🎭 Dramacow Ryan J Craig / Mode_View / Demodeview / Aggrax - Anthropomorphic walrus, self-hating small-dicked fat virgin being groomed by a penis inversion cult

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Enoby Way said:
You have a point, it is the same old, same old right now. And I'm one of the people who wanted him to get his own thread. Still I think he has lolcow potential, mostly as it relates to being Kevin's orbiter and Kevin brushing him off all the time. I think more of his writing would spice the thread up a bit.
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I'm not sure I've ever seen Kevin respond to Ryan in a thread that Ryan originated and didn't tag him in. He only responds when Ryan posts to a thread in which Kevin is already participating and is therefore keeping an eye on responses. Other than that it's like he couldn't care less that Ryan exists.
 
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Swizzlestick said:
It doesn't feel as real when Ryan says weird sexual nonsense, compared to other cows. It feels like a front. Everything he says feels like a front for the boring, milquetoast man he actually is.
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Yeah it just feels like a child giggling that he said “butt”
 
brutal poodle said:
Lame. Not even half as deviant as the shit the person he orbits, Kevin, posts. What does this even mean? Double-pregnant from anal...?

Blegh. Mode_View, you suck at even creating disgusting fetish tweets.
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"Kev- I mean Kathryn-sempai might finally notice me if I post something d-d-degenerate enough!

Wait a second, uh... how do I do that...? YEAH, GOT IT! Hor-nee eye-dee-uh co-lon kreem-peye duh bahtt too mayk dehm duh-bul preg-nuhnt pee-ree-awd eye-ma sleep naw com-ma hev fuhn wit daht. SWEET SUCCESS, HERE I COME!"

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Or not.
 
Only M.C. Vagina's sperm is famous enough to get people pregnant via anal.
 
I have never seen someone fail so hard at getting attention/pity on twatter. He posts the saddest (most embarrassing) shit and still nobody gives a fuck, it's hilarious.
 
Enoby Way said:
I wonder how he found out about his coworkers thinking he was creepy.
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I was thinking an HR talk or talk with the boss. No doubt fatty here skulks around the place alternately staring at people from way too far away and standing way too close.
 
dotONION said:
I was thinking an HR talk or talk with the boss. No doubt fatty here skulks around the place alternately staring at people from way too far away and standing way too close.
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HR talk with security present because "Oh my God Clive he's just so creepy and unsettling, I need someone with me here so he won't try to hit, or even worse, hit on me. What? Rape? Oh, no, he couldn't, he's too much of an omega-male for that."
 
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