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This thread will be about Grossly offensive aka pretzel tits aka the man behind the mask aka Ryan Shoemaker. This is to document Grossly offensive and his rise to lolcow status in this sector. Many of you may not know who he is or how he is related to this sector or even as to why he is relevant at all, I wish to show you all. Imagine if you will, a new gator or a new bibble, one that is so minuscule that he is like a tiny blimp on everyone's radar. But that is how most lolcows start out, similar to gator and to bibble, Grossly has been a good little boy for his new master Ethan Ralph. This thread will be broken down into 4 sections, these will be to clearly point out what I want you, the reader to see.
- Grossly dox
- His relationship to this sector and to Ethan Ralph and Godwinson
- His relationship with DJ Axle
- Random segments
- Conclusion
1. Grossly offensives dox
Grossly offensive aka Ryan Shoemaker and from here on out, I shall just be referencing him as Ryan Shoemaker has obviously been recently doxed. How has he been doxed you might ask? Well, I will let give you the answer that for you, and he will show you all that you need to know. Do keep in mind, Ryan Shoemaker thought he was clever, he thought he was a master troll, he was looking to and I quote, "create a new sector". Unfortunately for him, the Origami Killa aka Mr.E his worst nightmare was on the case, and with a help of a few e-whores, the final nail in the coffin was placed and Ryan Shoemaker is now buried 6ft underground.
Let's start with the basics of Ryan Shoemakers dox, his place of residence. Ryan had featured his house in quite a few of his videos, but one question persisted, where was the property? Well, let's take a look at the property owned by Ryan's father in law and mother in law.
Now, unfortunately Ryan Shoemaker forgot, and I quote "close the fucking door" - Cameron Mitchell. Due to this, we were able to confirm the following.
This is a photo that Ryan Shoemaker shared in a discord server with his "friends". Unfortunately. those "friends" saved it.
Now, how exactly was he found? Well, let's take a closer look at those photos.
Now, let's enhance even further.
Now, see those landmarks? Let's take even a further look there.
Notice this shed?
This photo is for the address 63 Little Moss Ln Scholar Green, Stoke-on-Trent c, UK. The garage in this photo looks familiar, notice the 3 window panels on top? Those come up more down the track.
Now unfortunately, when the view is turned around we face our worst enemy... shrubs. Thankfully for us, it is possible to find previous years results
Now, here we have a larger view of the photo, but wait, what is that tiny structure on the left? Well, let's take a closer look.
Wait, why does that shed look familiar? Is that the same shed in the photo Ryan Shoemaker shared in 2020?
On the left is the street view of the shack, on the right is the photo taken by Ryan Shoemaker showing the same shack.
Now, let's take a closer look at the rest of the photo Ryan Shoemaker has posted, the left is the google street view from 63 Little Moss Ln Scholar Green, Stoke-on-Trent ST7 3BP, UK and on the right is the photo taken by Ryan Shoemaker in 2020.
Now, let's set the autism to max level. Let's looking further into the photos.
Ryan, please clean your front bricks.
Now let's flip the photo.
And this is Ryan Shoemaker's photo from 2020, Ryan, please clean your stones, I am sure you can afford a pressure washer, I mean you make 5 whole pounds a month on YouTube.
Now, let's look at all the key landmarks found by our exceptional detectives.
This is a front door view from Ryan's house.
This is a 2023 street view.
Now that we have established the house thanks to Ryan for sharing, how did we even manage to figure out who Ryan was? Well, let's get right into it.
Let's take a look at who owns the property.
The name David Jones and Sharon Jones appears, now let's take a look at David Jones and see how he relates to Ryan Shoemaker.
Now a few things to note, 1. The man David appears to be too old to be larping as a turtle retard online 2. the line "Keeps us busy when we have her". This line indicates that David does not always have her and from time to time indicates that he only looks after the baby when they are brought over.
So, the question is, who does the baby belong to? Well, let's take a look at the lass on the right hand side and delve deeper into her.
Here we have a video from David Jones Facebook of Sharon Jones, the currently unidentified woman, a man on the left and David Jones who is the one who is recording, and what appears to be a third man's voice which is that of Ryan Shoemaker, and you will be given samples later to compare. But first let's take a look at something interesting. At around the 14 second mark, you can hear someone talk, this is the voice of Grossly, but look closer at the man on the left, he has his finger in his mouth and looks to his side when Ryan speaks up.
Here is a clip of Ryan talking.
Now, hearing both videos, you can hear the same voices which match both Ryan and Grossly.
But the question now comes to be, how did we even manage to figure out Ryan is Grossly? Well let's take a look at the facebook of David further.
This is where we get our first clue of the man behind the voice, Ryan Shoemaker, in the photo we can eliminate the women, and also David who was recording, and the man on the left with hair as he had his fingers in his mouth and was looking at the person who was talking, the only person left is the balding man on the right. Now how did we know this is Ryan? Well let's take a look at more photos of Ryan.
After looking at Sharon's Facebook, there are two names, Lauren and Michael also known as Mike, now let's look into Mikes Facebook.
