Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[AnOminous]

I love her.

It is hilarious to me that as much as they HATE her, they can’t give up the thing she created. Such principled people, these trannies.

Trannies are such absolute GARBAGE. They can seethe, they can cope, they can dilate, but they just can't quit CONSOOOOOOMING.

Fucking losers.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Scarlet Bitch is leading with, "No one cares what you think, shut up, woman!" which is a bold take from a feminist when a woman feels comfortable voicing her opinion.

It's extra funny because I don't recall anyone asking this person to speak either. They're doing the same thing Rowling is, posting their opinion on Twitter, but when Rowling does it it's supposed to be some arrogant notion that people care what she has to say. She's not allowed to just post like everyone else.

The reality is, nobody has to see what JK Rowling tweets. I don't ever see what she tweets except when the troons let me know about it. The "control" tweet is funny for this too, their ability to ignore her is completely within their own power, but they refuse to. They often lament when she's not posting anything for them to get angry about. That Wizarding World account wasn't even angry enough about this, they were digging up and retweeting things from years ago they were so mad.

I also like the ones where they surmise that Rowling figured her fans would just adopt her views and now is angry about it. Yes, this is the normal assumption by anyone with millions of fans, that they all lockstep support whatever she says. Or she could be normal and not assume that any fan agrees with her on anything except Harry Potter. And probably not even there as fans are notorious for nitpicking. Something we see now as all these fans proclaim they never liked it and it was always garbage because of this or that even as they can't stop talking about it.

It was these same people who made a Rowling Cult and then felt BETRAYED when she stepped out of line from what they all decided were Her Tenets, so they kept the cult and just shifted her as the uniting object from love to hate.

 

[FinnSven]

It's extra funny because I don't recall anyone asking this person to speak either. They're doing the same thing Rowling is, posting their opinion on Twitter, but when Rowling does it it's supposed to be some arrogant notion that people care what she has to say. She's not allowed to just post like everyone else.

The reality is, nobody has to see what JK Rowling tweets. I don't ever see what she tweets except when the troons let me know about it. The "control" tweet is funny for this too, their ability to ignore her is completely within their own power, but they refuse to. They often lament when she's not posting anything for them to get angry about. That Wizarding World account wasn't even angry enough about this, they were digging up and retweeting things from years ago they were so mad.

I also like the ones where they surmise that Rowling figured her fans would just adopt her views and now is angry about it. Yes, this is the normal assumption by anyone with millions of fans, that they all lockstep support whatever she says. Or she could be normal and not assume that any fan agrees with her on anything except Harry Potter. And probably not even there as fans are notorious for nitpicking. Something we see now as all these fans proclaim they never liked it and it was always garbage because of this or that even as they can't stop talking about it.

It was these same people who made a Rowling Cult and then felt BETRAYED when she stepped out of line from what they all decided were Her Tenets, so they kept the cult and just shifted her as the uniting object from love to hate.

The Harry Potter Schism of 2020.

When the True and Honest Women fans who did not menstruate divided from the bleeders and their Queen.

“Never trust something that bleeds for days every month but doesn’t die”.

Mr(s) Garrison, famed agp transsexual.

 

[30+GameOvers]

At this point, you got to wonder if she's the bigger evil to Twitter than even Orange Man was. What makes it funnier to me is that Trump at least became President, as someone who mattered it was obvious there would be people who would hate him or love him with how many lives his decisions effected. Rowling is a children's book author that gets hilarious amount of hate from the mentally ill for saying 2+2 is 4, keep in mind that before she became known as female hitler she was mostly known for making bible thumpers mad and tweeting about how wizards shit themselves and then teleport the turds away, hence why there were no bathrooms in Hogwarts until recently.

 

[Whereismymind]

A quick search for people calling Rowling a cunt on Twitter...







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Looks like Ron's other poisoning tweet has already been deleted. Someone tweeted this screenshot along with his profile info to the Portland police.

"Nuance is the key to life"

 

[Ewan McGregor]

"Nuance is the key to life"

A statement immediately cancelled by "Dumpster fire, autistic queer, anti-thiest (sic), meatsack (?), terminally online"

Also LOL at JKR knowing the concept of Anime Avatar, has she been hanging out with Null recently?

 

[Vott]

Looks like Ron's other poisoning tweet has already been deleted. Someone tweeted this screenshot along with his profile info to the Portland police.

Don't get me wrong, This dude is definitely an Internet Tough Guy.





Ron Rozycki / Ronald Rozycki / BastrdOfMuppets from Portland Oregon, Used to live in Nashville and grew up in Pittsburgh.
Ronald lives in an apartment complex, 17439 Se Stark St Unit 314, Portland OR 97233. He talks about living in an apartment on Twitter too.

