💤 Inactive Robert Wayne Stiles / Liz Davis / Rika

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Well, from what I've heard, Rob is correct about his ex liking Shredded Moose, not him, which is consistent to what has been reported here (that was Andy, not Rob)
 
Rika returns!

tl;dr versions in screencaps:

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And time for some hilarious Rika classics thanks to the thread!

Rika is paranoid about ADF hurting him

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A video game character is the reason why Rika drank his own piss (no srsly)

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And time to end this post... with a good ol' nostalgic vid that lead to his infamous nickname! Enjoy! :3


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8chan is back up, and time for some more daily dose of The Master of Disguise!

Old stuff, from the starting point how Rika got into the infamous drama to the Burning Fire!
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Rika responds to the reviews: (LIES AND SLANDER)
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IT'S DISGUISE TIME!
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I found the chatlog where Robert admitted to smearing his own shit. Since the chatlog was pretty long, I'll break it up into parts where he admitted it

02:34 <+natalie> HE FUCKING NEVER SKED
02:34 <+DRGonzo> Robb's built the wall.
02:34 <+CisCaptainMorgan> he never searched your ass?
02:34 <+KingDiamond> TARD RAGE
02:34 <+Zyklon> natalie Are you on krokodil? I knew this day would come sooner or later.
02:34 <+natalie> AND GUESS WHAT, SHIT TIME
02:34 <+Trey> Your parents seem like they're at their wits end. Like they've been sobbing for quite a few hours
02:34 <+DRGonzo> I think another call is in order.
02:34 <+natalie> ITS YOUR FAVORITE SHITTY SHIT SHIT
02:35 <+KingDiamond> TAARRRRDDDD RRRAAAGGGGEEE
02:35 <~introman> please don't throw it at the walls.
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> RETARD
02:35 <+DRGonzo> Wayne and Virginia need to know, guys.
02:35 <~introman> wayne and virginia won't like that
02:35 <+Matches> Did your parents hear you screaming robbay?
02:35 <+Zyklon> natalie You flinging shit again?
02:35 <+natalie> SALTS AND CRAP GO TOGETHER LIKE HORSE AND CARRIAGE
02:35 <+Matches> hahahaha
02:35 <+Trey> Please don't shit on the walls
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> oh god
02:35 <+natalie> LOOK ITS CUMMING OUT RIGHT NOW
02:35 <+klichka> is he shitting?
02:35 <+KingDiamond> lllllllluuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
02:35 <+Zyklon> Yeah, think about your parents
02:35 <+klichka> oh jesus
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> STOP YELLING RIKA!
02:35 <+natalie> TOOK OFF MY PANTS
02:35 <+Zyklon> god
02:35 <+klichka> wtf?
02:35 <+klichka> what?!
02:35 <+CEO> LOLOL
02:35 <+Trey> Wat?
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> DO IT
02:35 <+DRGonzo> Oh Robert.
02:35 <+klichka> am I being trolled?
02:35 <+nerp> DO IT
02:35 <+Homor> I don't like where this is going.
02:35 <+natalie> SLIPPED IT OUT LIKE A SLUSHY
02:35 <+nerp> POOP
02:35 <+KingDiamond> GO IT
02:35 <~introman> 856
02:35 <+EggYolkeo> Natalie's now acting crazy in the sense that a small child imagines crazy people.
02:35 <+DRGonzo> The whole board will know.
02:35 <+Matches> oh god
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> SHOW THOSE TRANSPHOBIC BASTARDS
02:35 <+natalie> WHERE SHOULD I PUT IT
02:35 <+Matches> im losing it
02:35 <+Zyklon> natalie Too much info
02:35 <+natalie> SHOULD I EAT IT
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> SHIT ON THEIR WALLS
02:35 <+Matches> YES
02:35 <+CisCaptainMorgan> YES
02:36 <+Trey> On the walls?
02:36 <+KingDiamond> THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
02:36 <+nerp> YES
02:36 <+CisCaptainMorgan> EAT IT EAT IT
02:36 <+natalie> SHOULD I STICK IT IN MY CUNT
02:36 <+KingDiamond> YES YES YES
02:36 <+DRGonzo> I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
02:36 <+Homor> what is happening
02:36 <+whitephag> >cunt
02:36 <+Zyklon> You don't have one
02:36 <+natalie> I WIK FUCK IT
02:36 <+nerp> EAT IT
02:36 <+DRGonzo> You son't have a cunt.
02:36 <+CEO> you don't have a cunt
02:36 <+natalie> FUCK THIS SHIT STICKY AS FUKC
02:36 -!- doc [Mibbit@anon-BD1C4E3F.cable.virginmedia.com] has joined #n0chan
02:36 <+CisCaptainMorgan> WHAT CUNT?
02:36 <~introman> i want you to eat it natalie. bend to my will
02:36 <+DRGonzo> Hey doc
02:36 -!- c [Mibbit@A14EACD4.2031E5B5.512D195B.IP] has joined #n0chan
02:36 <+DRGonzo> Welcome to the asylum
