Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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Trapper said:
There’s a few fountain pen companies with HP collabs at the moment, I like the other Lamy ones with the engraving. Nice to see pen shops online and offline have them fully stocked
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I don't use internet for anything other than pirating cartoons so thank you for telling us this I am stoked to go buy one
 
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I was on instagram when I saw a listing of the top 10 pairings in AO3 for 2025. Harry Potter pairings where on there 5 times. Even in their home turf, the pooner breeding ground, the cesspool of written perversion that is AO3 they can't stop JKR.
 
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I'm a retard so I don't know how to archive.
I was on instagram when I saw a listing of the top 10 pairings in AO3 for 2025. Harry Potter pairings where on there 5 times. Even in their home turf, the pooner breeding ground, the cesspool of written perversion that is AO3 they can't stop JKR.
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Reading too much girlporn involving two guys fucking is what's creating pooners. And we all know cummies are more important than Rowling hate.
 
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The tweet from pink news (of course)

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teriyakiburns said:
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The tweet from pink news (of course)

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Naturally, the publication by degenerates for degenerates fails to mention that it also outsold the previous two entries in the series and debuted at the top of monthly bestseller lists in both the UK and the US. No publisher expects a 912-page crime fiction novel to land at the top of the yearly bestseller list, let alone outperform Potter. If a rich, famous author is "finished" because her latest genre fiction for adults doesn't magically outsell the most popular children's series of all time (which she also wrote), then the rest of us are so finished it's like we never even existed.
 
teriyakiburns said:
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They are so obsessed with retarded gotchas like that. It still was a topseller when it was released (which means plenty of people are invested enough to read the 8th book in a series that consists of several doorstoppers) and what's on those 2025 bestseller lists anyway? Probably Freida McFadden and Romantasy/Booktok slop.
 
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Here is the Sunday Times' bestseller list. Know what else is not on the list? A tranny author or a tranny book. Nobody likes trannies. They are finished.

Rowling had THE smash hit of smash hits with Harry Potter. She's not going to lose sleep because Cormoran Strike #8 (which still outsold the two previous entries in the series, so Penis News is once again publishing misleading and fake news) didn't outsell one of the books in the best-selling book series of all time. Thanks to the success of Harry Potter, she can spend all day writing the kind of books she wants to write for a much smaller readership without having to worry about her income. That's a feat few authors and zero tranny authors have accomplished.

Here's Penis News getting felted by their own readers in the comments section of the article about Rowling.
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Der weiße Teufel said:
They are so obsessed with retarded gotchas like that. It still was a topseller when it was released (which means plenty of people are invested enough to read the 8th book in a series that consists of several doorstoppers) and what's on those 2025 bestseller lists anyway? Probably Freida McFadden and Romantasy/Booktok slop.
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I love how they say that her new book failed to make the best seller list, like that negates the fact that she's a literal BILLIONAIRE.
My favorite thing about the fact that JK Rowling has so much money is that most of these fuck wits screeching about how evil she is are the ones who made her rich.
You can talk all the trash you want tranny, it's not going to refund all the Harry Potter books you bought when you were 12 :lol:
 
Silence of the Troons said:
Here is the Sunday Times' bestseller list. Know what else is not on the list? A tranny author or a tranny book. Nobody likes trannies. They are finished.

Rowling had THE smash hit of smash hits with Harry Potter. She's not going to lose sleep because Cormoran Strike #8 (which still outsold the two previous entries in the series, so Penis News is once again publishing misleading and fake news) didn't outsell one of the books in the best-selling book series of all time.
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The list is only for the UK. I suspect if you counted worldwide sales for English language books it would be in the top 50. It likely also grossed more than several of the books on the list, since several of them only made the list because they cost a single pound.

She's also going to get paid quite well for the tv rights to the book. I bet she made more on the Strike series than 99% of trannies have earned since the first one was released
 
Troon Meet Noose said:
She's also going to get paid quite well for the tv rights to the book. I bet she made more on the Strike series than 99% of trannies have earned since the first one was released
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Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the TV show. Good show btw, and it's six seasons and counting. Fame-obsessed narc troons like PhilosophyTube and Dylan Mulvaney would sell their souls for even a fraction of the success the Strike series has enjoyed. If something they wrote touched a single bestseller list or was optioned for television without a single episode ever being filmed, they would never shut up about it.

Edit: I think Chewbie did actually have a television series he wrote and acted in that was a Nebula exclusive, and he behaved like he was Orson Welles. Imagine if so few people cared about Rowling she had to sell her work to fucking Nebula.
 
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I love how they say that her new book failed to make the best seller list, like that negates the fact that she's a literal BILLIONAIRE.
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She can literally afford to write 900+ page monster novels nobody will buy but she likes writing, because she has FUCK YOU money. Specifically, FUCK YOU TROONS money.

The concept, explained by John Goodman.
 
AnOminous said:
She can literally afford to write 900+ page monster novels nobody will buy but she likes writing, because she has FUCK YOU money. Specifically, FUCK YOU TROONS money
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Which makes the fact that her books are selling well and the Strike universe has a solid fanbase and is generating
good money on its own even sweeter in my book.
Sure, trannies and friends are seething anyway and would hate her if she wrote shitty arthouse novels for an audience of ten. But the success in a different genre and with a different target audience adds an extra layer of fuck you and troon cope.

And the books are really good if you like crime.
 
Silence of the Troons said:
Here is the Sunday Times' bestseller list. Know what else is not on the list? A tranny author or a tranny book. Nobody likes trannies. They are finished.
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Indeed, and there would have been so many brave and stunning novels to choose from! I like to browse Goodreads and other sites to check current releases and keep running into tranny fiction. It seems trannies are mostly unable to write about anything else but being trannies/"lesbians", so I am not surprised the broader public does not want to read any of it. Is there any talented troon writer anywhere? Just look at this list of books nominated in "transfeminine fiction 2025". Or this delightful story, or this one, which only mentions "lesbians" but according to reviews has "trans rep".
 
Trannies can only write generic slop that copies other franchises or just straight-up porn. Anything good that a tranny has ever made usually was made before they trooned out. Trannies are all communist libshits because they know they are not capable of achieving success like JKR did.
 
Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
"Christians and magic."

I will never get over how desperate these perverts are when they try to convince themselves that only fundamentalist christians could possibly be morally opposed to their degeneracy and their attempts to impose that degeneracy on the rest of society.
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It's such a reach that I actually did not understand what that comment was trying to say until you explained it.
This isn't a joke. I couldn't figure out what the fuck "Christians and magic" was supposed to mean.
 
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