RWBY - The Hindenburg on which Rooster Teeth rests its hopes, dreams and future

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Presenting a RWBY take without comment. View attachment 1079693

"Mad geniuses"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Miles and Kerry are geniuses because of some irrelevant ass, bullshit pairing that's more forced than Korrasami had been? Hate to break it to you honey, but these two dumbasses couldn't write anything worth a single damn thing even if some of the greatest writers in Literature had their talent sucked out, before blessing the Galaxy Brain Duo with the best storytelling known to man.

Rather than them doing anything of giving a fuck in writing for this show (Worldbuilding, Character Development, Continuity, etc.), they spent more time with their extra help writers turning Volume 7 into nothing more than a long NPC circlejerk about how much Trump is dogshit and continuing their bad habits from past Volumes.

Bumblebee will NEVER, and I mean NEVER be a good portrayal of a same sex pairing when they're worse than Korrasami.

Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus, they can't beat.
 
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Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus, they can't beat.
Virgin Blake x Yang vs Chad Haruka x Michiru.
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This yuri pairing is so chad and patrician, they are not only remembered as memorable and likable LGBT characters - even outside of anime, but they have also two amazing theme songs.

But what do us mere mortals and peasants know compared to the galaxy brained geniuses of Miles and Kerry who wrote the show so much into the dirt that it now lives at the mercy of autistic jihadist shippers?
 
Virgin Blake x Yang vs Chad Haruka x Michiru.
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This yuri pairing is so chad and patrician, they are not only remembered as memorable and likable LGBT characters - even outside of anime, but they have also two amazing theme songs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_-1bWYhMznE https://youtube.com/watch?v=vLIdfuMoAkM
But what do us mere mortals and peasants know compared to the galaxy brained geniuses of Miles and Kerry who wrote the show so much into the dirt that it now lives at the mercy of autistic jihadist shippers?
Honestly, Uranus and Neptune just might destroy any arguments a Bumblebee shipper might have. Also, I’m willing to bet they were the same people who would bitch about the Cloverway dub turning them into cousins.
 
How do they portray them differently?

Didn't you watch the links? They tell you how. If you won't, then meh. Here are quick ones:

Raven-In the comic terrorizes Ruby while bird and yaps about how Summer stole Taiyang from her (which some have taken as a hint that Taiyang outright cheated on her with Summer).

Willow-Shows her upstaging Weiss at a party, give catty words, and otherwise act like a bitter rich trophy wife who mistreats her daughter.
 
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Holy fuck, this episode was bad.

I still have no idea what the fuck was M&K’s (Extra Writers as well) point in this political horseshit for Atlas, other than the hateboner sported for Donald J. Trump and creaming their panties to infinity and beyond over their poorly veiled allegory Jacques Schnee getting arrested for his crimes...This motherfucker won, had a seat for like maybe 48 hours or some shit, and then he gets arrested now? Why hasn’t Robyn Hill been arrested when she did illegal shit too? Regardless of the voting interference, she’s committed several crimes of her own (Misguided or not) yet this bitch walks free.

Psst Miles, Kerry, and Writer Helpers;just because your fanfic version of Trump got arrested 48 hours or so into power doesn’t change the fact that the real one wasn’t.

This shit is anticlimactic like a motherfucker, don’t get me started on Willow having footage that is FULLY VOICED BY HER HUSBAND AND WATTS but rather than giving it to Winter or sending a copy to Jimmy Ironwood, she just keeps it up her ass until Weiss comes by to the study...Fucking wow.
 
Holy fuck, this episode was bad.

I still have no idea what the fuck was M&K’s (Extra Writers as well) point in this political horseshit for Atlas, other than the hateboner sported for Donald J. Trump and creaming their panties to infinity and beyond over their poorly veiled allegory Jacques Schnee getting arrested for his crimes...This motherfucker won, had a seat for like maybe 48 hours or some shit, and then he gets arrested now? Why hasn’t Robyn Hill been arrested when she did illegal shit too? Regardless of the voting interference, she’s committed several crimes of her own (Misguided or not) yet this bitch walks free.

Psst Miles, Kerry, and Writer Helpers;just because your fanfic version of Trump got arrested 48 hours or so into power doesn’t change the fact that the real one wasn’t.

This shit is anticlimactic like a motherfucker, don’t get me started on Willow having footage that is FULLY VOICED BY HER HUSBAND AND WATTS but rather than giving it to Winter or sending a copy to Jimmy Ironwood, she just keeps it up her ass until Weiss comes by to the study...Fucking wow.
I can only guess why Robyn's not in jail right now (disregarding political bias) is because she's a woman, and unless your names are Cinder, Neo and Salem, women are good guys with no flaws according to the writers. It'd explain why all the males (even Jaune, regardless what others say) are either treated like shit or just serve as filling for the female characters.
 
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In a surprising turn of events, Ruby lying to Ironwood didn't lead to anything but Oscar/Ruby shipping.
I'm shocked they bungled that. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
Something in RWBY ignores plot developments for shipping? That's never happened before!
 
