💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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The "No Integerity List" is gone (for now). Maybe he'll make those videos he promised.
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Roy has a stalker:
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"Social Media/Section 230 Bad" post #1827:
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I wonder what his relatives would have to say about him bashing their names all over the internet?
 
Roy's expectations of the world are as unrealistic as one expects of lolcows. Telling the police you didn't do anything wrong carries no weight of conviction, and the ACLU does not exist in order to abridge the free speech rights of others.
 
I mean, it didn't use to. Nowadays I'm not so sure.
Well, in this specific case, I think they're going to take the position that Roy's demand has no merit. I won't make such claims for the ACLU generally.
 
Organizations like the ACLU will take cases they’re either going to definitely win or definitely lose. They won’t however take cases that will make them look like idiots.
 
@ronic

Roy has some cert, there's a lot of low level/entry/ scrub traders out there as well. He's with a huge op, I'm shocked they didn't fail him out for his backround. Being on a DHS watch list would pop during his finra stuff. There's a lot of stuff he could be doing, nothing important, and anyone can work under a principle, perhaps he's doing customer support or something. I can't see him as an entry trader anywhere.

Granted he himself said he's awful at his job and he's just not going to last. Honestly, his kill list that he brings up and takes down insane legal rants etc are stuff that can get your job to can you. Roy being fired arc is the future, while none of us ween, others do and frankly, I wouldn't let someone like him work under me. Both because god knows what nightmares he's going to cause, I or anyone who's vested into the corp they work at wouldn't want their employer at risk. Both because you gotta cover your own ass, and more so so it doesn't come back you kept a loose cannon around.

I wonder if there's some stock market angle of those retards they have wiping tables down. A job corp for the white collar? Because Roy would do great at that, I'd let him fire up an old Windows 3.1 computer and play Lemonade stand, hand him a little pay check bring him a nice yummy bear claw and always say something sweet "Wow Champ you're really hustling today". I'm a nice fellow so I'd get him a corp coffee mug, so he can sip his drinks feeling like a big boy hedge fund owner.

Roys story about the police, first off he legit doesn't know an officers name in the "attack" second, talk to any cop those two showed up on a Domestic call. That's what scares cops, tempers are hot, some places people HAVE to go to jail, you don't know mental states, drug use etc. We don't know what really happened because well Roy's only one telling a story and we know he's a liar.

When you strip away his dramatic retelling, it sounds like he was talked to about a claimed domestic (on the family that let him live there for free mind you) it sounds like he was restrained, not even detained, Roy even admits the police didn't strike him. Just kept him from being a danger to, his family, himself and the officers. The cops have some powers over the avg person and let's not get into that debate, but Roy was seen as a threat and kept as such, by Roys own telling... properly.

Now him having PTSD over it, could have been skipped by NOT chimping out or NOT living off (not with just off you leech) your brother.

Now, some of us have to read a lot of legal paper work lately, and notice Roy tries to spin this into an ACAB thing and all but he only asks for money? Not the officers, one whom he couldn't be bothered to remember or get the name of to be let go or punished. Roy has one demand. Give him money.

Really reading this shows how mentally unstable and victim mindset he is. With Roys logic, I think since I blew thru a stop sign (ok... kinda my fault, brake problems with car but I was out testing in an empty area) and the cop ticketed me.. I should get some cash? But being not a retard and sending letters etc being a man the cop was cool gave me a small ticket no points. While this isn't just me bragging about doing dumb shit and getting off easy it's showing how Roy behaves towards anyone with power. He tries to make them out like some frothing monster, a rabid dog.

Roy hates everyone with power over him, that's mostly everyone. Because well you just have a better life than Roy because you do something, anything. Not just lash out online and live in la la land.

Speaking of this, I do apologize I've been crazy busy irl. With out power leveling too much one of those schools Roy insulted I'm going back to work for part time.

Lastly, I don't want to suck up to the police esp in Philly, if anyone knows the area they know why, granted I did enjoy seeing them buy fake vax cards off street vendors during covid lock downs, on duty LOL. The gall I can respect. Nor do I want to say college system is perfect or great but, I've got into that before so I'll stop now when I'm ahead.

We are coming close to Roys Hedgefund/scam/feverdream. I hope he understands opening it, can't happen on time there's not even START of the paper work for this. His employer would be most cross for him trying and lastly it's Roy... who as I mentioned his last "economic report" legit says inflation isn't real. But I guess you don't see it when your mom buys your dino nuggies in your 50s.
 
There's no way Roy is anything but a drone working in a boiler room. A friend of mine has some investments with Vanguard, and whenever she calls them for anything, they bump her to a boiler room sales rep whose job is to upsell her on extra services. Roy is almost certainly doing that job.

Even there, I think he'll fail. He's mentioned not doing well at the job so far, and his sniveling charmlessness can't help either. I don't think he could sell water in Hell.

But that won't stop him from boasting that he works "in finance" (if he were a broker, even at the entry level, he'd say so). It fuels his LARP of being a "cap". He may even try to hide it when he loses that job.

As for starting a fund? Lol, right. That's never going to happen. Would you hand Roy $1K, even for a giggle? I wouldn't, and if Roy takes even one penny to start a fund, that's not going to end well for him.
 
I've stated before my day job invests into vanguard a lot, it's a great firm. I'm not shocked when you as a customer calls you get lowest rung first. I don't like it but, that's how they all around, corp accounts we talk to bigger boys up front. I'm not saying this to bash entry level or add to my gripes about the system because a lot of the time, entry level people like boiler room do try an upsell but play "fiscal shrink". I'm not joking i know people who put that time in, and sometimes you have RICH people, spaz. Talk em down and youre good.

A lot of brokers in my line do just that "sure the markets down 3% but youre in this for next 25 years till you retire right? calm down" Now for how big finace is, this is an important job, these people will last longer than traders as a robot can't pull up your file ask how your kids baseball team is doing and calm you down even if they can out pick your stocks.

Roy... oh man yeah that's gotta be a riot to talk to him. When young or new at any age you gotta sell it, sure he's working in fiance but, you also have to expect people higher in the pecking order to shit test you. For example, youre a teller at Wells Fargo... you tell people you work in banking, it's true... you do. But when you let that out near some VP he's going to check you. Now if you own up and say I love the industry this is the start, they go out of the way to show love. Get testy or something, you're shooting yourself in the foot.

Pages back I explained what steps Roy needed to take to open a firm and how it was impossible for him. Now the time table is on list as he's not filed ONE piece of paper work (it's public info) starting this shit can take years, he's down to weeks.

If Roy was to take your money, at first he'd be very lightly wrist slapped, now he's at serious risk. Much like many jobs when you become on the inside, you are assumed (and by tested proven) to know better. So the punishments are going to be worse.
 
Come on Reddit fags, cough up a G so we can laugh at you losing money and Roy committing a felony. I'd settle for a ween email just to see Roy's lies.
 
Roy learned of the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank belatedly. (For a guy whop works "in finance", he doesn't seem to follow financial news at all.) How does he react?
  • Offer unusual but intelligent suggestions to deal with the mess
  • Offer sympathy and concern for those affected
  • At least recognize that this might not be good for his hope to start a fund
  • Gloat, jeer, whine
I think you know the answer. Some sample tweets below.

Roy admits he can't provide for his family despite working full time:

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He seems to have no money (in another tweet I didn't capture in time, he claimed to be down to a $4 balance):

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He harps on "supremacy" a lot:

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He sneeringly tells the victims of the collapse to eat cakeUber and McDonalds:

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What a shortsighted piece of shit. Roy, If the fallout from this incident is bad enough, you may lose your job sooner than expected, and you sure won't get takers for your bullshit illegal fund.
 
Roy learned of the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank belatedly. (For a guy whop works "in finance", he doesn't seem to follow financial news at all.) How does he react?
  • Offer unusual but intelligent suggestions to deal with the mess
  • Offer sympathy and concern for those affected
  • At least recognize that this might not be good for his hope to start a fund
  • Gloat, jeer, whine
I think you know the answer. Some sample tweets below.

Roy admits he can't provide for his family despite working full time:

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He seems to have no money (in another tweet I didn't capture in time, he claimed to be down to a $4 balance):

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He harps on "supremacy" a lot:

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He sneeringly tells the victims of the collapse to eat cakeUber and McDonalds:

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What a shortsighted piece of shit. Roy, If the fallout from this incident is bad enough, you may lose your job sooner than expected, and you sure won't get takers for your bullshit illegal fund.
What a completely bitter human being.

Pajeet confirmed working in a call center.
 
Roy learned of the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank belatedly. (For a guy whop works "in finance", he doesn't seem to follow financial news at all.) How does he react?
  • Offer unusual but intelligent suggestions to deal with the mess
  • Offer sympathy and concern for those affected
  • At least recognize that this might not be good for his hope to start a fund
  • Gloat, jeer, whine
I think you know the answer. Some sample tweets below.