02:36 <+natalie> NOW THE KEYS HAVE BEEN RUISN
02:36 <+CisCaptainMorgan> THROW IT AT YOUR DAD
02:36 <+CisCaptainMorgan> KEYS?
02:36 <+Trey> Eat it
02:36 <+natalie> JYST FUCKI THIS DFS
02:36 -!- mode/#n0chan [+V] by introman
02:36 <+Zyklon> Gentlemen, this is Robb's amazing life.
02:36 <+JEWS> oh dear
02:36 <+DRGonzo> That's what you get for smashing them, Robb.
02:36 <+natalie> ITS JUST BEEN TAKEN OF THNSF
02:36 <+DRGonzo> lol
02:37 <+CisCaptainMorgan> intoman: c, dpc
02:37 <+CisCaptainMorgan> doc
02:37 <+natalie> ITS SUTICKING TO THE KEYS
02:37 -!- mode/#n0chan [+vv c doc] by introman
02:37 <+Homor> what the fuck is going on?
02:37 <+nerp> He's smearing poop on his computer, isn't he?
02:37 <+Homor> what the FUCK is going on?
02:37 <+klichka> yes
02:37 <+DRGonzo> Robb's playing with shit, Homor.
02:37 <+KingDiamond> yep
02:37 <+klichka> my fucking god
02:37 <+CisCaptainMorgan> he just shit on his keyboard
02:37 <+Matches> Homor , he is smearing poop
02:37 <+natalie> AND I WANT TO PUT THIS ON MY SCREEN ITS LIKE WAR PAINT
02:37 <+Zyklon> I pity his parents who have to clean up after him.
02:37 <+KingDiamond> this is fucking great
02:37 <+Trey> I think Robb is shoving the shit back in his ass or something
02:37 <+JEWS> call his parents introman
02:37 <+Zyklon> It's like having a monkey throwing shit inside of your house.
02:37 <+Matches> this is the best yet
02:37 <+CisCaptainMorgan> THROW IT AT THE SHRINK
02:37 <+JEWS> tell them that robb is smearing shit on his walls
02:37 <+doc> whats the story tonight fellas?
02:37 <+natalie> MGA GSHANDS ARE COVER ITS LIKE GLUE
02:37 <+Zyklon> natalie SHOW US YOUR WAR FACE
02:37 <+natalie> I WILL THROW IT AT THEFUCKING SHRERK
02:38 <+Homor>
02:38 <+CisCaptainMorgan> THROW IT AT THE SHRINK
02:38 <+natalie> HE DESERVES TIT FOR TELLING ME WHAT I CANT DO
02:38 <+CisCaptainMorgan> WHAT DID HE SAY?
02:38 <+JEWS> throw it at shrek
02:38 <+nerp> Rob, you said Chris was worse than you because a 12 year old convinced him to put the medal up his ass
02:38 <+natalie> INTROMA WANTA SHIT
02:38 <+CisCaptainMorgan> WHAT DID THAT BASTARD SAY?
02:38 <+nerp> But you're smearing shit everywhere of your own free will
02:38 <+Homor> I'm out, see you guys in the transcript.
02:38 -!- Homor [Mibbit@anon-37FCDF4E.lightspeed.bcvloh.sbcglobal.net] has quit [emoquit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
02:38 <+Matches> This is trolling nirvana
02:38 <+Zyklon> I feel so, so sorry for his parents.
02:38 <+natalie> HEY LOOK ITS GOING OUT THE FUCKING WONDOW
02:38 <+klichka> my god
02:38 <+CisCaptainMorgan> THROW IT AT THE SHRINK
02:38 <+Trey>
02:38 <+c> i have apparently missed a development
02:38 <+klichka> You're going into a mental home
02:38 <+natalie> LOOK AT THAT. LIKE A FUCKING POTATO
02:38 <+DRGonzo> lol
02:38 <~introman> this is the effects of transgenderism. why do you think I am such an advocate against it!
02:39 <+Zyklon> http://i.imgur.com/QOV1N.jpg
02:39 <+CEO> Robb, you can do this the rest of your life in the autistic prison
02:39 <+natalie> IT IS A ROUND COOKIE DOUGH SOFT AND SKUISJY
02:39 <+Matches> you are so dominatnt natallie
02:39 <+natalie> DOI YOU WANT ME TO EAT>
02:39 <+Trey> This is going into Nick Bate territory . . .
02:39 <~introman> no.
02:39 <+KingDiamond> yes
02:39 <+Matches> fuck you natalie i am trying to drink and i keep laughing
02:39 <+nerp> Eat it!
02:39 <+klichka> Jesus fucking christ
02:39 <+Zyklon> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/LoveShy#Love_Shy:_The_Book
02:39 <+DRGonzo> So much new info for the ED page tonight.
02:39 <+natalie> IT IWS MY WARPAINT I AM ABORIGEAN
02:39 <+nerp> I'm listening to the tantrum scene in the room on loop now
02:39 <+klichka> for the love of god natalie
02:39 <+Zyklon> I always told Robb was a loveshy but
02:39 <+KingDiamond> oh he's gone completley mental
02:40 <+Matches> NATALIE IN WONDERLAND
02:40 <+Zyklon> natalie This is dominating Wraith womyn
02:40 <+natalie> HERES KONES THE SECOND ONE
02:40 <+natalie> SGHIOSG
02:40 <+natalie> AGIDGFA
02:40 <+natalie> FA
02:40 <+natalie> GRS
02:40 <+natalie> EH
02:40 <+natalie> EH
02:40 <+natalie> HE
02:40 <+natalie> E
02:40 <+natalie> HR
02:40 <+natalie> G
02:40 <+natalie> R
02:40 <+natalie> ER
02:40 <+natalie> AGAR
02:40 <+natalie> GG
02:40 <+natalie> SGJIJDG
02:40 <+natalie> AFJAIOFJ
02:40 <+natalie> AFSIJFISAJFG
02:40 <+natalie> AG
02:40 <+natalie> NDGNEIGJE
02:40 <+natalie> G
02:40 <+natalie> ERGEIRGIOERG
02:40 <+natalie> GFNNFIAJIFA
02:40 <+klichka> what am I watching?
02:40 <+natalie> FINIFODIOJFE
02:40 <+CisCaptainMorgan> THATS NOT DDOS RETARD
02:40 -!- natalie was kicked from #n0chan by introman [introman]

