💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Roy for a 50 year old guy is cluster B like a teen girl. He's not even wise enough a snake to as you mentioned hide his goals under a greater good.

Honestly I'm not sure what someone like Roy has for options as a kid there's no way he wasn't a weirdo and slow in school. I wonder like many other lolcows how bad (be it abuse or neglect or coddling) it was at home.

If you remove Roy's ego he could be a fine dishwasher, shelf stocker or something. He's not that low functioning. Maybe ego removed a cashier but I still wouldn't trust him around nickles let alone securities.

I don't know if Roy grew up here or over in India. From a quick googling their mental health is very much the same British culture they were shared... Victorian. So I can see Roy being kept from that and his parents not knowing the US care is (slightly) better.

As I said before Roy can't keep his lies straight and I've offered as well as Null has to interview him. I even extended an extra olive branch of he can pre sort the questions. For a mentally ill narc like Roy he'd still hang himself. He wants the attention and demands rights are wronged but runs from a chance he's lazy and a coward.

I am shocked and have mixed feelings about the fact Roy wasn't swatted when he poorly worded his joy at a school shooting, claiming it was him. As said he meant his cosmic power because maybe those kids used Facebook who owes him money it's good they were dead. His English isn't great and came almost off like "hey I pulled the trigger"

When you're a criminal in watch lists confirmed and possible a mental health hold. A door knock (not kick) would be justified. Even in case of copy catting, we know that's a real thing and Roy lives in a lax gun law state (trust me i have 50 lol) if he wasn't mental health held or ever nicked with a DV charge (none show up) he'd be legal.

So you can understand why DHS would be worried Roy thinking a shooting is great and he "took part". But they didn't act.

Now Roy's in the east coast over dose capital celebrating a death. I don't want to say how I know but those tweets kinda were pushed to the major local corps (fgts on Reddit). Roy should be thankful for the a logs. He demands people held to his words now they will be. Weens are gay and unrealistic tho and the farms disapproves of that.

Out of curiosity I did see how to appeal a FINRA strike or suspension. It requires you reaching out to them. I'll wager Roy has not for three reasons one, he's a lazy fuck two he hasn't said so and three deep down his ego can't take him being told no you ARE wrong so he resorts to angry tweets.

I touched on it before while were focused on his lack of mental health, deplorable behavior and cringe posting. His big claim is he's a market guru or something even that changes.

Reddit has been shown to bleed money it like FB IPO Twitter/X sale etc shows another case of tech bubble. Let me shift to a REAL investment guy POV

Much like a fart in the bath tub the biggest pop first and smell the worst I highly suspect reddit isn't doing an IPO for good of its users and to enrich the prole. How long till these other hand ful of servers but we all know the name go?

Door dash ain't worth shit, Uber ain't worth shit etc. To me I'd say keep a CLOSE eye on blue chips, also Nvidia is shot well past any expected reports. But they make chips.

A tech burst happened under Clinton (litterly his last term) that plus 9/11 slumped the economy and we havebt seen the avg person recover or get the same slice. I think any econ Dr rapper CEO hedgehog or fund diamond should blog on this. Every steal your thoughts from ZH or fool and reblog it like 95% content creator scum.

Roy has free time and doesn't blog. A good blog could be passed around and end him up hired. One of the editors of fool that's their story. Why doesn't Roy do this? He's fucking lazy. The core of all his issues is how lazy he is. We see he's fat as fuck, because he chooses to pig out and not care about his health, no job so other people pay for his insurance. He's always dirty looking, showers are work (seriously what is it with lolcows and not liking to bathe? Even hobos who can't love a shower when they can sneak into a gym etc). He doesn't create, he doesn't write etc. Lastly I think that's a lot of where his anger comes from. He's too laxy to learn how things work soche just sits down and thinks on Elon called the gov said make me rich imma run a car and rocket company. Then all the strings were pulled.

