🎭 Dramacow Rita Samoilenko / Reaper / Demon - Easily Triggered Alcoholic Pedo, Attention Whore and Tranny

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Who is the most boring lolcow of the bunch?

  • Reaper

    Votes: 53 49.1%
  • Walking Stomach

    Votes: 7 6.5%
  • Kengle

    Votes: 16 14.8%
  • MysteriousMrEnter

    Votes: 32 29.6%

  • Total voters
    108
Slow times like this then we look for content on the links we have avaible such as her blog where she talks about her obsession with murder, since they haven't been explored in-depth and there's plenty of content already here which hasn't been explored.

Look for lolworthy quotes from her sites to prevent the thread from losing interest.

At work so don't have a lot of time to look atm, but I remember a story of hers where she talked in detail about murdering children when achieving.

This poem rivals even Pushkin.

I sit here with the trophy from my last brutal kill
I think back on how I started this career I now fulfill
The memories of my past are of neglect, abuse and pain
But they’ve made me who I am from the strength that I now gain

At first it was my brother in whom I tried to burn
But my mother caught me out, a harsh lesson I had to learn
Then later I tortured animals just to watch them die
And pulled the wings off tiny insects so they could never fly
I killed cats and dogs and birds, I would beat them in the head
And stab them with my knife or starve them till they’re dead

I was seeking larger prey as my desire to kill grew strong
And thoughts of human murder filled my head from that point on
My family were the first of the murders that I planned
But I knew I’d be a suspect and in a prison cell I’d land
My hatred grew to rage and as this murder became a need
I started hunting random prey to kill and watch them bleed

The life of a serial killer is not the easiest one to make
With the danger that’s involved and the risks you have to take
But it is worth the hunt and the rush from each killed prey
And you feel that God-like power as the rage just drains away
It’s a temporary feeling that never seems to last
And the need to kill again becomes a hunger pretty fast

I do not feel remorse for all the people I have slain
They were nothing more than objects in a deadly little game
Nor do I feel regret for all those lives that I have taken
I am a psycho and a sadist and that is not to be mistaken

One day my career will end in either capture or in Hell
And I’ll be eventually put to death or made to live in a tiny cell
But until that day arrives I’ll be sure to keep the thrill
Of this hunger for the hunt and the excitement of the kill

This is the life of a murderer and it’s the only one I know
So, you can be sure if they ever catch me I’ll put on a damn good show![\spoiler]
 
So she came, claimed that's not her (with zero evidence to back up her claim), did the 3edgy5u routine, and left? About what we expected then.
 
She's back on SC chat.

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    Sugar: so i can call you jessica?
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    Reaper: my username is Reaper, so fucking cal me Reaper
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    Reaper: no
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    Sugar: jessica is a pretty name
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    Sugar: let's make you prettier
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    Reaper: fuck off
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    Sugar: loool
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    Reaper: I like my androgymous look
 
Only a gigantic pussy would come here and not stay to post in their own thread, especially when they post aggressive message board posts elsewhere. Kiwis know from experience how this will end. Just sayin..
 
So, Reaper.

If you're so keen on not being Rita, then do you admit that you stole her poem and claimed it as your own?

So keen on not being Rita? wtf, lol. You make it sound like I have some choice in the matter.

I simply pointed out that I'm not her and was amused that you idiots doxxed the wrong person.

And now you're claiming I stole her poem? Good luck trying to troll that line...
 
So keen on not being Rita? wtf, lol. You make it sound like I have some choice in the matter.

I simply pointed out that I'm not her and was amused that you idiots doxxed the wrong person.

And now you're claiming I stole her poem? Good like trying to troll that line...

Oh, you're back? Bring it or the others will get bored with you. It takes a very special person to reach 2.0+ thread status.
 
So keen on not being Rita? wtf, lol. You make it sound like I have some choice in the matter.

I simply pointed out that I'm not her and was amused that you idiots doxxed the wrong person.

And now you're claiming I stole her poem? Good luck trying to troll that line...
Why on earth would we ever need to make shit up in order to make fun of you? You produce so much content without anyone's help.
 
So keen on not being Rita? wtf, lol. You make it sound like I have some choice in the matter.

I simply pointed out that I'm not her and was amused that you idiots doxxed the wrong person.

And now you're claiming I stole her poem? Good luck trying to troll that line...

Speak of the lolcow, and she shall moo at you.

How do you explain that apparently Rita posted the poem first?
 
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