💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Oh boy Dr NEET knows more about COVID than we do or medical professionals. I'm not a medical doctor but well Roy's ideas are stupid. This is funny because it mixes up a few conspiracy theories and slices of fact to turn into some blended stupid. I'm not going to get into it because it's stupid and fact is while we have slices of evidence and truth so much is redacted and hidden. We won't know the truth for many years if ever. I think no matter where you stand there was a lot of errors and a lot of corruption. What you consider those id where people seem to disagree.

Why didn't you pay your loans Roy you were a big shot! A stock broker wow. You didn't pay your debts nor student loans these are public records since you chose to default. In the sake of berverity (as much as my posts are) I'll skip my 2 cents on loans. Simply put Roy agreed as an adult to a contract he broke it multiple times and expects another helping hand. Roy is the stereotype of those whom are not for the bail outs.

Dr stock broker investments guy now praising a commie in chief Warren. Perhaps Roy can be like the whites and trade her fire water for a discharge. Yeah I'm not above bringing that up to troll heyahayoa I mean Liz.

Economics speaking of those bail outs were a good idea why during a surge of inflation did it not curb but went up? I know why I'm an economic geek. I want you kids (and I use kids towards y'all in a friendly joking way, Roy because he's mentally 9) to put your thinking caps on.

Roy will never do a podcast. My one mentor who's in his 80s set one up with out help in under an hour. He's also the kinda guy who takes the power plug outta his router so his off computers don't get hacked or something... Id love the podcast tho he is a very poor speaker and his awful advice. Roy you're jobless and need money I'll give you my real portfolio and ask how to tweak it can be episode one. Again this will be an olive branch no trolling I'm trying to help you but you refuse to lift a finger.

Does Elon have you blocked or is that another lie Roy? Why spam a person who blocked you? We both know Elon probably wouldn't remember Roy unless someone brought up the video and then he would go oh yeah lol weird guy was he serious or a net prank?

NYC is a fucking dumpster fire I have friends whose parents are quite well off and have a nice brown stone for those who don't know they were big money in 90s now it's unaffordable to mortals kinda costs. They have been there since 60s and said even peak 70s crime and shit wasn't as bad as today . 70s NYC was mad. Max shit. Like the whole city was as bad as say Kensington now you know where the poors were dropped into every ones lap adding to the blight that is Philly.

Roy says it happens in Philadelphia that's why it's ok. A lot of street vendors work damn hard but let's be real they sell illegal goods and don't pay taxes. Food trucks etc are checked up and often a killer way to get a quick meal but the guy selling you a 5 dollar umbrella or 50 bucks pairs of Nikes is a crime the city doesn't care about. Pre acab stuff the city always looked away. During COVID this was the spot to buy fake vax papers. I legit watched cops do that.

While over all street vendors aren't more than a hassle easy we have cops just shut em down silly simple fix. Most of the beach towns require a cert to set up shop don't get one your getting booted and fined. it's not hard to fix but aside the vendors who sell flat illegal shit a lot carry banned substances not drugs per say but shit like knock off Viagra sold as a herbal supplement) I do not mind em to be honest . But since Roy asked it's easy to fix.

Also since most don't pay tax and buy stolen good where's Roy demanding the rules be followed?

Roy mentioned this is normal in por countries so it should be here. But Americans are rich enough to pay for Roy dropping out of college and his scams?

I thought his hope was America doesn't end in 3rd world but supports it's actions.

It's so cute he's tweeting Meek "I had to bottom to get to the top" again. I hope Meek reads these adorable nick names I wrote for him. I want to taste his tears ok not really I'd be worried getting aids from his faggot ass.

Amazing Roy has the nerve to insult anyone over money. Roy's net worth is a deep negative! also he'd have more money to use how he sees fit if he didn't have to pay for his loser brother!

In no stock broker fired and barred from trading but what's the best kind of income? ANY! I understand if you have ue and will lose money mopping floors it's a tricky wicket for a lot of working people. Roy has no income any job is an investment to him a good move. He won't because he doesn't care about his family and really he's too snobby to care about himself.vits a cruel irony of narcissistic fatsos like Roy.

Why isn't uncle big baller paying for school if she wants to go out of state. I'm not even 40 or rich and I've put my God kids into and thru school. College has to be cheap to a level 4 limit break ruby.

Yeah. Roy trying his scam shit leeching and no insulting his family dude needs to be on the streets and learn some fucking respect. I hope his family slaps him around like that breakfast at Tiffany's slap.

Roy you disrespectful mother fucker everything bad in you life is because you refuse to use your privilege.
 
