🐱 Ron DeSantis Brandons Himself

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We actually were happy for Republicans for a minute when they got their "Let's Go Brandon" joke. They never have a joke that's all theirs. Usually they are the joke. But just like they do with everything else, they overdid it.

We understand that they are excited to have a joke, and that it's their one joke. (The least emotionally mature of them are passing around a gay joke about Pete Buttigieg, which means those folks have two jokes.) (Wait wait, they have three jokes, because sometimes they "identify as" something they are not, because trans people exist! So that is three very good jokes.) And we understand that when you only have one joke, that any time somebody says "Hey do a joke," you really have no choice except to be like "Argle bargle poop scratch banjo strummin' BRANDON!" Can't hardly criticize 'em for doing that when they only have one joke.

But good lord, this is the governor of Florida. Obviously when you're dealing with the modern-day authoritarian shitbag GOP, holding a position of honor doesn't actually mean anything, but there was a time when politicians on both sides would have considered this sort of display beneath them.

In case you are unable to watch the short video, here is what happens, or at least we imagine this is how the brain of one of the paste-eating pig people in the audience might describe what happened.

AUDIENCE IDIOT BRAIN: Oh boy, boy howdy, oh boy! I reckon! Ron DeSantis just made the Brandon joke! He called the Biden administration the "Brandon administration." SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! That's funny!

And then we all yelled the Brandon joke together, because it's the funny joke we all have together! The Brandon joke!

It goes like "Let's go, Brandon!" Ain't that a great joke?

It is the best joke because, you, see it REALLY stands for "fuck you Biden" but instead we say "Let's go Brandon," and that's pretty funny! I don't know why people say jokes aren't funny if you have to explain them and say GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? BRANDON? GET IT?

See? Pretty funny!

In the good old days we Republicans had more jokes but they all had the "N"-word in them and my grandchildren won't come visit when I tell those. My grandchildren is CANCEL CULTURE and I hate them.

The end.
We imagine that's how Uncle Cowfucker in the audience might explain what went down in that video.

In other DeSantis news, he went on "Fox & Friends" this morning and made that stupid expression that's permanently affixed to his chubby little face while he allowed a young girl next to him to spout off conspiracy theories about masks. Wonder what loser adults filled her innocent head with such fuckin' nonsense.
 
As I mentioned in the Ron DeSantis thread,the GOP need to engineer a Fag Killing Virus that can only be cured by a shot that cures faggotry and a passport system needs to be enforced to show that said people got the shot.

It would be so awesome.
 
Imagine working for a blog news site called Wonkette. I'll bet he is real good friends with his girlfriend's boyfriend.
 
Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the bar, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?
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As I mentioned in the Ron DeSantis thread,the GOP need to engineer a Fag Killing Virus that can only be cured by a shot that cures faggotry and a passport system needs to be enforced to show that said people got the shot.

It would be so awesome.
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pretty sure .05 rounds will cure a faggot of his symptoms
 
Sorry I tried to ween off dailykos but this was just too good

Just grade a black tar seethe cringe lol
I was a leftist for way too long but I remember 19 years ago reading dailykos and being repelled by how joyless these fucks are, even then.

I feel sad that I knew how crazy some democrats were then, but that they had to amp it up to current_year+ crazy clown world for me to finally write off most of the progressives in my life. I could have avoided so many free range mental patients.
 
Ah we're at the "we're actually happy for you CHUDs" phase of trying to kill a meme.
And as usual, the left can't meme, even when trying to kill a meme.
 
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