Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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Rowling bros... I don't feel so good
It might be over for our queen :(
She might have billions, but how can she survive against four badly-rigged Vtubers whose mouths don't open and whose eyes occasionally twitch?
Since the video won't embed, here's a screenshot (I didn't get much further in the video)
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The character on the left is the GM, the middle is the player, and the right is the player character
 
>"This play supports hate!"
What's ironic is that there's a lot of gay subtext between the two main characters of the Cursed Child play. lmfao
Harry Potter fans could find gay subtext between a cinderblock and a chunk of drywall.

Rowling bros... I don't feel so good
It might be over for our queen :(
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KZV4KwAGklkShe might have billions, but how can she survive against four badly-rigged Vtubers whose mouths don't open and whose eyes occasionally twitch?
Since the video won't embed, here's a screenshot (I didn't get much further in the video)
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The character on the left is the GM, the middle is the player, and the right is the player character

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Hans Zimmer and his little helpers have been hired to soundtrack the Harry Potter series.

Predictably by now the reaction on Bluesky is 95% "noooo muh boycott, heart-broken, Zimmer goes on the interminable shit list" while on Twitter it's 50% "cool" and 50% "but muh black Snape!".

Can't be bothered to do screencaps much, it's more of the endless same by now but I'm very happy to see the odious @MiffytheGamer cry about it. (He is still on Twitter oddly.)

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Bizarrely I've seen a few people complain that John Williams has not been hired again! What a stupid idea to get a composer to soundtrack the same story twice.
 
Hans Zimmer

Oh, great. :roll:

"Harry..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

"Did you..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

"Put your name..."

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

"In the Goblet of Fire?"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
It'll be interesting to see if companies have grown some bollocks and join the ever growing number of businesses that just ignore these fake women threats.
 
A few TRAs are still shouting into the void on Discord:

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They are all still convinced that Rowling needs a steady income from multiple sources to finance a few lawsuits. They have absolutely no conception of how much she has already made.
 
A few TRAs are still shouting into the void on Discord:

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They are all still convinced that Rowling needs a steady income from multiple sources to finance a few lawsuits. They have absolutely no conception of how much she has already made.
Yes, we do think pictures of cats are more important than trannies existing.
 
A few TRAs are still shouting into the void on Discord:

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There's lots of horrible things going on in the world right now, to all sorts of marginalised groups. Why is it so vitally important that we focus in on the plight of this particular one?

Is it because that's the one you happen to belong to, tranny? 🤔
 
After Hogwarts Legacy being -90% off on Steam and free on Epic, I read some reviews. So many people call it soulless which made me think of the books and I fail to understand what soul they're referring to. You could argue it's a choice to drop the reader into the wizarding world as a point that "it has always been there", but if you look up anything on wikipedia, the reference is an offhanded comment from Rowling. Do they even explain what an auror is? Of all franchises to get spin-offs, Potter would've benefited from it. Actually flesh out the world.
 
After Hogwarts Legacy being -90% off on Steam and free on Epic, I read some reviews. So many people call it soulless which made me think of the books and I fail to understand what soul they're referring to. You could argue it's a choice to drop the reader into the wizarding world as a point that "it has always been there", but if you look up anything on wikipedia, the reference is an offhanded comment from Rowling. Do they even explain what an auror is? Of all franchises to get spin-offs, Potter would've benefited from it. Actually flesh out the world.
Aurors are the goodies who go out and capture the baddies. They work for the wizard government and you have to do exams to become one. A lot of concepts in Harry Potter are designed to appeal to children and how they understand the world. JK Rowling stated she was setting out to write the sort of books she liked to read as a young girl, and some of her greatest inspirations were children's authors like E Nesbitt, not fantasy authors who engage in large scale worldbuilding like Tolkein or Usula Le Guinn.

Why is it that in Five Children and It the wishes only last until sunset? When their brother gets turned eleven foot tall and the children raise money by exhibiting him, how come there are no consequences the next day? The Psammead says material wishes turn to stone, and that's where fossil bones come from because Stone Age children would always wish for food - in this universe, were there no real dinosaurs, and why did the Stone Age children always wish for meat from whole animals? In The Phoenix and the Carpet why did the island savages have a prophecy? The clergyman who marries the Irish cook and the burglar is incorporeal from only half standing on the magic carpet, so how does he gather botanical samples on the island? How are the children able to invoke the powers of the Assyrian god Nisroch to escape the dungeon under the Euphrates? When the children travel through time with the magic amulet, they can understand everyone, so why can't the Babylonian Queen when she's brought to Edwardian London and tries to steal her jewellery back from the British Museum?

The answer is: it doesn't matter, the point of the stories is that the children go on whizzo adventures and learn some moral lessons. But I'm sure E Nesbitt, if she met a child who was a big fan, could have spun an amusing yarn to explain these seeming inconsistencies. I think that's often what JK Rowling did; she had legions of children asking questions so she came up with solutions that weren't in the books. "Why didn't someone use a time turner to stop Voldemort?" Oh, well, time turners only work a few hours back in time, anything longer than that causes really bad things to happen to witches and wizards, one time a witch got trapped in 1402 and she aged 5 centuries and died when she came back, and then a bunch of people vanished because the butterfly effect from her being in the past made them get unborn.

Rowling obviously had some notes on the world, but they weren't the Silmarillion. They didn't need to be.
 
A few TRAs are still shouting into the void on Discord:

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They are all still convinced that Rowling needs a steady income from multiple sources to finance a few lawsuits. They have absolutely no conception of how much she has already made.
This line of argumentation has always disgusted me, the "I demand the right to invade this space and violate its TOS because the subject is too important to be subject to it!" defense. It's a cowardly attempt to force whatever community and its moderation off the fence by weaponizing shame and putting words in their mouth. It's exactly the same thing as "this isn't about politics, this is about people dying (for reasons of political ideology) and that's different because I say so!"

Shit like this is why, completely absent their beliefs, the methods of behavior are what make these people and their culture intolerable.
 
After Hogwarts Legacy being -90% off on Steam and free on Epic, I read some reviews. So many people call it soulless which made me think of the books and I fail to understand what soul they're referring to. You could argue it's a choice to drop the reader into the wizarding world as a point that "it has always been there", but if you look up anything on wikipedia, the reference is an offhanded comment from Rowling. Do they even explain what an auror is? Of all franchises to get spin-offs, Potter would've benefited from it. Actually flesh out the world.
Hogwarts legacy feels soulless because it leans on proven and true triple A game design rather than trying to do something with the IP. As a game it is perfectly serviceable. It is very design by committee rather than a game made by people that wanted to make it something special.
I tihnk a lot of fans also just want a highschool simulator in hogwarts (like persona or bully) rather than this.
 
Trannies always whine Harry Potter grew up to be a cop (Auror).
But a lot of them are really thirsty for Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil, who is also a cop. It's really funny watching them cope about how he's somehow an exception to the rule about fictional cops being evil. I'm sure they'd be doing it with Harry as well if his creator hadn't come out as based.
 
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