Roy is back to telling Elon to shut up:
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And he wants to be a founder if only people will let him (i.e., he wants to be given a company to run into the ground):
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Roy claims he's quitting Twitter for YouTube:
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If he thinks YouTube is better for "free speech", he's about to get a surprise. Plus, Roy's idea of free speech is to tell everyone else what they can't say about him, so there's that.

I haven't seen any new content on his channel, but I can't wait. His fat stupid face makes anything he says funnier.
 
Well looks like Roy is behind the times and being bigoted again, picture my shock.

The state department and other nations just admitted because our borders aren't secure and refugees are mostly, not add in we don't keep track of em. The South American gangs are paying people to come here and commit crimes.

Our poor is not the the same as their poor but still their poor are much like ours in regards to being recruited into gangs.

Some 15 year old gets forced (I try to be unbiased so force maybe a looser term to some) to be shipped to America, he's trafficked frankly. To steal shoes off door steps. While I'm not the no human is illegal kind of softy, Roy pretends rich white people are at fault Latino gangs (Chinese have been doing this shit since at least 90s) force kids to steal. The "rich" don't like it because Amazon has to replace this eating the profits. Elon has gone out to say he's against trafficking. So yeah rage out at the guy who's anti slavery. Good optics.

Again complex issue and, one I lean on reform and punishment would work. I digress. Roy pretends to be for the common persons good but he's happy Brazilian teens are being sent to a different continent because a rich gang member will get a cut of the stolen bath towels and the "rich" shopper might have a mild added wait. Amazon is used by all income levels and the really rich don't use it as much. Also since this has been a growing thing even PA is pushed new porch pirate laws. Since this happened guess where theft takes place more? Poor areas! Under served by police (or don't want cops there) even middle class areas esp in. The Philly burbs have gated housing lock boxes for mail etc. while not expensive and for many middle class families that 400 dollar metal box to keep packages safe isn't something in the hood where it's needed most.

No good person is cool with slavery just to get a Twitter own. But just my opinion.

Also to point out for the 438th time. I thought Elon blocked you? Why keep replying to him? Roy are you gay big guy? Look it's 2024 it's ok. This is America, were a lot more open to homosexuality than India is. Please tell me you don't have a big dildo named Musk... I mean it's cool if that's your jam but I legit don't know many nasty teen break ups so petty and unhinged.

DHS is wasting its time with you because you're too lazy to do the mass shooting you want weirdo. DHS is a waste but that's another story. Protip: despite legally owning a machine gun and voting 3rd party I've never had a door knock from any alphabet boys. But I don't make claims I did a school shooting. So the hint is stop being cringe and unstable.

Roy the founder? Lmao it's been 20 years this dude was a bitch for mega corps his entire life work history was being a fool for Uber and then the boiler room customer service at Vanguard. Both those jobs gone.

To found something you must create. Roy can't even create a fucking paycheck from someone else's idea. I've said before to back to India you hate it here. I'd say it's pretty special you have had the chance to live off family scam the tax payers over college and rack up over 40k debt you didn't want to pay. Where else can absolute leech live so well? An abject failure all around.

Elon won't notice me so I'll join the site where I made fun of the bosses kid dying. This can't end badly. Twitter is too fast based and you need some name to even get engagement. YouTube trolls are a lot more dedicated. He's going to end up on more cringe complications and rage out. Can't wait till he tries using PewDiePie or other big names.

Aside being clipped Roy's chicken shit words will come back. He won get a ban but for what he said about Susans loss for such a callous thing that hurts so many people oh hell get hated on till he has to lock down everything and nuke his algorithm... But that's not his fault his past comes to bite him right? Damn Elon you did this.
 
If Roy says one untoward thing about Baltimore, I'm going to kick him in the testicles. Philly isn't that far away.
 
If Roy says one untoward thing about Baltimore, I'm going to kick him in the testicles. Philly isn't that far away.
I don't recommend doing that, but if that's your intention, you may as well warm up your kicking leg. There's no way Roy won't say something stupid in response to that incident. He'll at least cheer for the damage to "supremacy", and he may claim a metaphysical connection between the accident and his plights.
 
I don't recommend doing that, but if that's your intention, you may as well warm up your kicking leg. There's no way Roy won't say something stupid in response to that incident. He'll at least cheer for the damage to "supremacy", and he may claim a metaphysical connection between the accident and his plights.
I especially want to see his mental gymnastics, now that it turns out the boat was piloted by Indians.
 
If Roy says one untoward thing about Baltimore, I'm going to kick him in the testicles. Philly isn't that far away.
If you need a couch to crash on because your driving leg is sore impacting Roy's testies we can work something out.

