Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[Pig Cups]

The new HP show is premiering on Christmas Day?

A quiet, relaxed day when billions of people stay comfy cozy at home, usually with family? A day when most businesses are closed, leaving people to their own devices to entertain themselves? A day when people hunger for good TV/movies to pop on the screen to enjoy with their loved ones as the fire crackles in the fireplace, the snow falls outside, and the leftovers warm in the oven?

…And on that special day, a hotly anticipated new show based on the most enduringly popular fantasy children’s series ever is dropping?

Holy shit. The question isn’t of whether or not it’s going to do well, but just how well. I anticipate that the ratings will be historical for HBO. Cry more, troons.

The Onion (a)
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God, it's now at the stage where anyone who remembers the Onion being funny is what, forty minimum? Makes me feel older than when I have to get up off the floor...

Hard to believe that dreck and this come from the same source.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The new HP show is premiering on Christmas Day?

A quiet, relaxed day when billions of people stay comfy cozy at home, usually with family? A day when most businesses are closed, leaving people to their own devices to entertain themselves? A day when people hunger for good TV/movies to pop on the screen to enjoy with their loved ones as the fire crackles in the fireplace, the snow falls outside, and the leftovers warm in the oven?

…And on that special day, a hotly anticipated new show based on the most enduringly popular fantasy children’s series ever is dropping?

Holy shit. The question isn’t of whether or not it’s going to do well, but just how well. I anticipate that the ratings will be historical for HBO. Cry more, troons.

All those troons who cut themselves off from their families, at home alone, pretending they just accidentally caught it. All those parental-dependent NEETS with cheap wigs stuffed in a drawer pretending they were forced, FORCED to watch it.

I’m looking forward to all the troons breathlessly going on about how terrible it was, or so they heard.

 

[nikma]

https://screenrant.com/ursula-k-leguin-predicted-harry-potter-backlash-greatest-fantasy-writer/

Bad news, guys. Screen rant is full of faggots now.

The only legacy this old cunt has is that one quote about Harry Potter. No one cares about her otherwise. Her legacy died with her old ass.

 

[Candidate No 7]

I think I'm going to make "There’s nothing in Barthes that can even be wrongly used to excuse that mess" my new catchphrase. Might get a tattoo.

 

[Hermaphroditic Bookworm]

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I think I'm going to make "There’s nothing in Barthes that can even be wrongly used to excuse that mess" my new catchphrase. Might get a tattoo.

Quaffers is a new one to me. Like, is this a British vs American spelling thing? Google says it's a specialty shot glass and/or someone who quaffs (drinks). I think it's some linguistic overcompensating but maybe it's some regional spelling?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

Is quaf

Quaffers is a new one to me. Like, is this a British vs American spelling thing? Google says it's a specialty shot glass and/or someone who quaffs (drinks). I think it's some linguistic overcompensating but maybe it's some regional spelling?

Oh no, they meant to type "coffers", but sadly they're retarded.

 

[Candidate No 7]

"What if - hear me out, here - we haven't made ourselves annoying enough about the most cherished author and saga in the world? What if we doubled the annoyance and bothered everyone we know even more as they try to enjoy themselves?"

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

"What if - hear me out, here - we haven't made ourselves annoying enough about the most cherished author and saga in the world? What if we doubled the annoyance and bothered everyone we know even more as they try to enjoy themselves?"


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I really, really hope they continue this strategy of randomly chimping out at normies for enjoying HP. It's been much more effective at making people hate trannies than anything we could do.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

"What if - hear me out, here - we haven't made ourselves annoying enough about the most cherished author and saga in the world? What if we doubled the annoyance and bothered everyone we know even more as they try to enjoy themselves?"


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Everytime they confront normies, and force us to chose between Harry Potter and tranny feels, everyone unceremoniously picks Harry Potter. And then the seething is double

Rowling really is their kryptonite.

 

[AnOminous]

These people don't know how to observe anything without first comparing it to something. I can't imagine how exhausting it must be to live like this.

Ironically, that used to almost always be something Harry Potter-related, like Voldemort.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Everytime they confront normies, and force us to chose between Harry Potter and tranny feels, everyone unceremoniously picks Harry Potter. And then the seething is double

Rowling really is their kryptonite.

They're her biggest and most dedicated promoters because they can't fucking shut up about HP. I didn't even know about Hogwarts Legacy until I saw some troon seething about it on YouTube. Same with the TV show: I had no idea it existed until they started screeching about how it's killing trans children. Trannies write "Omg everyone boycott the new Harry Potter thing!" Normal people read "New Harry Potter thing coming out!" and rush to buy it. You can't beat free advertising.