Forgive this being long, I'm still on mend and denied my prescious caffeine, so I'm in and out of thought. Not that my avg posts are much more condensed.
 
He's updated his Vanguard/FINRA callout:
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He mostly goes over the same points, but really doubles down on how A/X Growth is not a business, and only an idea (you still advertised it like a business, though).

Vanguard is also inexperienced, somehow, despite being an industry leader for nearly 50 years.
 

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Jesus H Christ, this guy.

I worked in finserv ages ago (not even PL, it's a huge industry). The rules about anything outside were incredibly strict and drilled into you. Nothing in outside accounts. No 'outside activities' - worded such that it doesn't matter if you think it's a 'business' you can't do it. And if you have a question, you ask. Likely you'll get told no, but you ask, or it's your ass.
 
Roy summons his inner Mountain Jew:
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Him and Marshall would've been good friends.

Another message to Vanguard:
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Keep at it, I'm sure they will respond any day, now.

Roy might've gotten visited by the feds again:
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Roy puts off his ambitions for another year, because he needs to get in shape:
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Don't worry, we'll be the first in line to buy your new album when it comes out.
 
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With the way you're acting, the DHS won't be the only 3-letter agency showing up.
No kidding. He is legit
Roy summons his inner Mountain Jew:
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Him and Marshall would've been good friends.

Another message to Vanguard:
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Keep at it, I'm sure they will respond any day, now.

Roy might've gotten visited by the feds again:
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Roy puts off his ambitions for another year, because he needs to get in shape:
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Don't worry, we'll be the first in line to buy your new album when it comes out.
Okay, Roy's Curse-ye-ha-me-ha had me audibly burst out laughing at 4am. Thank you Roy. I didn't think you could get any cringier

Also, does it take nobody else by suprise that Roy has a filthy, messy, and unkept home? I know it's not a stretch to imagine a fat, lazy, blubber blob of a man to have a disgusting home, but the fact that he so openly acknowledges it, just adds a whole other extra layer to his cringe cake. He can't even take pride in the satisfaction if keeping his living space clean.

What a soy boy.

Also, the lazy, smelly, cringe boy putting his music ambitions on hold? Again, color me not suprised. It sounds like the lazy oaf simply doesn't want to work. Not in shape enough to be a rapper? Let me go tell Biggie, Khaled, Queen Latefa, and Fat Joe they gotta find another career asap.
 
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The thing is, if Roy were serious about focusing on his health, I'd cheer for him. Even six months of diet and exercise would do wonders for him. But we all know this isn't going to happen. It's just an excuse for sloth and self-indulgence.

But hey, Roy, prove me wrong. Post receipts. Don't blame social media or any of your other bugaboos. No excuses, Roy. Do it for real.
 
This sure has shifted into over drive! We've upgraded to a direct voodoo curse. A door knock by alphabet boys a "career" quit and your normal deflamation and most basic cringe.

As much as I understand the why and how much it pains Roy no senpai notices him, it would be funny to see lawsuits. As I said there's a lot of busy bodies in mega corps and the gov. When Roy first claimed he caused a school shooting I legit thought he was going to be taken away in the night. We on the farms have seen this shit go down before.

While two mins of research shows Roy's a crack pot on Twitter in today's day and age it's an easy promotion.

Same applies to corp law. They often get schizo shit esp in finance, the " I over drafted my account and looked bad on a date give me a million dollars because I didn't get pussy" (story like this happened to a lawyer I know). Look I'm saving you bad press by filing a C&D to this guy going viral (ignoring Roy's being laughed at) he/she gets a key to the executive washroom.

It also shows one of my favorite Roy traits, all people esp lolcows are hypothetical to a degree. Roy legit can't finish a lie before he changes it. He's out to stop evil Vanguard, unless they hire him back.