Oh I'm 100% in agreement Roy will have something not just offensive but bizarre and bigoted.

To be fair even the idiots I've seen REEEEEEEEE Trump's at fault (yes they are out there) they almost have a straw to grab because infrastructure has been grossly neglected for a long time and post COVID shipping has taken a hit.

Roy will some how pull off being more wrong.
 
If you need a couch to crash on because your driving leg is sore impacting Roy's testies we can work something out.

Oh I'm 100% in agreement Roy will have something not just offensive but bizarre and bigoted.

To be fair even the idiots I've seen REEEEEEEEE Trump's at fault (yes they are out there) they almost have a straw to grab because infrastructure has been grossly neglected for a long time and post COVID shipping has taken a hit.

Roy will some how pull off being more wrong.
Yeah, there's cringy sperging about this on all sides. We'll never hear the end of it.

Roy isn't worth worrying about it, but yeah, he's going to be extra cringy, somehow at the head of the pack of retarded takes on this.

Edit: lol last time I was in Philly for lolcow related stuff, it was some terf vs tranny protest. After the protest, the terfs went to a local pub to recap and some sneaky fucking troon called into the restaurant and had them boot us all out.
 
With Roy you remember he's cutting edge you might hear anything related come September.

Granted Roy having his history tweeting "I just got kicked in the balls by a 8 foot tall kosher dill" and demand Vlassic give him 100k wouldn't be the dumbest shit hes said.

I once took a member here to Pilgrimage ADFs first and only job lol.
 
Roy has finally made good on his threat to put up YouTube content, since apparently Elon Musk blocked him on X or something.

He has re-uploaded his crappy rendition of "What A Wonderful World", so I won't repeat that.

He has uploaded an equally banal 21-second video of a sunrise in 2022, taken from a plane:

And no autism update is complete without some train footage:

But best of all, he is promising more updates soon:

Notes on that last video:
  • He got fatter still. This isn't good.
  • He's promising more "college truth" and personal finance content. Also crypto, politics...
  • ...and "marriage, love"...oh, man, is he about to get tossed to the curb? His mirthless chuckle after that one makes me wonder.
  • He claims to be going to the gym. To his surprise, actual low-impact exercise hurts sometimes. He was in better shape when he was a teenager. Giant surprise!
 

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I gotta be honest, Roy is noticeably fatter and older looking. Look at his pfp on the YT compared to now, honestly even his voice sounds grittier in a bad way. Roy mentioning the tread mill tires him out is saying, but it's even funnier he wants a gym talk but doesn't understand why low impact gets easier after a few min, it's called a warm up? It's just a case of he's so fucking dumb it's hard to understand at times.

There's so much going on right now and tax season just finished up, I really hope we get more content. But Roy over all is lazy. Since he reads here, the door never closed if you want to get trending and "own kiwis etc" be good tags to make yourself viral take the interview Null and my self offered, YT would be popping. Or just wait 7 months and talk about how you failed out of college a lot.
 
More content!

Roy decided to hang out at Rec Philly, which seems to be a place to hang out with musicians, filmmakers, and the like. He put up five short videos of this. In none of them is he talking to anyone. No one is even paying attention to him.


Roy still intends to put up more content, but apparently needs an editor to do so:

He claims to feel sorry for people who mock him in the comments of a YouTube video of one of his shitty song covers. He keeps saying he's one of the good guys. He also claims to charge $500 for responding to comments. New catchphrase: "You know that, right?" (Generally after saying something obviously untrue, like that $500 fee.)

But he knows how to fix Tesla, though!

What a dolt.
 

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More content!

Roy decided to hang out at Rec Philly, which seems to be a place to hang out with musicians, filmmakers, and the like. He put up five short videos of this. In none of them is he talking to anyone. No one is even paying attention to him.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0bwniVgy4rkhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=QWF5SQGvEJEhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=zQuhnP29KOUhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dSAWwSXC74Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=Ttt7OlIYNcw
Roy still intends to put up more content, but apparently needs an editor to do so:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-OKfcsltBLs:3
He claims to feel sorry for people who mock him in the comments of a YouTube video of one of his shitty song covers. He keeps saying he's one of the good guys. He also claims to charge $500 for responding to comments. New catchphrase: "You know that, right?" (Generally after saying something obviously untrue, like that $500 fee.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=92V_B-IAJgw:5
But he knows how to fix Tesla, though!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RYpdicZq1AE:197
What a dolt.
Holy cringe, Batman.