02:42 <+nATALIE> OH HOW YOU FFUCKING DARE KICK ME IOUT
02:42 <+DRGonzo> lol
02:42 <+DRGonzo> Because you were being retarded
02:42 <+nATALIE> YOU HAVE HAD TIME TO TASTE IT
02:42 <+nATALIE> IT TASTES LIKE HEAVEN
02:42 <+Zyklon> Dirty crapped briefs
02:42 <+DRGonzo> IRC doesn't work that way, Robert.
02:42 <+nATALIE> HEAVEN OCMPARED TO YOU
02:43 <+DRGonzo> Thank god
02:43 <+Zyklon> At least Chris doesnt play with his shit
02:43 <+DRGonzo> INdeed
02:43 <+KingDiamond> okay rob that's enough
02:43 <+Trey> Welcome back, Robb
02:43 <+nATALIE> IM PRETENDING THIS TURD IS INTROMAN
02:43 <+DRGonzo> That's nice
02:43 <~derpcat> >Dirty crapped briefs
02:43 <+nATALIE> FUCKING OUTO GTHE WINDOW
02:43 <~derpcat> isn't that some reddit user
02:43 <+DRGonzo>
02:43 <+CisCaptainMorgan> >dirty crapped IRCS
02:43 <+nerp> It's like The Room, but with more feces
02:43 <+Matches> soda just flew out my nose gaiz
02:43 <+Zyklon> Dirty crapped ROOM at this point
02:43 <+Trey> Eww, TMI Robb
02:43 <+nATALIE> EAT ITI EAAT IT OUT TITTY FACE
02:43 <+doc> Robb I'm disappointed
02:44 <+klichka> can I shit in my room with you natalie?
02:44 <+Matches> Natalie , your parents are calling the cops
02:44 <+nATALIE> I WILL FEED THIS TO INTROAMN NIGGA GHEAD
02:44 <+nATALIE> CRAMI T DOWN HIS CUNT
02:44 <~introman> no racial slurs
02:44 <~introman> please
02:44 <+Zyklon> nATALIE I know that after this, you will come back to blame us for you going to a mental hospital
02:44 <+EggYolkeo> RACIST
02:44 <+nATALIE> NIGGER SHIT NIGGER MY CRAP IS A NGGER
02:44 <+EggYolkeo> DIE RA-CIS-T SCUM
02:44 <+Zyklon> I know we somehow forced you to cover yourself with shit
02:44 <~derpcat> complaining about racis words is a bannable offense
02:44 <+Zyklon> you'll see, you'll see
02:44 <+nATALIE> NIGGER NIGFGER NIGGER SHIT NIGGER NIGGER
02:44 <+nATALIE> NIGGER NIGGER
02:44 <+nATALIE> NIGGER
02:45 <+DRGonzo> So edgy
02:45 <+Matches> SO EDGY
02:45 <+nATALIE> NNIGGER PIECE OF SHIT
02:45 <+Matches> AW SHIT, I CUT MYSELF ON THAT EDGE
02:45 <+KingDiamond> intro band him
02:45 <+DRGonzo> Robert's such a sore loser.
02:45 <+Zyklon> Even I'm above that.
02:45 <+nATALIE> MF
02:45 <+nATALIE> NKDFBMA
02:45 <+nATALIE> EBR
02:45 <+nATALIE> PBHTJAOJ
02:45 <+nATALIE> OJHBOJHB
02:45 <+nATALIE> OJH
02:45 <+nATALIE> HO
02:45 <+nATALIE> JHOHJOJGEOGJ

