💼 Careercow Roy "Dr. P" Philipose - Delusional "Super Genius" Who Gets Assblasted by Trolling Daily; Tried to ask Elon Musk for a CEO Job.

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Elon-Kun receives a cryptic tweet:
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The last two letters probably stand for "thank you", but the rest is schizo rubbish. Why would he expect anyone with anything to do with their time to decrypt this nonsense?
 
It is not the responsibility of the Department of Homeland Security to:
  • Anticipate all crimes not committed by Roy
  • Explain US history to Roy
  • Find Roy a job
In between these tweets and that weirdly cryptic one he sent to Elon Musk, I think he's heading for a collapse.
 
️ronic said:
Elon-Kun receives a cryptic tweet:
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I got as far as "You are not the only one who is" before my brain began violently revolting against the cruelty I was subjecting it to by attempting to decode the Autistic Enigma Machine over here. Knowing Roy, the next two are probably "Business Minded" but after that I'm fucking stumped.

Now if you excuse me, I'm going to drown myself in an entire flask of irish Gin.
 
️ronic said:
Really helping your case, here. I thought you weren't a diamond?
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Upon reading this tweet again, I am even more amazed with Roy's effrontery. He claims that he can run Tesla as a business, administer its financials, and contribute meaningfully to the engineering of its products. I know precious few people who could do even one of those things. All three? Absolutely ridiculous.

I would hate like hell to get in any vehicle that Roy had any hand in designing. Fortunately, that's never going to happen.
 
AprilRains said:
Upon reading this tweet again, I am even more amazed with Roy's effrontery. He claims that he can run Tesla as a business, administer its financials, and contribute meaningfully to the engineering of its products. I know precious few people who could do even one of those things. All three? Absolutely ridiculous.

I would hate like hell to get in any vehicle that Roy had any hand in designing. Fortunately, that's never going to happen.
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In spite of his claims otherwise, I do believe this man to be a complete loon. It takes more than a massive ego to post contradictory evidence like this mere hours after trying to assert otherwise. My only conclusion is that there must be something wrong with him upstairs in order for him to take such stupid actions.
 
️ronic said:
Roy has an idea:
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So the (majority white, and overwhelmingly white in its ruling class) USA should invade and annex one of the most majority black countries on Earth because its citizens can't be trusted to run it effectively.

Roy unironically advocating Imperialism and White Supremacy.

This is why Roy is one of my favourite cows. He's just so fucking stupid.
 
Spunt said:
So the (majority white, and overwhelmingly white in its ruling class) USA should invade and annex one of the most majority black countries on Earth because its citizens can't be trusted to run it effectively.

Roy unironically advocating Imperialism and White Supremacy.

This is why Roy is one of my favourite cows. He's just so fucking stupid.
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I was gonna post about those insane tweets until I read yours and realized I couldn’t possibly do it better. Hats off to you sir for framing this man’s idiocy so beautifully.
 
He only suggested he be the ceo of tesla back in 2014. In 2021 he's suggesting he be the vice chair, engineer, and financial advisor. So he definitely doesn't look insane anymore. Move on already, jeez!
 
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