Reddit is trying to steal my lolcow? Toby Mulligan is mine. Ya hear? I won him off a pair of 7s in the weekly slave poker game us WASPs play. It's the nigga me, Jamie Dimon, that old Vanguard faggot, the ghost of Prescott Bush and Janet Yellen who's so Jewish she drops kosher to eat the free bacon dip. Actually me being a mustache twirling evil slaver I make my muslim slave make that dip it's won three James Beard awards but I refused them because I don't want him thinking he has value. Us real one percent niggaz use our slaves as antes.
Not only is this a totally real event I hope it's got enough racial slurs reddit is too scared to quote it.
As we suspected and now confirmed Roy does read about himself online so I guess aside the autism and terrible partner he does has another thing in common with Elon.
Toby, you speaking to reddit with out my permission is going be a punishment. Me and the other Southern gentleman 1% in our white cotton suits need a new swimming pool so start digging and I better have a nice diving board ya head me boy?
This latest batch is pure lunacy. I love it. Roy has no problem insulting slaves we all joke around and use naughty words but it's for the Lulz and shock humor. Roy says this stuff with hate and more so his appropriation of slaves is insanely gross. Going far enough back probably family of mine were slaves. Roy being an upper caste his family owned slaves. I wonder if great grandpa Roy was also a sperg eating his stale naan bread walking over to the rice pickers sun burnt dehydrated and sickly thin "I do not live in taj I am like you but worse off"
After his trip to see senpai he sure ramped up this money demands. I would love to have seen how Roy blew his pay at Vanguard before he was fired ( it a former employee a FIRED) employee notice Roy lied about that on line?
This is a guy who had a series 7 and he has no clue about value, ownership or basic agreements line the EULA he signed for using social media. In reality he's a fat faggot white woman Karen.
Bet you that's also why he keeps borrowing his brothers car, he goes and chimps at fast food workers for free stuff. An extra 3 no cost burritos might explain why you're so fat Roy.
This new god dillusion is pure kino there is no Dana only Zull. I mean Roy. I am god- not mentally ill jobless fat man with a fake degree and disbarred trader.
While I proved and admitted I'm not as good an armchair shrink as I should be with my time on the farms, Roy's in the only good person view (despite wanting a Holocaust for reddit magic spells killed YouTubes CEOs kid etc,) some people are jaded and think the worst until proven otherwise others still assume the worst always. Lastly people like Roy. Just shit bag humans who they ARE the worst people and assume everyone is like them. Despite living off charity.
Everyone knows Roy's crying rich people (or white people but dont be racist you fucking niggers who denied him his hard earned welfare) do XYZ is just him projecting his fantasies.
If I won a few million dollars I'd buy a huge ass house have all the homies and family over every week where the kids play get some out door roomba with a garden hose to chase em around. Grilling to some local band and sipping scotch on the rocks with ice cubes made from Fiji water. Normal shit anyone would do if they made it
Roy would adopt all the puppies at an SPCA and have them put down. But remember everyone else is bad. I bet you he wouldn't even move out of his family house either. He's that egomaniacal.
One thing I do find funny and will end on Roy thinks fame means love all of us know who Charles Manson is he's a dirt ball and fuck him. Probably half of Twitter hates Elon.
I know he has his retard ideas on he's allowed to say things and laughing at him is a violation of free speech kinda like every 14 year old saying "homework is gay bullshit" and confused why they are in detention. He's on this idea he's only allowed praise and compensation for his behavior.
I will PL a second when you're important people reach out to you. Real figure heads don't need to go viral people know who you are and reach out.
I've spoken at a college helping educate upcoming grads about the reality of their finances. I was paid for it, well. As much as I joke around I'm not super 1% I'm your avg guy who's done pretty well and love my industry trying to fix it's flaws and make sure my belief of we all can do better if we try becomes real for my clients.
Ok one more thing, Roy has yet again ran like a coward from a proper rap battle. Id like to go on record, Dr.P is a bitch . He's scared of my raps. Roy can't hang with: erection 4hours or longer aka breaker box aka bullet tooth aka swishy aka cracked ming vase aka gusto upper cut aka infamy buckshot aka the green dragon strain.
Yeah I'm being silly but in all honesty me staring at the work microwave waiting to finish heating my left over pizza I've legitimately made up a handful of silly names and done more for a music career than Roy has over 50
years. Let that sink in.
Cringe!