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What the everloving fuck did I just read? Is there a companion video or evidence to go with Rika's shit outburst, or do we just have their crazy drug addled word to go on?

For the love of god please don't let there be pictures.....
 
Rika's word and similar postings he made throughout the years, which nobody wanted him to verify, including giving himself a swirlie and pissing in his own mouth because he didn't like the ending to Bioshock Infinite. There's also the fact that Robb got kicked out of his apartment for something Jordman (ADF's and Rika's friend) narced on Rika for. That and Robb's own parents even considered putting Robb in a group home several times. There's also the fact that Rika, himself was diagnosed with Intermittent Explosive Disorder, which is a fancy way of saying that Rika tardrages often. Given all of that and Rika's illegal drug of choice, bath salts, I can easily see Rika doing something like that in an angry fit.
 
I can see him in a group home, actually. Though considering the level of batfuck crazy present, he'd probably get put in a more restrictive level of care pretty quick. Though most RTF would probably be scratching their heads at what the hell they were going to do with him.

And thank god for a lack of visual trauma/evidence.
 
Haven't checked in with Robert in some time I'm glad to see he's still living the sexy life and absolutely nothing has changed.
He regularly chimps out of /cow/
What I found REALLY funny is that someone edited a picture of Robby Rotten (from lazy town) with Rika's face on it, and Rika was all "I hate this joke so much, I just printed it out and am using it as a dartboard now!! >:)" and people pointed out that it was his own face that he put on the dartboard and he kept refusing it to be his face. that was old though so Im not sure if I can find the thread again but I died reading it
 
Pretty sad that this thread is inactive. I need to get this thread active because he's one of my most favorite lolcows.

Let's start it off with this one:

Oct 23 18:29:05 <rika> as i imagine you looking like some fat devaintart whore, candy
Oct 23 18:29:37 <rika> always drawning those shitty animu pictures of me
Oct 23 18:29:52 <rika> its like a creepy fucking obssesion
Oct 23 18:34:23 <rika> candy you are an ugly skeletal virginal man, just shut the fuck up
 
So, I'd like to explain how the Ladystick Incident happened.

A few weeks back, Rob showed up in one of his threads on /cow/, disguised as an anon who was madly in love with "Natalie" and who wanted to get "dommed" by "Natalie" really badly. /cow/ caught on almost immediately, but Rob kept trying to deny it long after it became obvious that the Master of Disguise had been foiled once again.

