upload_2016-8-7_5-30-48.png
 
ME ME ME ME God damn what does he contribute that makes him worth keeping? Oh well, his impotent tears of rage are great.
 
Rou said:
ME ME ME ME God damn what does he contribute that makes him worth keeping? Oh well, his impotent tears of rage are great.
Click to expand...
He goes around fooling rubes into kissing his ass for a while and then going full retard when he's been established as a member on whatever site he flocks to. It's the Ryulong Cycle and it never changes. It always results in him getting his arrogant ass banned from whatever he touches.
 
Rou said:
ME ME ME ME God damn what does he contribute that makes him worth keeping? Oh well, his impotent tears of rage are great.
Click to expand...

He is without question the most obsessed wiki editor alive, at least by my reckoning. If he is in line with maintaining a wiki as desired by others, then he is almost like a computer script that never stops. Wiki editing is largely a thankless, boring ass job so Ryulong almost is a godsend in his devotion to it.

But his ego and refusal to accept anything other than what he thinks is correct inevitably is his undoing. Case in point: the Gamergate Article Arbcom. Despite being one of the worst offenders in using battleground tactics, it is clear the mods were hesitant to do more than slap on the wrist due to his near-single minded drive to edit articles properly. All that was going to happen was him just getting edit permissions revoked on only the Gamergate article, but otherwise he would be let off the hook with all super editor powers intact.

But even losing dominion over ONE article like that was unacceptable to BiDragon. The fact he'd been forced to suffer any kind of punishment when he was in the right in his mind crossed a line. So he went ballistic and insulted anything and everything tied to Wikipedia - and instantly turned what was him largely getting off scott free into a permaban entirely. While it was archived as part of the GG article resolution, the truth is Rylong has nobody to blame for the ban except him and his inability to shut his fucking mouth.

chimpburgers said:
He goes around fooling rubes into kissing his ass for a while and then going full exceptional individual when he's been established as a member on whatever site he flocks to. It's the Ryulong Cycle and it never changes. It always results in him getting his arrogant ass banned from whatever he touches.
Click to expand...

At the same time, he's too lazy to create his own spergfest wiki where he can be a tyranical admin and edit to his heart's content. Because I think it isn't simply just a fixation on wiki editing, but the idea he does it in order to lord his inteligence and superiority over others, eternally telling people they are wrong. It's a giant perpetual loop of pure, raw narcicism.
 
There needs to be a system where we can vote for a "top sperg of the week" because this deserves some kind of recognition.
 
Hellfire said:
Ryulong is frothing because they haven't banned Buddyroid.

View attachment 122115

View attachment 122117

View attachment 122116

View attachment 122118

View attachment 122119
Click to expand...

"WAAAH! Someone is doing something on their own page that is triggering me! Daddy MetallicKaiser, please fight my battles for me or else i'll throw my loaded diaper out of my crib!"

Jesus Fucking Christ, this guy is the King of Spergs. No wonder he can't hold a job in the real world and practically lives on Wikipedia.
 
This MetallicKaiser fellow must have the patience of a saint, but even he has to be reaching his breaking point soon.
 
Hellfire said:
Ryulong is frothing because they haven't banned Buddyroid.
Click to expand...

I don't get why they haven't banned his ass yet. They must be almost imperturbably calm because I'd have banned his ass just for shits and giggles already.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom