💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Toasty said:
That is some of the most low effort pathetic trolling I've ever seen. Wow, reddit, do better. But of course the king of cringe here wants it to be taken dead serious and made a top priority by homeland security and the fbi, which he will accomplish by @ing them on Twitter.
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The person doing it really should stop, though. It's not funny enough, and Roy is a fruitcake who might actually do something bad to his family if he snaps. If you're reading this, Redditor, cut it the fuck out.
 
Weens ruin everything.

AprilRains said:
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Gee, Roy, if you're so smart, why don't you solve problems for yourself?
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Did this fucker just admit to living in a well-off area? What about your repression, Roy?
 
️ronic said:
Did this fucker just admit to living in a well-off area? What about your repression, Roy?
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Yeah, but he's trans black or something. He has the same claim to be repressed that a billionaire rap star has.
 
Dear Dr. Philipose, @RoyPhilipose

First AND foremost i wanted to express my deepest gratitude for the investment advice videos and tweets you have made, as well as the book you have written. I'm a Capitalist and they have helped me greatly in achieving my potential, as well as unleashing my inner Genius. I'm not Level 1 Stage yet, but i'm sure that i will get there soon enough. I can feel it. Greatness comes from within, that's what i've learned from you. Who else would be able to know your own potential, if not YOU? Some university professor shitbag? Not a chance!

Anyway, i wanted to express a consideration, if i may, without sounding too arrogant, with great humility. My mind is not nearly as advanced as yours, after all. I have to show due respect.
Dr. Philipose, sometimes you refer to yourself as a Super Genius (Level 2 Stage), while in other occasions you refer to yourself as a Diamond (Level 1.5 Stage). I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... could it be... that the reason you haven't been able to fully achieve your potential yet, is that you are at Level 1.75 Stage?

I know, it sounds ridiculous. But we don't need no stupid graph to prove this. We can just use fundamental analysis. Think about it: If a Right Brained Turtle has the right legs running at Level 2 Stage, while their left legs run at Level 1.5 Stage... what would happen? That's right, It would run in circles!!
But if all 4 legs ran at a Level 1.75 Stage?.. Heh. Good luck hares, good luck rabbits, good luck deers, good luck cheetahs!!! Eagles? Try and fly straight to the finish line, i'll take all the turns AND then some. You still won't stand a chance.

Perhaps this is why Elon Musk did not hire you. He saw that you were not ready. He saw your genius, i am SURE of it. But he knew, that you were yet to find your true self. You were not ready for prime time. He knew that one day you would truly be unleashed. "That day", he thought, "I will welcome him with open arms. Right now, it is not yet ripe. A Level 1.75 Stage Right Brained Turtle is in the making. If the stability of such a system is disturbed, there may be unthinkable consequences. I have taken enough risks and gambles with Tesla. This time, i'll play it safe and steady, constant progress, no risk. Like a Turtle."

I hope that one day i will be able to achieve 10% of your greatness.

Thank you for your time, Dr. Philipose.
Sincerely,
Edwin Capworth
 
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AprilRains said:
Do you get the feeling that Roy went running to his teachers a lot as a kid?
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Judging by who he keeps running to these days to solve his problems, he probably ran to shopping mall security, or gas station attendants to solve his issues at school.
 
I like how hard Roy is projecting. Fruitcake, nutjob, low IQ, low class, mental, degenerate, obsessed, stalker psycho, ready to commit a mass shooting? That is exactly how I'd describe Roy himself.

His ween needs to cut it out, but he's not substantially better.
 
Sorry for doppelposten, but Roy is fucking losing it.

It's not so odd that he takes the wrong lesson from a general statement by Jeff Bezos; that's normal for Roy.
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It's not that he thinks Github should spin itself off from Microsoft, despite having been acquired by them not so long ago; that's clueless, but again, normal for Roy.
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But advising DHS to investigate space aliens?
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What a nutjob!

Also, "No BS this time"? When was the last time DHS took on a space alien...

...oh, Roy, right. nvm
 
He recently renewed his original offer to become vice-chairman of Tesla, a position they do not have.

CEO would actually be a saner ask, as that position does exist, although it is adequately filled.
 
Roy needs to know your real name and the government should let him:
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Some advice for Zillow:
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Roy WILL make his comeback (from what, we don't know):
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Roy claims his stock picks are 95% correct, but will soon be 100%:
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(Note to Roy: Those picks are correct in retrospect. At the time, you didn't hold. You don't get credit for money you might have made and didn't. Your strategy only works if you have a time machine.)

Roy sniffs after an apparent fan. In the process we learn that he is so stupid, he thinks of Twitter as his private channel:
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"Get away with it"? What exactly do you propose to do about others' free speech?
 
AprilRains said:
Roy claims his stock picks are 95% correct, but will soon be 100%:
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(Note to Roy: Those picks are correct in retrospect. At the time, you didn't hold. You don't get credit for money you might have made and didn't. Your strategy only works if you have a time machine.)

Roy sniffs after an apparent fan. In the process we learn that he is so stupid, he thinks of Twitter as his private channel:
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"Get away with it"? What exactly do you propose to do about others' free speech?
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I'm thinking this Jeff guy is a troll. If you go on his page, you'll see that the only tweets he likes are Roy's. Pretty weird, IMO.
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"Hey, can I have your email?"
"IT'S ON MY HOMEPAGE, WHICH IS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WEBSITE THAT ISN'T EVEN LINKED IN MY TWITTER BIO, YOU FUCKING RETARD. DO SOME RESEARCH, GEEZE".
Jesus Christ. :story:
 
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️ronic said:
"Hey, can I have your email?"
"IT'S ON MY HOMEPAGE, WHICH IS ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WEBSITE THAT ISN'T EVEN LINKED IN MY TWITTER BIO, YOU FUCKING exceptional individual. DO SOME RESEARCH, GEEZE".
Jesus Christ. :story:
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To be fair, if Jeff Random can't figure out that Roy's "homepage of my full name" is "royphilipose.com," I'm not sure what to say.
 
Kosher Salt said:
To be fair, if Jeff Random can't figure out that Roy's "homepage of my full name" is "royphilipose.com," I'm not sure what to say.
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Maybe the troll is hoping that Roy will be an idiot and post his address in a tweet.
 
Kosher Salt said:
To be fair, if Jeff Random can't figure out that Roy's "homepage of my full name" is "royphilipose.com," I'm not sure what to say.
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Its aside the point. If you have a good chance take it.

Let me step into real world. I meet someone they impress me. I want to hire you. What's your phone number? It's on your card. Even if your card is in my pocket fucking tell me your number. I'm offering you something, jump to grab that ring.

Roy is lazy simple as.

Aside being seriously mentally unstable and getting worse. A faker, and just off he's lazy period. He wants money and entire understanding of fiscal service is "rich people have money, I like money".

Roy's never addressed some simple problems even if he was a 1.5 diamond or what not. Roy's been out of work for god knows how long (if ever had a real job) he's not got a degree and for many traders etc you need both a degree and exp.

Why would you hire someone who doesn't mcburger with no education who can't even legally take the test to do these jobs be someone to consider let alone when many traders etc move gigs often and always can find some series bonded workers.
 
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