 

[Safir]

The only legacy this old cunt has is that one quote about Harry Potter. No one cares about her otherwise. Her legacy died with her old ass.

Optimistic. Ursula Le Guin was one of the early female SFF writers. She wrote misogynist globohomo incest porn. Artistically, her prose is only slightly above a Korean web novel. She was no feminist, and went on public anti-woman rants, but she was "one of the first women to (whatever)" and will be namechecked as a "feminist icon" for decades, because people are stupid.

Women should really come to terms with the notion that many "first women to" were pickmes who got picked (and many others were rich heiresses who didn't exactly "fight the patriarchy"). The first all-female space crew was a prostitute and her friends. The third Russian woman in space was a prostitute who was pimping out her preteen daughter. The first woman elected to the Academie Francaise (no fancy letters, sorry) wrote pedophilic pornography.

 

[When will it begin?]

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I think I'm going to make "There’s nothing in Barthes that can even be wrongly used to excuse that mess" my new catchphrase. Might get a tattoo.

It pains me to say this but they are right. Death of the author doesn't really apply to still consuming Harry Potter.

They'd should switch to no ethical consumption under capitalism. Then you can corner them by throwing their own unethical purchases back at them. They still won't win but they'll annoy them better.

 

[UvaUvamVivendoVariaFit]

"What if - hear me out, here - we haven't made ourselves annoying enough about the most cherished author and saga in the world? What if we doubled the annoyance and bothered everyone we know even more as they try to enjoy themselves?"

It takes a special kind of self-important retard to issue 'it's me or the [thing you like]!' ultimatums to people who don't know or like you.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

The first all-female space crew

Spoiler: Off topic

Was a shameless publicity stunt nobody took seriously. Fucking Katy Perry was part of the crew.

The third Russian woman in space was a prostitute who was pimping out her preteen daughter.

Spoiler: Off topic

I'm sure if I say I looked up who this is and there's no verifiable evidence of her doing either of those things, you'll claim it's a conspiracy by the Solzhenitsyns or whatever and tell me to get raped.

'it's me or the [thing you like]!'

It's me, boy, I'm the JKR,
Speaking to you inside your brain.
Listen to me, boy,
Leave the troon, we don't need him,
Come with me and play my games!
We'll have wizard times in space!
Doo-doo-doo-doo, yeah,
You need me, boy, your free will is an illusion~

 

[AnOminous]

It takes a special kind of self-important retard to issue 'it's me or the [thing you like]!' ultimatums to people who don't know or like you.

If anyone ever makes such an ultimatum to me I pretty much always decide against them because fuck that guy. It's a culture version of the "you can be that guy's friend or mine!" If they were actually a friend they wouldn't do that so I'm picking "that guy."

 

[Atticus Carpenter]

It takes a special kind of self-important retard to issue 'it's me or the [thing you like]!' ultimatums to people who don't know or like you.

Trannies have been coddled and glazed thoroughly for years in public. It's normal they have the fucking ego to dare, as the most obnoxious and revolting people out there, to say that.

 

[UvaUvamVivendoVariaFit]

Trannies have been coddled and glazed thoroughly for years in public. It's normal they have the fucking ego to dare, as the most obnoxious and revolting people out there, to say that.

One of my favorite contradictions among trannies is how many will shriek that they're the most marginalized, maligned, and oppressed group in history, being genocided as we speak, but also seem to be blindsided every time something indicates they're unpopular, with anyone. They seem to genuinely expect everyone to line up to sacrifice the things they love most on their altar, with nothing in return. I think it's a result of a critical mass of them existing in the Venn diagram overlap between clinical narcissists and people with no theory of mind, but it's just always really funny to see.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I think it's a result of a critical mass of them existing in the Venn diagram overlap between clinical narcissists and people with no theory of mind, but it's just always really funny to see.

I don't really think it's that. Low functioning narcissists, maybe, but typically, those on the dark triad typically have a very keen theory of mind, that's why they're experts at manipulating others. They know what others think and feel, they just don't FEEL it or empathize with it on an emotional level.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"What if - hear me out, here - we haven't made ourselves annoying enough about the most cherished author and saga in the world? What if we doubled the annoyance and bothered everyone we know even more as they try to enjoy themselves?"


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You just tune it out after a while. None of them have anything new to say. The twentieth tranny telling you that you obviously don’t care about trans women sounds much the same as the first.

They'd should switch to no ethical consumption under capitalism. Then you can corner them by throwing their own unethical purchases back at them. They still won't win but they'll annoy them better.

I actually have used the no-ethical-consumption thing. It’s quite effective, especially if you can point out certain brands they use that are very literally killing people as compared to merely making middle-class men in wigs feel bad.