Robyn Hood - Raceswapped, Genderswapped, Moderinzed Robin Hood series made in Canada.

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I've only just started this episode and it's already amazing.
In this episode, the Sheriff puts the Hood Gang under intense torture to make them confess, first with playing terrible music in their holding cells, and then calling them in for a personal interrogation where they... Well, I warn you, this might not be for the faint of heart.
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Seriously, this is the Sheriff's interrogation techniques, apparently learned from how she herself would be punished back at her orphanage. The only person who actually gets roughed up is Tuck, the hacker dude, and that's because, after he establishes he has no identification, papers or proof that he exists (which I'm pretty sure would get him locked up even without being apart of a gang), they have to remove the implants pumping the drugs that allow him to hack into anything and connect with machines into his body.

Also, the Mayor, who I'm pretty sure the show wants us to believe is on the good guy's side, sends a doctor in to assess the Sheriff's operation and make sure the prisoners are being treated humanely. Only the doctor then basically tells everyone that she's not at all qualified for this and has no idea how prisons work.
 
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I love this show, it actively makes my day better. It needs multiple seasons.

"I need to interview you to assess how they've been treating you in here." "I ain't saying nothing!" "I can't report anything if you don't tell me it's happening." "Pft, so what if you report it? What, the Mayor's gonna shut this operation down? When? In an hour? A day? A week?!" Yeah. That's... How that works. You confirm to an official that bad shit is going down, they put together the best course of action and then they deal with it.

Ah, so Doctor lady is actually the most obvious undercover agent for the Sheriff who was planning to gain everyone's trust by being... Absolutely useless and suspicious?

Like, when I saw she's obvious, I mean her approach is shit like this. "Oh Alan, you're a people pleaser? I am too, and people walk over me. If I were you, I'd be terrified that no one respects me." "Oh Michell- I mean, Multch, you have ADHD? I have that too. Are they giving you pills in here? I bet without them you feel pretty useless and worthless." "Oh Robyn, the hood are heroes, but they're also selfish by getting other Sherwooders locked up and could end all of this if they just confessed."

And you might think that's how Robyn figures out that she's a glowie, but no. Robyn's reasoning? "Our people would never work against one another unless they were highly paid." And since the Doctor lady was never a Sherwood inhabitant, that means Robyn is quite literally saying 'Black people would never hurt one another unless the White man was making them!"

This is a good time to mention how all her 'people' gathered in the prison are already at each other's throats and eager to fuck each other over just by sitting in a big cage for a few hours.

Also, the reason for the bunny suit is that, if questioned, no one would believe someone saying they were tortured or brutalized by someone in a bunny costume.

Robyn tricks the glowie into a private meeting by confessing she's part of the hood and pretends they stole John Prince's fortune as well as his car. "I mean, would Prince really be wasting all his resources chasing car thieves?" Thankfully, the glowie somehow doesn't know that the Hood kidnapped the Prince's son. And also just forgets that Robyn directly confesses to being part of the hood and doesn't have any sort of hidden microphone on her to record the people she's meant to be spying on.

Fortunately for Robyn, the glowie was dumb enough to give Robyn a phone, Robyn calls her sister (interrupting her fucking her boyfriend after he found the cookie jar) and tells them she's been taken to a black site. And the boyfriend instantly knows where they are... Because he recognises the music from when he and his family were taken there for being illegal immigrants and were tortured. Why is the Sheriff worried at all about being caught or careful if this kid and his family can freely walk without worry after witnessing the Sheriff's operation first-hand?

So, the teenagers steal a prison bus and drive to pick up Robyn and crew after they escape.

"Robyn, I have traumatizing stuff from my past that's eating me up inside and I need to talk to someone I trust about it." "Why talk when we could fuck?"

Bill 21 passes and Prince evicts all of Sherwood. Thanks Robyn's mum!
 