I can only guess why Robyn's not in jail right now (disregarding political bias) is because she's a woman, and unless your names are Cinder, Neo and Salem, women are good guys with no flaws according to the writers. It'd explain why all the males (even Jaune, regardless what others say) are either treated like shit or just serve as filling for the female characters.

Very sad, but ultimately true in the hands of NPC faggots.

In a surprising turn of events, Ruby lying to Ironwood didn't lead to anything but Oscar/Ruby shipping.
I'm shocked they bungled that. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.

Honestly, this build up for Ironwood is arguably worse than the one for Jacques Schnee on the Council;

Ruby spends her time shitting herself in regards to James finding out the truth in regards to Salem, leading her to the point of lying to his face with her teammates and these other bums but once he finally finds out the truth due to a poor Rose Garden bullshit moment, he despairs for a second;however, James doesn't fall off the wagon as hard as Qrow or our idiots.

What. Was. The. Point.

This volume tried hard to portray Ironwood as an extremist gone too far, and the stupid moment of Nora versus James when he ultimately had been right in what he was doing and Nora acted like a brat who needed a good hand across the face~ Seriously, Ironwood is the only one bothering with doing SOMETHING about their downed communications towers while everyone else is sitting around just farting.

This brings me to another point, the people throwing Dust on an open fire was not only exceptional but why don't they have the Remnant equivalent of space heaters or fireplaces? They rioted pretty quick, and made shit worse than before.

This wasn't a revolution of change like Miles said, but he says a lot of stupid shit so no surprise there.
 
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So we have the following:

1. A massive mogul man whose family and himself has been targeted by terrorists doesn't have reliable sweeps of his home for bugs, hidden cameras, bombs, poisons, etc. especially since he also hires faunus butlers.

2. That same man's drunken wife was able to secretly place hidden cameras, and in order for them not to need batteries replaced repeatedly those cameras should need to be wired in to the house.

3. Watts, who apparently disabled all of Jacques security such that he could just "let himself in" according to Whitley, cannot detect or disable or otherwise tamper with the system Jacques' drunken wife set up

4. Ironwood uses a system which is less secure to hacking, then a system which was set up by a single drunk, while said drunk had the constraint of having to be set it all up in complete secrecy and stay undetected by her husband for years
 
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So we have the following:

1. A massive mogul man whose family and himself has been targeted by terrorists doesn't have reliable sweeps of his home for bugs, hidden cameras, bombs, poisons, etc. especially since he also hires faunus butlers.

2. That same man's drunken wife was able to secretly place hidden cameras, and in order for them not to need batteries replaced repeatedly those cameras should need to be wired in to the house.

3. Watts, who apparently disabled all of Jacques security such that he could just "let himself in" according to Whitley, cannot detect or disable or otherwise tamper with the system Jacques' drunken wife set up

4. Ironwood uses a system which is less secure to hacking, then a system which was set up by a single drunk, while said drunk had the constraint of having to be set it all up in complete secrecy and stay undetected by her husband for years
While my cynicism is the only thing I have suggesting Trump parallels, this matches the way woke people/leftists/KV paint their enemies: switching between criminal mastermind and bumbling idiot depending on the point that needs to be made.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LpdD4qvzR1w Well it looks like this show got more useless.

Adel aka isn't really wrong, and I fully agree with him.

The problem with Jacques Schnee is that even if he wasn't nothing more than a fanfic version of "ORANGE MAN, BAD!" (In this case, White Man Bad) he just doesn't work as a full-front Big Bad for the season because he's a more personal one who's connected primarily to Weiss, and we can't start with that Faunus bullshit because this dude literally admitted to paying his Human workers like shit, and even having Faunus work for him in his turbo mansion.

These clowns sacrificed anything meaningful for Weiss's character to not only make a shitty joke, but to cream their panties to infinity and beyond because they're still crying about Trump winning~ I think that it was this very thread (Or a comment I saw somewhere else) that after negative reaction from V5, they never wanted to head back with such a thing and that's why V6 in the first half was their "catchup game"

Guess they gave no fucks after that.
 
Adel aka isn't really wrong, and I fully agree with him.

The problem with Jacques Schnee is that even if he wasn't nothing more than a fanfic version of "ORANGE MAN, BAD!" (In this case, White Man Bad) he just doesn't work as a full-front Big Bad for the season because he's a more personal one who's connected primarily to Weiss, and we can't start with that Faunus bullshit because this dude literally admitted to paying his Human workers like shit, and even having Faunus work for him in his turbo mansion.

These clowns sacrificed anything meaningful for Weiss's character to not only make a shitty joke, but to cream their panties to infinity and beyond because they're still crying about Trump winning~ I think that it was this very thread (Or a comment I saw somewhere else) that after negative reaction from V5, they never wanted to head back with such a thing and that's why V6 in the first half was their "catchup game"

Guess they gave no fucks after that.
Here’s a reply to a YouTube comment I made when I said that CRWBY learned nothing from Volume 5 (in that Ironwood and Winter show more emotion than Weiss, emphasis being placed on the wrong characters, and like Adam, whatever happens is meaningless since they already have Jacques his grand moment of defeat.
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