The levels of second hand embarrassment are becoming too much to bare.

I can literally hear his voice faltering and cracking like a scared teenaged boy as he fights to hold back tears in the video of him looking through the youtube comments. This is textboox definition "seethe and cope".

He is so utterly, and totally buck broken. If it were any other person, I would feel sorry for them, but since it's the King of Cringe, I dont.
 
"I guess this is a mixing board... Mixer, amp or something. I'll have to figure that out huh huh huh."

Professional music producer.
 
Roy's diatribe on Tesla is fucking unhinged.

He complains that Tesla's cars are too expensive, but also complains that they need to improve their range. Pick one, dumbass. I don't want a Tesla, me, but I don't expect them to make quantum leaps in both price and performance in the immediate future. Nor, of course, does Roy have any idea how to do both of those things right away. Or either. Like a lot of supercilious losers, he thinks that his part is done when he demands that a thing be done.

Roy also tries to take credit for general suggestions and vague predictions. He predicted that the economy would suffer a downturn? That was the safest of bets, and it doesn't imply anything actionable. He thinks it'd be a good idea for cars to be better and cheaper? Whoop-de-doo. What's your plan?

He also whines that Teslas are expensive, which is quite true, but his main plaint seems to be that Musk didn't hire him so he can't afford one. Jesus Christ, you stupid son of a bitch, it is not a car company's job to hire you so you can afford one of their cars! If you can offer enough value for an employer that they will pay you well enough to afford luxuries, well, you'd have done that already.

Roy likes to bark orders at Tesla and even Elon Musk himself. It's good that no one was dumb enough to give him any power. He'd have been the shittiest of bosses. Fortunately, there's no risk of that happening. He's not even qualified to be a flunky.

His few actionable suggestions are absolute crap. Give away Teslas on long-term loan to encourage people to buy them? Sure, that'll work. Bid Musk to tell Biden to improve tax incentives to buy electric cars? They're not exactly friends.

Roy, you're a worthless, arrogant idiot. You don't have a single thought in your empty head. Stick with something you do know. Let me know what that is.
 
I promise I don't have a Roy beacon l but popped on after work and look what we got!

Rec Philly is cool. I'd like to note it's invite only he's at the open house. Dr P. Ain't in the club. As I've mentioned before Philadelphia is really bustling with arts of all kinds we have homosexual rapper Meek (Diddy clapped my cheek) Mills. Diplo, huge painting sculpture etc. they are a pretty damn welcoming group. A lot of arty people can be kinda socially introverted, they express themselves via their medium and I'd bet dollars to donuts (Roy seems to spend one on the other) some people tried getting him into convos, he just shrugged it off and or acted antisocial.

He comes off so weird being off by himself. Dude the open house... Well I don't need to say what or why they have it. This is CEO material?

This is the guy who says he never has a fair shot, the mingle event and boom YOU fuck it up Roy.

I'm not even joking or anything mean but holy shit!! Since last time we saw him he's got noticeably fatter again. This diet has backfired. As normal he looks unkept. Visably older as well.

It's a riot he's charging for mean comments please Roy keep making threats then reply for free. Level 7 Bismuth brain.

Personally I'm looking forward to Roy suing me. But being Roy is an idiot. He will google my screen name find the SNL skit it's from and send service to the Dan Akyrod fan club and also ask for the money for a small claims lawyer (no lawyers for small claims courts) so he can sue. Winning the award of worst fan mail ever sent to "Dr. Ray Stantz" (if you don't get that reference please get off this site zoomie filth).

He doesn't need an editor he needs a lobotomy. Always an excuse. You're a NEET Roy learn to do it yourself! If 14 year old girls on tik tok or stroked out cooking with Jack can do it, a jobless loser like you has the time to learn. The best edit job for you is in those cringe compilations.

Teslas down for a lot of reasons, man he gets winded talking. There's nothing of note in this video tbh. Recycled talking points I'm smarter etc. @AprilRains killed it I'll skip a sperg.
 
Roy came crawling back to Twitter. That didn't take long.

He questions Musk's black-friendliness. Note; Musk is African-American.
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Roy critizes Musk for not spending time with workers. Note: Roy doesn't work.
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And he's mad about Sheryl Sandberg having opinions. Note: Shut up, Roy.
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He mourns the passing of the Sam Ash store for some reason.
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He has opinions about Keith Gill.
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And something incoherent about Trump:
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Why is black in quotes?

Also I suspect this is projection. Despite living in Philly, I suspect Roy has no black friends. Probably because he doesn't have any friends of any kind, but even if he did, I can't imagine any of them would be black.
 
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