This is text book dumped abusive ex shit. I bet you he does that to his wife "I'll kill both of us if you leave and it'll be your fault". Or, she's a potato too. I don't know how arranged marriages work something the evil whites tried to stop also white ppl you say sorry for making the Aztecs stop ripping the hearts outta children. Truly the whites are devils. At least Roy's people rose up and cast away white devils sin of sewage treatment and plumbing.

Aside my rare racist trolling I can see Roy the kinda dude who does use piss bottles in his family home, also like that weird sect of Islam scared of the toilet ghosts so he probably poops in plastic bags next to his bed. Must be a great place to visit.

It's again not Roy's stuff or house why would he be greatful for it and keep it clean? He probably tried to play his laziness off as "absent minded professor" trope. Ironically, that was stated by non other the founder of modern economic theory and one of the fore layers of what capitalisms is, Adam Smith.

Roy getting into shape? Ha! This guy has one this he's kept with being he's undedicated. Roy's knocking on 50, always been a fatty this for anyone dedicated would be hard strict diet, routine, sleep etc. Medically speaking it's also easier to get fit again than first time. I should know I've been active in sports since highschool and a decade younger than Roy I'm already seeing slow downs aside the injuries (a plenty).

Roy is going to beg his family for a pelaton and use it as a clothing hanger. I am kinda excited for the diet and exercise sperging. Much like even offering to give him a fluff piece interview, Roy can join a day to the alum rugby team I run. He'd meet big shot grads have some fun and get one hell of a work out. Real invite. I offer but I know he won't do it's a win win either he does something to break his cycle and improves or he has a golden chance (something he says he never gets) and ducks out a real positive event.

Fwiw: aside the fries Greek food is both very healthy for 99% people and delicious. Greek yogurt (full fat) should be a staple of everyones diet.

The only other person I found grave dancing is brother Nathaniel, who in his own right is a lolcow. He's a by birth Jew reformed to Orthodox Christianity of sorts and racist enough even "I only go to church for the alter boys" Nick Fuentes was taken back. Do we have a thread on BN?

Again with the angry Vanguard tweets. If he had any intentions of taking this to a court or suing this stuff would automatically nuke his chances. It makes me wonder how brain broken he is, does he deep down know this is a joke? Is he so victim complex he just spergs everywhere? Or does his only drive really go for ass pats? Hoping people take pity on the victim of America's favorite game kick the autistic!

I do owe Roy a debt as I'm healing from something I'm on a strict ass diet and reduced movement. He kicks into hyper drive when I can't do much but sit bored staring at the web. Harambe is great for his gift.
 
Roy keeps doubling down on Susan Wojcicki:
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And is now making threatening noises at Reddit:
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Is he angling for an involuntary commitment?
 
Roy keeps doubling down on Susan Wojcicki:
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And is now making threatening noises at Reddit:
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Is he angling for an involuntary commitment?
Well, I guess he does take pleasure in her son's death. Not surprised.

I wonder what causes him to fixate on these news events and reply to them ad nauseam. It's not like he has anything new to add past the first two or three tweets.
Like, it's been almost a week, and he's still replying to that same Fortune article. Seriously, if you take a look at the replies to that tweet, only three of them are not from Roy.

I also look forward to him complaining when the cops visit him again for making threats. We'll see how well the "I wasn't threatening anyone, it's the magical voodoo that harms people who make fun of me that does it!" defense works out.
 
He's back to dissing Susan Wojcicki:
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He's using his health as an excuse for not attending a music event:
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And he blames global capitalism for failing to underwrite the costs of uncontrolled immigration:
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He congratulates a Temple alum for succeeding, but only as a springboard for whining about his own failure:
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But he's at his funniest when chivvying Temple:
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The GIF in question:
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What does that GIF say to you, fellow readers?
 
Roy I know you read here, as I mentioned Temple was my UG. Even with Bill Cosby as another alum, I find more shame with you as one.

Also I bet you didn't get ANY pussy from them Tyler art hoes, those girls were easy AF.

