💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Wouldn't be surprised if the DHS blocks him on Twitter at this point:
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Yeah, why doesn't the government press charges against people who call you cringe on the Internet?
 
Roy struggles to understand being presentable- probably why he turned up unshaven and in a polo shirt to ask for a CEO position rather than a suit and tie.

Would probably have more success if he worked on that weight too (first impressions matter)


(Also is he saying that he doesnt brush his teeth at home lol???)
 
Roy struggles to understand being presentable- probably why he turned up unshaven and in a polo shirt to ask for a CEO position rather than a suit and tie.

Would probably have more success if he worked on that weight too (first impressions matter)

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(Also is he saying that he doesnt brush his teeth at home lol???)
Once again feeling so sorry for his wife and family. Imagine being a traditional Indian girl marrying into what looks like a successful family, to a son being put through higher education, only to get stuck with this shameful slug of a man. I imagine her like a gorgeous bollywood princess trapped in a melodrama. 50 to 1 she's nailing at least one of his brothers.
 
Still on that superstition streak. How many people must be harmed before they realize that they can't laugh at Roy Philipose on the internet?
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Once again feeling so sorry for his wife and family. Imagine being a traditional Indian girl marrying into what looks like a successful family, to a son being put through higher education, only to get stuck with this shameful slug of a man. I imagine her like a gorgeous bollywood princess trapped in a melodrama. 50 to 1 she's nailing at least one of his brothers.
100/1 he doesn't even care all that much because he and his sweaty towel chair and financial fantasies are all he needs....
 
Still on that superstition streak. How many people must be harmed before they realize that they can't laugh at Philipose on the internet?
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But his insistence that "young people" who laugh at him get karma'd shows a clear belief that life is fair (as well as some A-grade magical thinking).

Except of course the young people who get hurt in shootings are almost certainly not the same ones that laugh at him on the Internet. So Roy believes that it is justified and karmic for someone to suffer because someone else of a vaguely similar demographic did something bad. So, by Roy's "logic": Ghengis Khan was a man, and history's most prolific rapist. Roy is also a man, so everything bad that happens to Roy is justified because of that.

I mean, the bad things that have happened to Roy *are* karmic and deserved (and very, very funny) but because of things he has done himself, not things anyone else has done.

This is why Roy is one of my favourite cows. Much like Patrick Tomlinson, he has such an amazing combination of uncontrolled narcissism, an utterly repellent personality and world-class stupidity that he is an endless source of guilt-free schadenfreude.

Keep stepping on those rakes, Roy, it's superb entertainment.
 
Some constructive criticism for the Philidelphia Airport:
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Still assmad that he was briefly detained in 2012:
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I couldn't imagine holding a grudge like this for so long.
 
The lounges are the responsibility of individual airlines, not the airport generally. Anyway, why does Roy care?

I think he's flying a bit close to the sun by libeling Jane Philipose by name. Doesn't he depend on his family's generosity for the roof over his head? They might change their minds if they learn of this. We won't tell them, but someone might.
 
The lounges are the responsibility of individual airlines, not the airport generally. Anyway, why does Roy care?

I think he's flying a bit close to the sun by libeling Jane Philipose by name. Doesn't he depend on his family's generosity for the roof over his head? They might change their minds if they learn of this. We won't tell them, but someone might.
Well, if him badmouthing his brother in the internet wasn't enough to get kicked out of the home that his brother owns, I don't think this will do much. He's definately the gossip of the family, though.
 
White people out of the US!
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By the way, Roy, your family is a recent arrival to our shores. When are you leaving, again?
 
White People Bad/Natives Were Here First post #231:
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Once again, Roy, you've been here the shortest. Pack your bags.

Roy's getting looks. Though, I'm not sure it's exactly because of his race:
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Roy predicts his own death:
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Roy has a poor understanding of history:

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Yes, infact, there were many Native governments before the Europeans came.
Good job! C+
 
Roy uses that word "authorized" a lot. People aren't authorized to talk about him. White people aren't authorized to be in America. He's written about unauthorized bloggers. And so on.

Well, who authorized you to say things online, Roy, or to be here at all? You pretend you have authority over everything, but at this point, you're not even authorized to perform stock transactions.
 
Roy uses that word "authorized" a lot. People aren't authorized to talk about him. White people aren't authorized to be in America. He's written about unauthorized bloggers. And so on.

Well, who authorized you to say things online, Roy, or to be here at all? You pretend you have authority over everything, but at this point, you're not even authorized to perform stock transactions.
I have noticed that Roy often will discover a word that is used in a slightly unusual, but still valid context, then parrot its usage endlessly in the following days until he finds a new word that intrests him.

He really is quite child like. And cringe.
 
I have noticed that Roy often will discover a word that is used in a slightly unusual, but still valid context, then parrot its usage endlessly in the following days until he finds a new word that intrests him.
That's a good point. He seems to have room for maybe three catchphrases at one time. Lately, he's been favoring "dangerous", by which he seems to mean "something that threatens my narcissism". Then there's "White Superior Masters", and now "unauthorized".

He really is quite child like. And cringe.
It's the only thing he's known for.

Incidentally, I noticed that one of his most recent tweets was directed at a female writer for The Babylon Bee. Roy has been clapping back at women (who don't even know he exists, but that's obvious). Did he get fired by a woman? Is his wife getting sick of his bullshit? Most curious.
 
Merry Christmas! Hope you've been enjoying your morning. Roy appearantly hasn't.

Complaining to Twitter that he can't dox his enemies:
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>implying that there are no pro-choice white people
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Don't worry guys, he's not mad that he's losing followers on Twitter. He'll get them all back when he's a big famous rapper! You'll see!
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And he'll make sure you white people hear it!
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He also needs the FBI's help finding Native Americans:
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Roy likes to repeat the same thing over and over again, so here's his other tweets if you're interested:
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Complaining to Twitter that he can't dox his enemies:
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About people in the public square being identified... anonymity is a first amendment right for protests unless you're committing crimes.
>implying that there are no pro-choice white people
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Wouldn't white supremacists want pee 'o cees to abort more often?
 
Every time I see him talking about being a musician or rapper I can't help but think of that song "hurt feelings" we should all toast and play that shit for Roy. It's his goddamn theme song.
 
Complaining to Twitter that he can't dox his enemies:
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The most retarded part of this is that Twitter would absolutely identify people, as soon as you serve them with a court order, or perhaps even a mere subpoena, demanding they hand you someone's dox. And the threshold to do so isn't even the "beyond a reasonable doubt" that the old public town square would've used to require before it'd "lock them up if they harm you".

Try it Roy, let's see the legal papers, I'd love to see you get wrecked in real court. I hear it's real cheap to file pro se and you're probably smarter than all those lawyers, they just want your money anyway.
 
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