Roy admits he can't provide for his family despite working full time:

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He seems to have no money (in another tweet I didn't capture in time, he claimed to be down to a $4 balance):

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He harps on "supremacy" a lot:

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He sneeringly tells the victims of the collapse to eat cakeUber and McDonalds:

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View attachment 4770333

What a shortsighted piece of shit. Roy, If the fallout from this incident is bad enough, you may lose your job sooner than expected, and you sure won't get takers for your bullshit illegal fund.

He could host his own Mad Money-like financial news show, except instead of Jim Cramer he'd end every news story with personal comments full of bitterness and shadenfreude
 
He could host his own Mad Money-like financial news show, except instead of Jim Cramer he'd end every news story with personal comments full of bitterness and shadenfreude

Maybe he can put up more videos on his YouTube channel. If he can refrain from demonetizing stunts (threats, mainly), he might get a few bucks out of it.
 
Oh boy, Roy late to the party but never not around to NOT make things about himself.

I won't harp on about SVBs failing what CS is dealing with and what shit is going on because this is a lolcow thread and while greed and stupid is a MAJOR part of all this, Roy.. is that diversity hire, that idiot that would/could drag things down. Roy is like spinning a loaded gun thinking he's a cowboy saying "everyone aside me is stupid". He's as normal broken clock, but there's way more than that.

Even if that's not the case Roy goes on the attack, because crabs in a bucket he's a hateful shit.

How can't Roy pay for his family? Also I'm SURE your employer would LOVE to be insulted as such. Again Roy, we are hands off but if Vanguard sees that expect a pink slip. I'm sure you're the office (coat closet with a cubical) laughing stock. You make a lot of enemies, you by your own word are not good at your job. What kind of super diamond hyper 5d chess player, makes themselves so easy to be hated, fired and laughed at... while it would cost them income? I mean I'd take a pie in the face for a few G. We can all laugh it off. I wouldn't do what you do. I'll expand this a little more, Roy is probably living off commissions that's how most traders make most money (roughly speaking avg "stock broker series 7 trader" wage is about 60k because so many are scrub tier and or all fee/bonus etc). If you can't hustle and make sales that's not Vanguards fault, and again they have right to can you for this shit. Read your employee hand books FFS.

How is Uber Or Lyft a volunteer gig? You are a contract worker. Roy did it because he's poor and stupid, I don't know if he owns a car even, but 90% of those people get a little hustle on lose money beating their pricey car up for hustling grandma to the food store. I made 60 bucks friday and I need a new clutch! Ride sharers often lose money but that's another story for another day, I'm sure Roy used someone else's car brought it back on empty and said "that's the hustle"

What's funny Roy is late to the game, many people are thrilled to see SVB fail and dunking on them, myself included. Roy acts like well when this happens to me it's bad so no one should do it. But, well to other people.

Roy can't grasp he doesn't get VC because, well... it can't be because his plans are not a proper return on investment. SVB was throwing money around left and right, a major part of the fall. So Roy says oh they handed out their money out like wild fire, but he can't get it? Oh I could make a candy crush clone and pull 500g easy. They were that reckless. Roy can't. Why not? No one gave him a chance, aside the fact some how with being on a government watch list, filing bankrupt, massive federal debt , no real work history etc he's working at a major investment firm.

Lastly Roy, since we are the closest you have to friends because we just want to watch, don't mention 4 bucks in your checking. I will be smart and protect people in this stories exact details but, I know someone who was middle upper class he earned around what I did, little less. Nice guy, but decent finances, far from underwater , but he lived pretty big. Well he got divorced and all that shit rolled FAST, now he was making good money still but burning it and some more in his lowest, he was way better off than Roy is currently. Both on income and debts etc.

Why am I talking about him? When his Debts rocketed up from you know a car note rolling a few K here and there for a trip or court side seats but still maxing out his IRA etc owned home. Both his employer and FINRA peek into him. He had to have sit downs and shit making sure he wasn't going to shuffle trade (move things for nothing but to get fees) or embezzle etc.

He's doing well now since I'm sure you are just drooling at the idea of someone who had a good life losing it all get you all hot and bothered.

Lastly, we haven't mentioned this in a while, Roy is fat. Fatty fat fat fat.
 
Roy is probably living off commissions that's how most traders make most money (roughly speaking avg "stock broker series 7 trader" wage is about 60k because so many are scrub tier and or all fee/bonus etc). If you can't hustle and make sales that's not Vanguards fault, and again they have right to can you for this shit. Read your employee hand books FFS.
It's either that, or he just does customer support, or really basic upsell. I'm not sure I would even trust him to do a basic trading gig.
 
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