Actually the Patty Wagon had made local news and all. I plan on going when I get a long lunch to support her both as alum and young entrepreneur. Roy has said before "to avoid them".

His death note shit keeps going on it's insane, he made his by far most repulsive and schizo tweet and then keeps spamming it as @ronic mentioned most of the tweets about this are from him!.

He's definitely black listing himself from a fucking paper hat name tag job. Can you picture getting your cheese burger from him and knowing he mocks over dose deaths? What if my friend just passed from fent... And I need lunch and this fat faggot tried to hand me a whopper, id break his jaw. No company will take him.

I don't know everything about Indian culture but damn how has his family not kicked him yet? In big boy corp world yeah dumb ass family can be an issue. Stuff that isn't you or minor .. if I was up for VP of my division i sure as shit would not mention if my siblings got a speeding ticket. Can you picture "hey we want to promote you but your brother is acting a fool on Twitter and that makes us look bad" Not just the company you keep issue but, Roy has claimed them to do criminal and civil actions. Sadly corps don't stand by their employees. Hey I heard on Facebook you're a rapist so your fired shit like that happens. What will Roy do when his family loses jobs? The family that he leeches off? Steals from and lies about. Oh wait Roy is stupid and doesn't think that far ahead.

Also lmao he's too far to go sit listen to music FAT FAT FAT
 
I don't know everything about Indian culture but damn how has his family not kicked him yet? In big boy corp world yeah dumb ass family can be an issue. Stuff that isn't you or minor .. if I was up for VP of my division i sure as shit would not mention if my siblings got a speeding ticket. Can you picture "hey we want to promote you but your brother is acting a fool on Twitter and that makes us look bad" Not just the company you keep issue but, Roy has claimed them to do criminal and civil actions. Sadly corps don't stand by their employees. Hey I heard on Facebook you're a rapist so your fired shit like that happens. What will Roy do when his family loses jobs? The family that he leeches off? Steals from and lies about. Oh wait Roy is stupid and doesn't think that far ahead.
The one thing that's probably keeping him from getting kicked out of his brother's home is his family. Other than that, I can't imagine his beef with relatives requiring occasional police intervention, and unhinged social media threats are doing him any favors.

As for affecting his brother's/family's career (whatever it my be), Roy is still relatively unknown. The most attention he'll get in the normie world is the occasional YouTube/Tiktok clip of the Tesla incident. His tweets also get barely any engagement, so I can imagine his family being pretty unscathed professionally by his lunacy.
 
Like many cows here, Roy is very lucky that he's not as well-known as he wants to be.
 
Roy has a bunch of updates in the last few days. Here are some highlights.

Roy says, hurray for armed robbery!
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And tax evasion!
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But Roy's on the case when it comes to street crime.
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He may start a charter school.
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Or maybe run for city council.
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But first he's going to start a fund, and SEC, don't you dare stop him!
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And just to establish his legitimacy, he's going to gloat about Laken Riley's death.
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And he gets crazier about it.
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And crazier still.
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Does Roy want a door knock? Because that's how you get a door knock.
 
Roy has a bunch of updates in the last few days. Here are some highlights.

Roy says, hurray for armed robbery!
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And tax evasion!
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But Roy's on the case when it comes to street crime.
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He may start a charter school.
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Or maybe run for city council.
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But first he's going to start a fund, and SEC, don't you dare stop him!
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And just to establish his legitimacy, he's going to gloat about Laken Riley's death.
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And he gets crazier about it.
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And crazier still.
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Does Roy want a door knock? Because that's how you get a door knock.
That should be me strangling that woman, right? That's what white supremicists are waiting for.
Holy shit, that is one hell of a projection.

Warning to all female Philly college students: If you see an overweight Indian man following you mumbling something about supremicy, alert the DHS immediately!


Edit: If only Elon had hired that supergenious, those dirty lawyers would have sued someone else (probably Roy).
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