Wait, those two faces, they see, to be the same faces as in the first photo, let's see if we can find Ryan's face elsewhere?
Why do you hide Ryan?
Now, unfortunately, Ryan Shoemaker never posted a picture of himself under the Grossly offensive name...... wait never mind, Ryan was busy hitting up e-whores online who decided to have enough of this sex pest and post his pictures along with his account online. He also but this is unconfirmed as if there is audio of this, it is pretty degenerate, but he had apparently been doing discord voice chats with e-whores jacking off whilst talking to them. His Chinatown server was essentially the same, he would have hours long VCs with his members and e-whores where they all role played and would do sexual activities.
Now that we have met Ryan Shoemaker, let's met his wife or soon to be ex-wife Lauren Eve Shoemaker.
I won't lie, she does look cute, but Ryan, why do you feel the need to jerk off to e-whores online? You have your wife in the other room, can you not satisfy her?
Now, let's take a look at more of Ryan's and Laurens wedding photos.
Here we have proof of her birth name being Lauren Jones, the daughter David and Sharon Jones. Getting certified to teach Yoga.
Oh look, Ryan Shoemakers name appears.
Ryan, that is a nice car, but wait, I am sure that appeared somewhere else, now let's take a look.
It seems to be the same car that belongs to David.
Grossly offensive aka Ryan Shoemaker and from here on out, I shall just be referencing him as Ryan Shoemaker has obviously been recently doxed. How has he been doxed you might ask? Well, I will let give you the answer that for you, and he will show you all that you need to know. Do keep in mind, Ryan Shoemaker thought he was clever, he thought he was a master troll, he was looking to and I quote, "create a new sector". Unfortunately for him, the Origami Killa aka Mr.E his worst nightmare was on the case, and with a help of a few e-whores, the final nail in the coffin was placed and Ryan Shoemaker is now buried 6ft underground.
Let's start with the basics of Ryan Shoemakers dox, his place of residence. Ryan had featured his house in quite a few of his videos, but one question persisted, where was the property? Well, let's take a look at the property owned by Ryan's father in law and mother in law.
Now, unfortunately Ryan Shoemaker forgot, and I quote "close the fucking door" - Cameron Mitchell. Due to this, we were able to confirm the following.
This is a photo that Ryan Shoemaker shared in a discord server with his "friends". Unfortunately. those "friends" saved it.
Now, how exactly was he found? Well, let's take a closer look at those photos.
Now, let's enhance even further.
Now, see those landmarks? Let's take even a further look there.
Notice this shed?
This photo is for the address 63 Little Moss Ln Scholar Green, Stoke-on-Trent c, UK. The garage in this photo looks familiar, notice the 3 window panels on top? Those come up more down the track.
Now unfortunately, when the view is turned around we face our worst enemy... shrubs. Thankfully for us, it is possible to find previous years results
Now, here we have a larger view of the photo, but wait, what is that tiny structure on the left? Well, let's take a closer look.
Wait, why does that shed look familiar? Is that the same shed in the photo Ryan Shoemaker shared in 2020?
On the left is the street view of the shack, on the right is the photo taken by Ryan Shoemaker showing the same shack.
Now, let's take a closer look at the rest of the photo Ryan Shoemaker has posted, the left is the google street view from 63 Little Moss Ln Scholar Green, Stoke-on-Trent ST7 3BP, UK and on the right is the photo taken by Ryan Shoemaker in 2020.
Now, let's set the autism to max level. Let's looking further into the photos.
Ryan, please clean your front bricks.
Now let's flip the photo.
And this is Ryan Shoemaker's photo from 2020, Ryan, please clean your stones, I am sure you can afford a pressure washer, I mean you make 5 whole pounds a month on YouTube.
Now, let's look at all the key landmarks found by our exceptional detectives.
This is a front door view from Ryan's house.
This is a 2023 street view.
Now that we have established the house thanks to Ryan for sharing, how did we even manage to figure out who Ryan was? Well, let's get right into it.
Let's take a look at who owns the property.
The name David Jones and Sharon Jones appears, now let's take a look at David Jones and see how he relates to Ryan Shoemaker.
Now a few things to note, 1. The man David appears to be too old to be larping as a turtle retard online 2. the line "Keeps us busy when we have her". This line indicates that David does not always have her and from time to time indicates that he only looks after the baby when they are brought over.
So, the question is, who does the baby belong to? Well, let's take a look at the lass on the right hand side and delve deeper into her.
Here we have a video from David Jones Facebook of Sharon Jones, the currently unidentified woman, a man on the left and David Jones who is the one who is recording, and what appears to be a third man's voice which is that of Ryan Shoemaker, and you will be given samples later to compare. But first let's take a look at something interesting. At around the 14 second mark, you can hear someone talk, this is the voice of Grossly, but look closer at the man on the left, he has his finger in his mouth and looks to his side when Ryan speaks up.
Here is a clip of Ryan talking.
Now, hearing both videos, you can hear the same voices which match both Ryan and Grossly.
But the question now comes to be, how did we even manage to figure out Ryan is Grossly? Well let's take a look at the facebook of David further.
