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Holy shit you cant go anywhere in Gaul now without seeing Germani everywhere. The amount of strawburning is also out of control, around every corner there is some Roman meretix with her barbarian amicus, absolutely plebeian.
They let everybody into the imperium now and give them civitas and then they bring in their families, its a state sanctioned genocide. And then they wonder they cant find any Roman iuvenes for the Legions, why would anybody want to fight for an augustus who openly hates them? 20 years ago the praemia was enough to retire and be a pater familias, now you are lucky if you can raise enough cabbages to survive on one of those shitty fundi they hand out these days.
Maybe if the res publica didnt spend all taxes on barbarians and foreign wars they could make life affordable again, we dont need to fight another war with Persia, we have enough issues here. One bottle of garum cost me 10 denarii yesterday, how are you supposed to raise a family like this?

Fucking chrestiani, they want to turn everybody into pale pigs to rule over, truly the enemies of the human race. But all these pederasts in the senate work for them now and if you stand up for our grandfathers di you are shunned and forced out of your officium. Hadrianus should have finished the job.
Its all so tiresome amici *sigh*
 
Why is their fucking faggotry everywhere? Isn't this how Greece eventually fell?
 
The Great Conspiracy is some bullshit you're telling me Picts, Scotti, Attacotti, Saxons, Franks, Roman deserters and Britons all rose up for no reason at all? And Nectarides wasn't retarded and Fullofaudes wasn't full of AIDS? they had it coming tbqh!
 
I was fucking some little queer faggot up his gay ass in the bathhouse earlier today and I just started laughing, imagine being a homosexual and taking it up the ass, so pathetic, these fairies deserve no respect.
 
This one guy, Yeshua "Nihil" Luna, keeps ranting about the "Iadaeus", despite being one himself. I have inscribed a tablet calling him a "non compos mentis" and posted in on his front door, but one of his slaves keeps removing it.

He also keeps going on about wanting a "Q T Vestil Virgin Uxor" and getting into debates in the Foro with hermaphroditic prostitutes. I keep telling him if he does not like it here in the SPQ of R, he can take his "a s s" to a frigid, barbaric country north of Greece for all I care. At this suggestion, he actually seemed to agree for once.
 
All citizens, be aware that the vassal, Prince Herod, Tetra of Galilee, has come to the city. By order of the Triumvirate, during his residency here, all mockery of Jews and their One God shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.
 
They use lead in the aqueducts. Enjoy your contaminated water while I drink from my wells, City Dwellers!
 
Dagoth AMOGUS said:
he can take his "a s s" to a frigid, barbaric country north of Greece for all I care. At this suggestion, he actually seemed to agree for once.
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I went to Athens to attend the Eleusinian Mysteries this last year and discovered that he was indeed living in exile in the province of Illyria, selling tunics and growing solanum tuberosum in the grave-soil of a man named Augustine. My curiosity piqued, I met him at his domicile and offered him a wheel of fine Roman cheese. He laughed at me and threw it to the ground. There has not been a more contemptable figure since Clodius Pulcher.

Furthermore, I consider that Carthage must be destroyed.
 
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