💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Thanks for the tip, Roy! Always ahead of the curve!

So is Bitcoin your biggest holding, or is it Grayscale? Do you know the fucking difference?
 
Roy blathers about 2020:


The lowlights:
  • This may be Roy's lowest-energy video yet. His laziness and sluggishness make him one of the least appealing cows we have. Roy ain't no Terry Davis, may he sit at God's right hand.
  • Trump is leaving office. Roy acts like he is personally ordering this to happen.
  • COVID is bad. Roy mocks Homeland Security for allowing this to happen while "harassing" him. Were they supposed to arrest the virus? But any excuse will do for Roy to whine about how they were so wrong to jack him up.
  • His health did not improve this year. So much for "health over wealth". He blames COVID for this somehow. He hasn't been exercising. His gym shut down, but he has a treadmill at home; he just doesn't use it. He hopes for better things in 2021, but has no real plan to bring them about.
  • He plans to run for office or "something public, whatever", so he's willing to admit the dark truth of...his age, (He's 45. Doesn't look a day over 44, I say.)
  • He's going back to investing full time (read: gambling his wife's money). He's looking for a low-stress financial services job, specifically investment and portfolio management. "I still have minor breakdowns even on a medium amount of stress."
  • He sold most of his Tesla stock, and thus missed out on some gains. Won't make any predictions about the stock.
  • He's holding about 50% of his assets in Bitcoin or Greyscale. He still doesn't distinguish those.
  • "Federal Reserve is printing a lot of money." This point goes nowhere.
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AprilRains said:
He's going back to investing full time (read: gambling his wife's money). He's looking for a low-stress financial services job, specifically investment and portfolio management. "I still have minor breakdowns even on a medium amount of stress."
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I don't have much faith in the investment abilities of someone who can't afford a razor blade. Get a shave, Pajeet.
 
Starting at 5:17, this gem:

"We haven't had a vaccine in, like, decades. Like, a good one, for anything, really. With high efficiency, or 'effesisy' [sic], as they call it."

Narrator: No one called it that. [screenshot of empty Google search results for "effesisy"]
 
Roy gives his two cents on recent events:


Nothing much to really say, I actually agree with a few of his points for once.

I think he might have slipped that he's self-employed (see: unemployed) at the beginning of the first video.
 
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AprilRains said:
Starting at 5:17, this gem:

"We haven't had a vaccine in, like, decades. Like, a good one, for anything, really. With high efficiency, or 'effesisy' [sic], as they call it."

Narrator: No one called it that. [screenshot of empty Google search results for "effesisy"]
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Does... does he mean “efficacy” but he’s too much of a maroon to know what that is?
 
The Sage of Philadelphia has been putting up a lot of YouTube videos lately. I'd like to point out one that is especially funny:


Early in the video, he claims that his bizarre attempt to wheedle a vice-chairman job out of Elon Musk was meant to be said in private, and that he only spoke of it in public on accident.

Now, leaving aside the unlikelihood of making such a request on accident, this totally undermines his previous narrative that he did not mean to ask for such a position at all. Of course, he's already a proven liar on that point, but I hadn't expected him to contradict himself so promptly!

Roy, it's not "defamation" if people are telling the exact truth about what you said, and as you now admit, it's exactly what you meant as well. No one is defaming you by quoting a statement you may not have meant to make publicly, but you certainly meant every word of it. And by the by, when were you going to have a cozy private word with Elon Musk? The next time you visited his yacht?

Sorry, Roy, but you're both crazy and a liar. You claim your main problem is "inequality", but your real problem is you.

There's other bullshit in the video, but it's easy enough to play it; the video isn't that long.

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That fake laugh reeaaallly puts the lid on all the people who say he's mentally ill. I'm sure no one will ever think that again.
 
AprilRains said:
Roy, it's not "defamation" if people are telling the exact truth about what you said, and as you now admit, it's exactly what you meant as well. No one is defaming you by quoting a statement you may not have meant to make publicly, but you certainly meant every word of it. And by the by, when were you going to have a cozy private word with Elon Musk? The next time you visited his yacht?
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The thing for me is that even if he truly did have a complete mental breakdown on that day and didn't mean a word of what he said, it still wouldn't be defamation. Roy expects the world to give him the benefit of the doubt when he's done absolutely nothing to earn it. He said those things, and people took what he said at face value. It's not their responsibility to magically know his real intentions, or that he somehow didn't mean what he said. Just practice some humility, admit to your fuckups, and stop blaming everybody else, Roy.
 
️ronic said:
The thing for me is that even if he truly did have a complete mental breakdown on that day and didn't mean a word of what he said, it still wouldn't be defamation. Roy expects the world to give him the benefit of the doubt when he's done absolutely nothing to earn it. He said those things, and people took what he said at face value. It's not their responsibility to magically know his real intentions, or that he somehow didn't mean what he said. Just practice some humility, admit to your fuckups, and stop blaming everybody else, Roy.
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Yeah, Roy's big trick is to wave an admonitory finger every time he gets caught doing something stupid/shady/shitty and turn it back on those who watched him fuck up yet again. In this case, people who watched him whine at Elon Musk for a vice-chairman job are supposed to follow up with him to make sure he meant it...and then do absolutely no further research, just take him at his present word.

Sadly for Roy, his past word is available, and it is obvious that in 2014, he thought he was a super-genius, meant for the top, a capitalist who could run any company. We know that, because he said that. And this is a far more reliable indicator of his state of mind at that time than his rationalizations now can ever be.

Roy, no one has wronged you by taking you at your word, especially when it is obvious that you were in fact the type of delusional narcissist who felt entitled to demand and get a top-level job from Elon Musk. Nor did the man wrong you who wanted to help you get some psychiatric help. (Incidentally, if you're going to nurse a grand vendetta against this man, you could at least be certain of his fucking name. You even half-ass your vendettas.)

No one is defaming you, Roy. We have your number and you know it. Stop lying.
 
Roy is looking for justice, not vengeance, which is a considerable change from his previous butthurt. I think it's because he finally figured out that he's incompetent to get actual vengeance.


SHAVE, GOD DAMMIT

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He said he'd return... and he did!
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Roy begs companies to hire him on twitter:
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Random seething:
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How is it hard to build a track record of picking stocks when you're buying then with your wife's money?

Of course, it's harder when you suck at picking stocks. Is that the basis of your "inequality", Roy? You are unequal to the task?
 
Andy Bandy Man said:
So does anyone actually take this guy seriously? Does he have like a community of supports that 🤔 his stuff?
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That's the thing, most of his content is just him screaming into the void. He's just one of those people who can't help but post their every "big idea" online, even if nobody's there to actually care.
 
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