This is where we get our first clue of the man behind the voice, Ryan Shoemaker, in the photo we can eliminate the women, and also David who was recording, and the man on the left with hair as he had his fingers in his mouth and was looking at the person who was talking, the only person left is the balding man on the right. Now how did we know this is Ryan? Well let's take a look at more photos of Ryan.
After looking at Sharon's Facebook, there are two names, Lauren and Michael also known as Mike, now let's look into Mikes Facebook.
Wait, those two faces, they see, to be the same faces as in the first photo, let's see if we can find Ryan's face elsewhere?
Why do you hide Ryan?
Now, unfortunately, Ryan Shoemaker never posted a picture of himself under the Grossly offensive name...... wait never mind, Ryan was busy hitting up e-whores online who decided to have enough of this sex pest and post his pictures along with his account online. He also but this is unconfirmed as if there is audio of this, it is pretty degenerate, but he had apparently been doing discord voice chats with e-whores jacking off whilst talking to them. His Chinatown server was essentially the same, he would have hours long VCs with his members and e-whores where they all role played and would do sexual activities.
Now that we have met Ryan Shoemaker, let's met his wife or soon to be ex-wife Lauren Eve Shoemaker.
I won't lie, she does look cute, but Ryan, why do you feel the need to jerk off to e-whores online? You have your wife in the other room, can you not satisfy her?
Now, let's take a look at more of Ryan's and Laurens wedding photos.
Here we have proof of her birth name being Lauren Jones, the daughter David and Sharon Jones. Getting certified to teach Yoga.
Oh look, Ryan Shoemakers name appears.
Ryan, that is a nice car, but wait, I am sure that appeared somewhere else, now let's take a look.
It seems to be the same car that belongs to David.
2. His relationship to this sector and to Ethan Ralph and Godwinson
Ryan Shoemaker is to Ethan Ralph what Gator was to Ralph, his broom, and his content collector, now let's take a look into their relationship. Unfortunately, I cannot archive these tweets so I will need to rely on screenshots. Thank you Elon.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1701697675098272108
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1691119218656165888
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1692720929762054387
https://twitter.com/Grossly8814/status/1680925182179909637
As you can see, Grossly was becoming an up and coming "streamer and content creator" in this sector. Unfortunately for him, he became Gator 2.0 without even realizing it was happening.
Here we have Ryan Shoemaker trying to push content to Warski at one point, which is funny considering now that Ryan is upset with the Kino Casino for not taking his "content" and making him into an e-celeb.
Ryan and Godwinson have had a sordid history, this all boiled recently when Godwinson had done a stream on Ryan.
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1701697675098272108
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1691119218656165888
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1692720929762054387
https://twitter.com/Grossly8814/status/1680925182179909637
As you can see, Grossly was becoming an up and coming "streamer and content creator" in this sector. Unfortunately for him, he became Gator 2.0 without even realizing it was happening.
Here we have Ryan Shoemaker trying to push content to Warski at one point, which is funny considering now that Ryan is upset with the Kino Casino for not taking his "content" and making him into an e-celeb.
Ryan and Godwinson have had a sordid history, this all boiled recently when Godwinson had done a stream on Ryan.
3. His relationship with DJ Axle
DJ Axle is a pedo, you can read more about him in the council of Evil thread for more details, for now we will go into Ryan's relationship with DJ Axle.
Ryan, the "elite troll" confided in DJ Axle that he was going through a rough time and he wanted his "friend" to be there for him, unfortunately for him DJ Axle did the one based thing and just rebuffed him.
After Ryan is rejected by DJ Axle, he decides to go on Podawfuls stream and claim DJ Axle was posting CP when pressed by Podawful about weird images being posted in his server.
Ryan, the "elite troll" confided in DJ Axle that he was going through a rough time and he wanted his "friend" to be there for him, unfortunately for him DJ Axle did the one based thing and just rebuffed him.
After Ryan is rejected by DJ Axle, he decides to go on Podawfuls stream and claim DJ Axle was posting CP when pressed by Podawful about weird images being posted in his server.
4. Random segments
This section is for things I could not fit into the other sections and only have small details for them.
Ryan was simping for a discord e-girl name chuckles, remember when I said before that Ryan was jerking off in VCs to e-girls and I mentioned I could not confirm it? Well that might have been a lie, it might have actually happened.
Ryan was obsessed with an underage user named Lumi, in the DMs between Ryan and Lumi, Ryan was trying to groom Lumi into believing he is someone who he could trust so he could use him as pedo bait.
Ryan was simping for a discord e-girl name chuckles, remember when I said before that Ryan was jerking off in VCs to e-girls and I mentioned I could not confirm it? Well that might have been a lie, it might have actually happened.
Ryan was obsessed with an underage user named Lumi, in the DMs between Ryan and Lumi, Ryan was trying to groom Lumi into believing he is someone who he could trust so he could use him as pedo bait.
5. Conclusion
In conclusion, Ryan Shoemaker is a gross online discord user who wants to be an e-celeb, he suckles on the tits of Ralph so he can lift himself into glory. Unfortunately for him, he was Icarus and flew too close to the sun.
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