Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

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Perhaps we should have a little discussion in this thread - just for fun! - about how we've found the Harry Potter Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Like a sort of foodie review. What our favourite ones are, what goes well with them, all that sort of thing.

We could call it the Krispy Kreme Klub!

...Maybe we ought to abbreviate it, though, because that's a bit of a mouthful. And why would you fill your mouth with words, when you could be filling it with delicious cock Slytherin-themed doughnuts, amirite?
 
Lentil Soup said:
What changed is you people sending her 10 million death threats.
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Scene: Rowling looking at a faded photograph of this tweet, the camera cuts to her in a Hugo Boss uniform and with an eyepatch and scar down her cheek, she adjusts her officer cap and orders several men to fire on a group of troons huddled against a wall. She looks away, a single tear escaping her eye, and whispers "It didn't have to turn out like this".
 

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"Oouuhoooooo we're heckin hurting her!!!!!!". There's something symbolic about how they think this kind of shit matters. At all. They could shit outside her house and it'd matter equally little.
 
I'm actually quite heartened by how little of the usual autistic screeching I'm seeing regarding J.K.'s 'hateful views' in light of the Krispy Kreme thing.

Like, it's definitely still happening, but it's nowhere near as omnipresent as the usual amount of hysterical wailing and gnashing of teeth that there would've been a couple of years ago. It's certainly very different to the Hogwarts Legacy fallout.

Maybe it's optimistic of me, I think troons are slowly realising that actually, no one really gives a fuck about them, everybody loves Harry Potter, nobody believes their crybullying bullshit any more, and they're just going to have to get used to it.

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Or, you could e-mail the Krispy Kreme customer service line and try to threaten and emotionally blackmail their business. Either/or.

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⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
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"Oouuhoooooo we're heckin hurting her!!!!!!". There's something symbolic about how they think this kind of shit matters. At all. They could shit outside her house and it'd matter equally little.
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I had a moment where I thought "I'm gonna go on here and fuck up all the tranny bullshit for funsies," but then I realized even my autism isn't that bad to care.
teriyakiburns said:
Himdia's having a normal one.

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No wonder they cried so hard about Harry Potter, their every waking moment is magical thinking.
Miriam Margoyles said:
I'm actually quite heartened by how little of the usual autistic screeching I'm seeing regarding J.K.'s 'hateful views' in light of the Krispy Kreme thing.

Like, it's definitely still happening, but it's nowhere near as omnipresent as the usual amount of hysterical wailing and gnashing of teeth that there would've been a couple of years ago. It's certainly very different to the Hogwarts Legacy fallout.
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Nature is healing :)
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
Because it's a giant company that can't be bullied into submission unlike small companies.
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I think the fruitless Hogwarts Legacy sperging might've been a big wakeup call to these losers, but the Cass Review, and that High Court ruling, followed by J.K. tweeting that iconic picture smoking that cigar on her yacht was really the end of the conversation.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
I think the fruitless Hogwarts Legacy sperging might've been a big wakeup call to these losers, but the Cass Review, and that High Court ruling, followed by J.K. tweeting that iconic picture smoking that cigar on her yacht was really the end of the conversation.
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They went after CGE, a small board game publisher, who then caved to the looney troons. I think they've figured out that they can only really go after small businesses whose staff get overwhelmed by these nuts.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
I'm actually quite heartened by how little of the usual autistic screeching I'm seeing regarding J.K.'s 'hateful views' in light of the Krispy Kreme thing.

Like, it's definitely still happening, but it's nowhere near as omnipresent as the usual amount of hysterical wailing and gnashing of teeth that there would've been a couple of years ago. It's certainly very different to the Hogwarts Legacy fallout.
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They can go after boardgame publishers, since 90% of people playing and making board games are trans these days. But people who play video games are already too large of a demographic to successfully bully and the fatty demographic is even larger than that.
 
Miriam Margoyles said:
I'm actually quite heartened by how little of the usual autistic screeching I'm seeing regarding J.K.'s 'hateful views' in light of the Krispy Kreme thing.

Like, it's definitely still happening, but it's nowhere near as omnipresent as the usual amount of hysterical wailing and gnashing of teeth that there would've been a couple of years ago. It's certainly very different to the Hogwarts Legacy fallout.'

Maybe it's optimistic of me, I think troons are slowly realising that actually, no one really gives a fuck about them, everybody loves Harry Potter, nobody believes their crybullying bullshit any more, and they're just going to have to get used to it.
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The Hogwarts Legacy flap was the first time that troons screeched hysterically for a boycott and were largely ignored. I think the smart troon activists have realized that the same thing will happen if they go toe-to-toe with Krispy Kreme. As for the not-so-smart ones, most have less than 100 followers and are shrieking into the void.
 
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