Oilspill Battery said:
im sorry isnt this show set in the hood?
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Yes. Just, you know, the hood from the perspective of a rich, sheltered influencer who's never stepped foot in the hood in his life. Where the struggling community all look clean, well-off and almost lavish aside from one white guy who actually looks like he's facing poverty. Where the actual set they use for the setting is a high-class complex for rich folk in real life. And Frier Tuck is an transhumanist hacker who dreams of being able to upload his mind to internet.
 
For now, we have arrived at the end. I, for one, am a dedicated fan who hope for an even shittier glorious return in a season 2.

I would post a gif or video of the John Prince dancing scene to commemorate this, but this show doesn't have enough of a following for that shit to be on youtube.

They've done nothing to make Robyn actually feel attached to her home, so we open on her telling some story about making a dent in the ceiling.

They're given one day to pack their shit and leave.

Marian comes to Robyn with a possiable solution to help, but Robyn's too preoccupied getting pissy that Marian didn't tell her she had a vendetta against Prince. Naturally, Marian is apoligetic and submissive rather than telling Robyn to stop being a little bitch or she walks with the only way of saving their home.

Marian grovels for the crime of 'feeling sorry for herself' while Robyn and Tuck were in jail.

"I see why Robyn likes you." Because Marian has no spine, yes.

"Prince is lying to the city council." About what? This Bill 21 shit is the core of the entire story, but we know nothing about what it's about or what it does, all we know is that it allows Prince to buy their land.

"You've already done enough damage, pack your things and leave like everyone else!" Hey, Robin's mom. You gonna tell anyone how you had a golden chance to save everyone from being homeless and turned it down without consulting anyone? No?

"The cops put me in this chair. The city is against us. The Sheriff ilegally detained our children. If we leave, they win." And if you stay, you've just listed very compelling reasons to why you'll be gunned down.

"There's multiple entrances to Sherwood, how are we gonna cover all of them?" "We won't need to. Despite the Sheirff having the entire police force on her side, she's going to take the building one entrance at a time instead of just spreading out her forces to converge on every exit."

It's bad enough you're dragging your unarmed community into this, but now you guys are letting literal teenagers join a fight against the heavily armed, shoot-first-ask-questions-later police force? I'm sure that pepper spray is gonna come in real handy.

"Prince has been buying property" "...Yes, that's what property developers do, dumbass." "Yeah, but he's not telling everyone he bought them." "That isn't illegal or suspisous."

Why would any scandal save Sherwood? Prince owns the property legeally now, it doesn't matter if the bill gets repealed eventually. Or, at least, if it does, it will be a length process that wouldn't stop the Sherwooder's from being evicted.

"When I was a kid, I had to fight every day of my life." Really weird how the white characters in this show seem to have actual impoverished and/or abusive backgrounds compared to our supposedly struggling oppressed protagonists.

The Sheriff gives her sex slave a promise ring.

"You never cared about me, you were just covering your tracks." Then why didn't he just have you killed? Why did he make sure you were well taken care of and given all the tools you'd need to investigate his secrets? You can't keep telling us how bad and ruthless your villain is when he doesn't even attempt the bare minimum to take out actual threats to his empire.

"You killed my father." "He killed himself." "You may not have pulled the trigger, but you pushed him to it!" Your father couldn't deal with the financal concequences of trying to ruin a major company with no evidence, that ain't on Prince.

Luckily, Prince destroys Marian's phone and all evidence of her illegally stealing from him.

"It doesn't matter that we win, it matters that we fight and send a message of what happens when they mess with people like us." So, not only are you gonna get all these people killed, but you'll do so proudly so you can send the message that... What? Communities that the public have already been convinced are violent, crime-ridden shitholes will attack the police trying to remove them from land they don't own? You do realize that will make things worse for your 'people' right?

Tuck, being the only smart person in this show*, made sure to keep a tracker on Marian, allowing them to know Prince has taken her. Natually, Robyn immeditaly goes 'Fuck this community and sending a message shit' and goes to bail because her booty call is in danger. Cuck John stops her and goes instead. Yeah, before a big battle is the perfect time to send away the military veteran.