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Him singing from a few years ago.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Ron Rozycki / Ronald Rozycki / BastrdOfMuppets from Portland Oregon, Used to live in Nashville and grew up in Pittsburgh.
Ronald lives in an apartment complex, 17439 Se Stark St Unit 314, Portland OR 97233. He talks about living in an apartment on Twitter too.

To be fairly honest, do we really need more than just looking at the face to get a primal, accurate idea of what we're dealing with? You can almost hear his tweets by just looking at that stare.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Hide, Joanne! The agoraphobic autistic queers are coming for you!

 

[FinnSven]

Hide, Joanne! The agoraphobic autistic queers are coming for you!

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With their highly trained dangerous attack dogs.

 

[Surfin Terf]

This is autistic as hell, but I've got to defend Rowling's (understandably) controversial statement on wizard's not using toilets... why the fuck would they use toilets when they can magically teleport the shit and piss somewhere else? Having a special room of your house dedicated to shitting and pissing is an absolutely ridiculous thing that we do because we have to! Toilets are expensive and prone to failure (including catastrophic failure). Plumbing is even more expensive and even more prone to catastrophic failure (I had a fucking mental breakdown when the sewer backed up into my basement and people's turds were washed up next to my laundry!). Even if everything goes perfectly with your toilet, you still need to get to the bathroom, pull down your pants, breathe in the air of your toilet room... it's fucking disgusting.

To be honest, my only problems are
a) wizards should have invented a spell to transport your waste out of your body so you don't even need to shit or piss in the first place
b) toilets should never have taken off in the wizarding world

 

[Useful_Mistake]

why the fuck would they use toilets when they can magically teleport the shit and piss somewhere else?

Because you are not allowed to use magic for yourself until you are 17 by law, and you only learn a spell for that in your fourth year, meaning if you were willing to break the law, someone would have to follow you around (an adult) and magic away your shit for 14 years. If not, then for 16 years. On the other hand, they could just use the fucking toilet like they decided to at Hogwarts

 

[Risky Horse Business]

Because you are not allowed to use magic for yourself until you are 17 by law, and you only learn a spell for that in your fourth year, meaning if you were willing to break the law, someone would have to follow you around (an adult) and magic away your shit for 14 years. If not, then for 16 years. On the other hand, they could just use the fucking toilet like they decided to at Hogwarts

Spoiler: wizard world nonsense, gross

Oh please, like they wouldn't just get a house elf to eat it or something.
Stupid bloody world.

I think the most annoying thing about JKs insistence on reality in the real world means I can't talk about her silly world on Twitter, instead I'll have to post my disgusting theories here.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

This is autistic as hell, but I've got to defend Rowling's (understandably) controversial statement on wizard's not using toilets... why the fuck would they use toilets when they can magically teleport the shit and piss somewhere else? Having a special room of your house dedicated to shitting and pissing is an absolutely ridiculous thing that we do because we have to! Toilets are expensive and prone to failure (including catastrophic failure). Plumbing is even more expensive and even more prone to catastrophic failure (I had a fucking mental breakdown when the sewer backed up into my basement and people's turds were washed up next to my laundry!). Even if everything goes perfectly with your toilet, you still need to get to the bathroom, pull down your pants, breathe in the air of your toilet room... it's fucking disgusting.

To be honest, my only problems are
a) wizards should have invented a spell to transport your waste out of your body so you don't even need to shit or piss in the first place
b) toilets should never have taken off in the wizarding world

It's still dumb, but I love that you took the time to defend it

 

[Hrafn]

Cross posting this from sideshows as it's relevant:

Relatively unremarkable, but I saw these in his likes among all of the usual anime porn and pants on head retarded takes and started laughing hysterically:



For those unaware, Dylan sexually assaulted his ex gf who is a mentally ill autist, and thinks he has gotten away with it.

I really really think at this point, that autogynophiles genuinely hate woman on a visceral level. We have what they can merely fantasise about, and can and will say no when they make ridiculous demands, so they take it out on any target that they can, especially when it's socially acceptable to do so like it is now with JKR. *

*Being Captain Obvious here, but you know what I mean I guess

Very much a violent MALE pattern I've observed in other unrelated cases.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

This is autistic as hell, but I've got to defend Rowling's (understandably) controversial statement on wizard's not using toilets... why the fuck would they use toilets when they can magically teleport the shit and piss somewhere else? Having a special room of your house dedicated to shitting and pissing is an absolutely ridiculous thing that we do because we have to! Toilets are expensive and prone to failure (including catastrophic failure). Plumbing is even more expensive and even more prone to catastrophic failure (I had a fucking mental breakdown when the sewer backed up into my basement and people's turds were washed up next to my laundry!). Even if everything goes perfectly with your toilet, you still need to get to the bathroom, pull down your pants, breathe in the air of your toilet room... it's fucking disgusting.