This came to a head when Rob posted a picture of his penis. I forget exactly what his rationale was, but it was either "I CAN'T BE NATALIE, NATALIE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS" or "I CAN'T BE NATALIE, HER PENIS IS A DIFFERENT SIZE!". He then posted a picture of his shoes, arguing that "Natalie" would never wear whatever kind of shoes he was wearing. The photos of his ass were accompanied by Rob insisting that "Natalie" had a completely different body shape than his.

Rob was convinced to take a timestamped photo of his dick to confirm that the photos were legit. He later showed up in maximum damage control mode, denying that the photos were pictures of his dick specifically. He insisted that the timestamped photo was shooped (it wasn't) and that he'd taken the photo from some random forum but it had been DMCA'd or removed because porn (he failed to provide a link of any kind and reverse image search returned nothing).

Now that that's out of the way, I'd like to give an update on what happened last week.

Relevant Pastebins:

Summary: Rob shows up in /cow/'s IRC, cycling through like two dozen different identities. One of his first posts is literally "It's not me".


Summary: Rob claims to have found Jesus, then begins claiming to be Japanese.


Summary: Rob shows up, claiming to have doxxed JudgeCandy. In reality, he used a random western name generator to produce the name "August "Big Bazzo" Berg", at which point the chat convinces him that there is really a notorious gangster by that name who is now after Rob. The chat ends when Rob runs outside in nothing but a towel and throws a bottle at a fat guy who happened to be walking by, thinking the unfortunate bystander to be Big Bazoo. The cops show up and Virginia later put Rob in therapy.


Summary: Rob spends the first part of the chat pretending to be Wayne. Halfway through, the chat reminds "Wayne" that Rob likely has CP on his computer from an earlier incident where he implied that he'd get /cow/ taken down by downloading CP, spam /cow/ with the CP, and then report /cow/ to the police for CP. "Wayne" tries frantically to wipe his drive as /cow/ assists him as best as they are able. Ends with Rob coating his modem in butter and putting it in the oven.
 
Is Robbie actually being serious or is this just him trolling for attention? Really hoping it's the latter.
 
Is Robbie actually being serious or is this just him trolling for attention? Really hoping it's the latter.
He has a new "friend" proxying IRC for him because he thinks a gangster named Big Bazoo is after him, and he was dumb enough to put water and margarine on his parents' modem. His brain is a leather lump after so many years of drug abuse and pre-existing spedhood. Anything goes with him.
 
I was lurking cow a couple of weeks ago and wanted to know if it's true that Rob took pictures of his dick in a church/library bathroom and uploaded them on 8chan or was that some :ween:trolling cow? And if so what was he hoping to accomplish from this?

Also Rob is one of my favorite lolcows. is there sources other then Encyclopedia Dramatica where I can get more info on him or is ED the only good source?
 
I was lurking cow a couple of weeks ago and wanted to know if it's true that Rob took pictures of his dick in a church/library bathroom and uploaded them on 8chan or was that some :ween:trolling cow? And if so what was he hoping to accomplish from this?

Also Rob is one of my favorite lolcows. is there sources other then Encyclopedia Dramatica where I can get more info on him or is ED the only good source?

It was Rob. I can't say I understand what goes through the Goblin King's head, but he was pretending to be an anon who thought Rob was actually sexy. When /cow/ pointed out what a shitty disguise it was, Rob started taking the photos of himself (specifically, his ass, dick, and for some reason his shoes) to prove that he was someone else.

The best source for information on Rob is his /cow/ thread. You can also search for IRC logs involving him on Pastebin.
 
I was lurking cow a couple of weeks ago and wanted to know if it's true that Rob took pictures of his dick in a church/library bathroom and uploaded them on 8chan or was that some :ween:trolling cow? And if so what was he hoping to accomplish from this?

Also Rob is one of my favorite lolcows. is there sources other then Encyclopedia Dramatica where I can get more info on him or is ED the only good source?
It was Rob. I can't say I understand what goes through the Goblin King's head, but he was pretending to be an anon who thought Rob was actually sexy. When /cow/ pointed out what a shitty disguise it was, Rob started taking the photos of himself (specifically, his ass, dick, and for some reason his shoes) to prove that he was someone else.

The best source for information on Rob is his /cow/ thread. You can also search for IRC logs involving him on Pastebin.
Actually, I think it was some dumbass named Mr. Majestic. He's basically a shitty clone of RN1F, the most notorious shitposter in /cow/'s history.
 
Whenever I give up after two lines of those massive wall of text chatlogs I remember why I don't care about ROBBBAY!
 
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