*Seriously, I haven't mentioned it before, but Tuck has consistently saved the group's asses by being the one fucking person to think ahead. Like, their entire medicine heist would have been a bust if Tuck hadn't decided, of his own violition, to go rooting around the company's files for blackmail material.

Also, apparently Sherwood has a bunch of tunnels.

"You find anyone, arrest them." Why is the corrupt, bloodthirsty police force still treating the assault on an area they've already convinced the public is a violent, crime-ridden shithole with kiddy gloves?

Okay, they've assulted you with pepper spray, smoked you out with smoke arrow grenades, and charged you in droves. Pull out the guns.


The mother makes a live stream announcing that Sherwood will fight the police every step of the way. How does this do anything but make things worse?

John Prince reveals his plan: He's buying properties around the lake so he can stage an accident that will flood other districts of the city and drown the people because it would take too long to evict all of them. After that he'll use the new land to build a walled city for the rich.

And now Prince decides to try and kill Marian. At literally the worst opportunity to do so.

John saves Marian, but also accidentally reveals the secret entrance to the police. The Sheriff's sex slave makes his way to Robyn's mom and kicks the shit out of Robyn, but he makes the fatal mistake of monologuing about how the Sheriff wants to frame the Hood for murdering Robyn's mom while being recorded... By the live stream the show excplicitly told us had been disabled by the sex slave. It's why Robyn went up there in the first place.

Fittingly, the sex slave is then knocked out by the Condom Jar.

And that's the end of the cops' raid. Once again, the heroes win an impossiable situation because the villains have the patience of saints and needlessly reveal their plans.

The sex slave wakes up in the ambulance and... Has a tender moment with the Sheriff where he apologizes for failing her and how he just wants to make her proud?

Oh, this last minute character depth is just to make the Sheriff look even more fucked up when she murders him.

So, we cut to Sherwood back to normal. Because Prince no longer owns it. Somehow the Sheriff fucking up means Prince's bill gets repealed and he loses the property immeditately. The Mayor threatens that if he tries to sue the city for breaching their contract, she'll uncover his ties to the Sheriff and ask Marian for whatever has on Prince. Which is jack and shit.

Also, if she had anything to take Prince down with, why wouldn't she already do it? It's this weird morality where, instead of exposing injustice, it's better to smugly tell the person doing terrible things that you could expose them but are choosing not to for not gain.

Cuck John catches Marian and Robyn making out. He's mildly awkward about it.

The Sheriff frame the Hood for killing her sex slave and say they're wanted for murder. Which doesn't work if we're to believe how the heroes won.

As I and many other predicted, the season ends with Prince announcing that he's running for Mayor and the Mayor looks terrified; further proving that she has nothing on Prince.
 
I just watched this the other day and I can see why it's bad. It actually transcends to so-bad-it's-good within every episode, at least for me, and I can say that it's a step-up (albeit baby steps) compared to disposable entertainment slops. Don't get me wrong, it's woke garbage, but it's so hysterical that it might've been a satire on woke or disposable entertainment
 
TheAmbiguousLurker said:
I would post a gif or video of the John Prince dancing scene to commemorate this, but this show doesn't have enough of a following for that shit to be on youtube.
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…yeah, that sounds about right.

How “Director X” expected anyone to take anything is this show seriously is beyond me. Especially considering how “Director X” normally acts.
 
This show is bonkers. At the last second the motivation for the "villan" is revealed to wanting to flood out the poors so he can have an actual moat around his penthouse?
This is land he already bought so it would presumably become less valuable after he flooded it and he would lose money. If the hood uncovered a plot for him to flood the city and then buy up the land at dirt cheap prices then that might make more sense?
The sheriff is more of a deranged psycho and kills her deputy. I guess there's no coroner to run a toxicology report or maybe all medical care in canada is assumed to now endsin euthanasia.
The hood is free but has now made every one in their building an accessory to their crimes. They are also illegally squatting so what's to stop Prince from shutting off utilities?

Bonus, there's a rather square headed asian man in the background who lives in the apartments that reminded me of another square headed Asian man.
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