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Any benefit he offers is massively outweighed by the fact he's a colossal shitbag, unfortunately.
🎭 Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole
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Any benefit he offers is massively outweighed by the fact he's a colossal shitbag, unfortunately.
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Yeah. We're actually looking at one of the rare cases where Ryulong is actually correct about something, but he's been such a piece of shit to so many for so long that it doesn't even matter, the well is permanently poisoned. Brought it upon himself.
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That's why Wikipedia tolerated his bullshit for years. The only reason he got summarily thrown out was almost voluntary because of the GG ArbCom drama that basically slapped his wrist and banned him from editing that one wiki page. His 'Leaving forever' shitfit in response to having to suffer any kind of consequence is what immediately shifted the ruling to absolute banning.
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Yep, but never gonna happen.
This makes me feel more than a little dirty (and naive), but I once genuinely reached out to him having in mind exactly what you say. Plus a little bit of "dude, you are you own worst enemy". What a dumbass waste of effort that was.
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He didn't have to be such a rude twat about it, even if he had a point there.
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This particular brand of :autism: seems to get dragon dick into a lot of fights.
What I mean is that dragon dick seems to have the tism where he cannot, under any circumstance, allow something that he has learned to be interpreted differently in any way. It's almost like being a rules-nazi except for dragon dick it physically hurts to have his perception of things challenged at all - so he gets indignant because he was challenged, which hurt him, making the response from him warranted.
Combine that with the rather typical :autism: trait of thinking he's perfect/normal and being unable to associate cause and effect to one's own self, and you have a sperg that will be a giant cunt to everyone.
I really wonder how his parents tolerate him.
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With his obvious autism, he probably isn't capable of acting like a normal person, but on top of that, he actively goes out of his way to act like a complete piece of shit wherever he goes.
It's pretty sad that he's too much of a dick to even be a rules-Nazi. A garbage person like him would actually be benefited by following a set of formal rules that kept his asshole nature in check. His problem is he can't grasp that the rules apply to him, too, so he'll constantly break the rules while trying to force them on other people.
He's also marginally more sociopathic than the people who do this on Wikipedia and get away with it, because he always inevitably runs into someone more powerful than he is who then bitchslaps him when he pulls his usual shit. The standard bureaucratic fuck on Wikipedia knows when they're outranked and adopts a policy of groveling to those above them while abusing those beneath them.
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And this is the same motherfucker who insisted that a guy, wearing a gold suit, used a 'gourd' drive instead of 'gold' drive because of one misprint when the correct name was plastered everywhere else.
Evidence pointing to it my ass, it could be 'asswank buttfuck' for a stand name in the end and he'd go to his grave swearing his purely speculative name is 'basically promised' as being the real thing because 'evidence' at this point.
I kinda want to ask him where he thinks Burma is now.
Evidence pointing to it my ass, it could be 'asswank buttfuck' for a stand name in the end and he'd go to his grave swearing his purely speculative name is 'basically promised' as being the real thing because 'evidence' at this point.
I kinda want to ask him where he thinks Burma is now.
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Does this guy seriously not understand that the prpurpose of a wiki is not to be an a internet detective, but to document facts Ruth verifiable sources?
After all this time, does he seriously not get it?
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If he did, his thread wouldn't be pushing 70 pages.
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Probably thinks it's a Dragon Ball character.
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Along with Wukong, Klirren, and Fleezer if his track record is anything to go by.
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Even when he gets his way, he's still a colossal prick.
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Buddyroid came back to leave a message in the Circled Numbers thread and Ryulong is not happy and is trying to get an admin to ban him.
Ryulong even went over Buddyroid's contributions and tried to undo an edit from June.
Edit: It continues. Ryulong is mad because the admin has edited and so far ignored him.
Edit: Ryulong can't control himself and is edit warring and chimping at the admin.
Ryulong even went over Buddyroid's contributions and tried to undo an edit from June.
Edit: It continues. Ryulong is mad because the admin has edited and so far ignored him.
Edit: Ryulong can't control himself and is edit warring and chimping at the admin.
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The greatest thing about Ryulong from a lolcow perspective is that he NEVER learns or changes, not even a tiny bit. He just takes his shit show on the road to a new place whenever he gets booted from the old one.
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He's utterly fascinating. Also, at this point, he's pretty much unemployable because most employers these days are savvy enough to check your social media, and google your name. Since Cohen was dumb enough to let his real name get linked to his handle, well, unless he's applying for a position as a test subject for a treatment for various personality disorders or autism, most companies would be very reluctant to hire someone who seems pathologically incapable of compromise or even considering the possibility he might be wrong. Also, I'm sure the story about him getting fired for sperging on Wikipedia all day at work instead of actually working would come up, and any HR person with any sense would decide against him right there.
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Can you imagine Double Dragon working at a regular 9-5 job?
"No, no, NO!" The fries must all be aligned by height and thickness, you moron!"
"UGH, there is a typo in this memo! I bet you don't even read kanji, do you?"
"sigh....looks like I have to do everything in this Barnes and Noble, and rearrange the manga in proper chronological order!"
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By all accounts in the brief periods where he did have a regular job he just spent the whole day shirking his responsibilities and obsessively editing wikis. I doubt he's socialized enough to even try to correct his coworkers' work.
He'd probably just REEEE at anyone who tries to get him to do something.
He'd probably just REEEE at anyone who tries to get him to do something.