To be honest, my only problems are
a) wizards should have invented a spell to transport your waste out of your body so you don't even need to shit or piss in the first place
b) toilets should never have taken off in the wizarding world

They had toilets and bathrooms and washbasins and all that in Hogwarts as early as the 1940s and, going by canon, the Fantastic Beasts movies set in the interwar period did not show anyone shitting on their DIRTY. CRAPPED. ROBES so I presume they went through the trouble of plumbing the whole of Hogwarts, up to and including making sure the plumbing was big enough for a basilisk and connecting directly to the thought-to-be mythical Chamber of Slytherin.

I woudn't put too much thought on this. JKR never really cared about worldbuilding and only did Pottermore to keep the fandom engaged. Before she went full Cerebus she made a point of making the world of Harry Potter as outlandish as possible, which in the first book is meant to contrast Vernon Dursley, and by extension the Dursleys, obsession with normativity and normalcy, but, more quite frankly she did it for kicks and giggles and the whole wizarding nuttiness was played for laughs. This sort of shirt is standard british comedy really.

However, she went too far with the shitting in the floor thing because by the time she was doing Pottermore she was too high on herself and she was enjoying her power over her cultish fandom (I'll get shit for this again?) and she messed her own canon she forgot she had turned super Sirius after book 3.
Also, she had failed to make it as an author outside the Harry Potter franchise and she went the full "If I was a man" routine with the whole Robert Galbraith shit with which she was whining "See? I failed as JKR because I am a woman but with the same writing style and under a male pen name I'm selling like crazy. Muh sexism" when the truth is more like "She was type-casted as the Harry Potter wine mom writing unhinged stuff to her deranged fans and adult readers didn't think much of her, but as Robert Galbraith she got a commercial brand without the Harry Potter association AND the trust of publishers, who knew she was JKR, the author of the worldwide phenomenon Harry Potter" so yeah, nothing to do with gender and yet everything to do with her.

In this essay I will...

 

[teriyakiburns]

I woudn't put too much thought on this. JKR never really cared about worldbuilding and only did Pottermore to keep the fandom engaged.

Was it even the case that the shitting on the floor thing was in any published works of hers? I thought it was something she posted on twitter, along with a bunch of other bullshit. I recall there was a rash of that during the mid teens; creators basically trolling their fandoms, by posting the most outrageous rubbish they thought they could get away with, just to see how much stuck.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

They had toilets and bathrooms and washbasins and all that in Hogwarts as early as the 1940s and, going by canon, the Fantastic Beasts movies set in the interwar period did not show anyone shitting on their DIRTY. CRAPPED. ROBES so I presume they went through the trouble of plumbing the whole of Hogwarts, up to and including making sure the plumbing was big enough for a basilisk and connecting directly to the thought-to-be mythical Chamber of Slytherin.

They put bathrooms everywhere in Hogwarts Legacy and the game is supposed to be set in the late 1800s. I really think nobody took that "wizards shit everywhere" thing seriously.

 

[fishercat]

The school had indoor plumbing when it was founded considering the evil plot with the basilisk in the second book hinges on pipes and a bathroom existing. One of the school founders put a giant evil snake in the school's pipes. I'm fairly certain that the vanishing poop thing wasn't serious.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Oh please, like they wouldn't just get a house elf to eat it or something.

House Elves were expensive and somewhat rare with Dumbledore having a monopoly on House Elves. Him aside, the only people who have them are rich and influential (Malfoy, Crouch, Smith). Even if you could afford one, why on earth would you waste its talents following your son or daughter and cleaning up their shit, when they instead could do house work?

with the whole Robert Galbraith shit with which she was whining "See? I failed as JKR because I am a woman but with the same writing style and under a male pen name I'm selling like crazy. Muh sexism" when the truth is more like "She was type-casted as the Harry Potter wine mom writing unhinged stuff to her deranged fans and adult readers didn't think much of her, but as Robert Galbraith she got a commercial brand without the Harry Potter association AND the trust of publishers, who knew she was JKR

When I see “robert’s” books on sale, the cover always explains that it’s actually JK’s work. Is that a new thing?

Was it even the case that the shitting on the floor thing was in any published works of hers

No.