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🪦 DeceasedRichard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"
It is really convenient that seemingly every health issue that Lowtax has, which often are issues common to fat alcoholics who sit around all day drinking and popping pills or eating sugar, are not actually due to that but are instead some WACKY WEIRD thing that a SPECIALIST needs to fix.
I don't think anyone is denying that you have opiate withdrawal, Rich.
"Hyperhidrosis" doesn't carry any of those other symptoms he's talking about either, but sitting around and doing drugs does, especially when you pass out from drugs in a position that you would not normally sleep in. Doing that causes nerve damage in the legs and feet.
My toes really were sweaty. I really did slip, I have a doctor's note the proves my dead, gangrenous feet are sweaty. VINDICATION. Now, if you'll just give me a minute, let me explain why my sweaty toes had me keep my wife's passport locked in my safe.
An abusive foot fetishist losing his feet due to his own self abusive lifestyle. Justice so poetic it sounds like an old "Tales from the Crypt" episode.
Yes, his unverifiable conversation with a physician about being prone to sweaty Hobbit feet is a complete vindication of unintentionally striking another person in a face. After all, it's just a law of physics that if you're barefoot and slip due to fluid on your feet, it's always going to finish with someone getting socked in their face.
Yes, his unverifiable conversation with a physician about being prone to sweaty Hobbit feet is a complete vindication of unintentionally striking another person in a face. After all, it's just a law of physics that if you're barefoot and slip due to fluid on your feet, it's always going to finish with someone getting socked in their face.
The fact that he thinks anyone cares what he has to say about at this point just highlights his narcissism. The people who still follow him either don't know or don't care that he hit Logan and this has nothing to do with his ongoing divorce vindication. I'm guessing that's the point. He needs a win in his own mind and this is his the evidence he needs to prove he's an innocent party in the Logan incident. How could anyone argue with his doctor?
y'all are indulging a known foot fetishist's foot fetish. he is posting his feet because he is a foot fetishist.
He hits women because of his feet. He is a weird a f foot fetishist.
Today's stream was fucking amazing. I tuned in right in the middle of a rant. Richard complained about:
Health. His body is falling apart and insurance won't pay for it and he needs lots of money for his doctor shit and for his daughter's guardian ad litem.
Lowtax's wife fucked up everything by talking to this site. He can't keep anything straight; it was his sidepiece that registered here on his command to post weird, desperate "He didn't actually violence me" defenses.
"I don't hope that anybody's dead, not even all the Kiwifarms idiots, because that's a serious thing"
He's still assblasted about getting banned from Twitter because he used Twitter as his contact list for all the high-profile people he knew.
Goons are traitors because Lowtax was running SA for 22 years and that did not build up enough goodwill for people to believe that Lowtax was not guilty of an accusation. All the good shit that Lowtax did (???) doesn't matter. Also he was hands off on the forum for the past 10 years.
Lowtax is progressive and hates liberals and they're worthless.
Lowtax asked SA staff member LITERALLY A BIRD if he's still cancelled and she said yes. He asked why and Bird said it's because "I believe her." Lowtax is very upset about LITERALLY A BIRD believing a woman instead of him.
Lowtax rants at the top of his lungs about people believing women. Goons are traitors and idiots and unfunny assholes.
Lowtax talks about how he invited all the writers and staff to his house once and they came by, but they still don't talk to him. It's like everybody Lowtax meets ends up being an asshole or something.
Lowtax is planning to start a new website called Internet Dropouts, dedicated to and for people who hate how the internet is now. He's working on the site. Based on a WHOIS it's owned by Something Awful LLC. He's not going to start a forum on the site yet; he wants to build a fanbase first. Arguing will be bannable; only mockery will be allowed.
Goons are as bad as Kiwi Farms.
Lowtax needs a job and is applying to jobs. He's not getting jobs because goons email anyone interested in employing him. That's exactly the reason. Poor Lowtax has everything bad happen to him and none of it is his fault.
Lowtax brags about his ability to run an internet community, while also saying that he did not try to run SA since 2011.
Lowtax hates stickers and reaction score.
Lowtax thinks he should maybe write a book about internet communities and how people interact online, but he doesn't have the energy and people are already figuring it out anyway.
People who believed the lies about Lowtax were never fans, just idiots. His feelings were hurt because no one on SA stood up for him, after all he did for them.
SA is woke central and KiwiFarms is the opposite and keeps a running tally of the tranny suicides they've caused, and it's horrible that SA and KF joined forces to take down Lowtax. Even LITERALLY A BIRD still believes the accusations. How terrible!
Lowtax has never been... (looking around really shifty-eyed) in court for abusing anybody.
Lowtax's Gaming Garbage channel needs new merch; he wants a graphics artist to contact him.
Lowtax is still assblasted that his ex-wives celebrated the sale of his website and are now trying to get part of the proceeds.
The reason SA turned on Something Awful is because he was a high-priority target. That's all.
The internet is a crab bucket of people trying to pull each other down.
People on the internet only celebrate victimhood, Lowtax cries in between complaints about how much of a victim he is.
Lowtax was booted out of his job of 22 years. I think he's being very generous with the term "job" given how he approached it.
Lowtax has legal issues that he thinks are probably not legal to talk about.
Today's stream was fucking amazing. I tuned in right in the middle of a rant. Richard complained about:
Health. His body is falling apart and insurance won't pay for it and he needs lots of money for his doctor shit and for his daughter's guardian ad litem.
Lowtax's wife fucked up everything by talking to this site. He can't keep anything straight; it was his sidepiece that registered here on his command to post weird, desperate "He didn't actually violence me" defenses.
"I don't hope that anybody's dead, not even all the Kiwifarms idiots, because that's a serious thing"
He's still assblasted about getting banned from Twitter because he used Twitter as his contact list for all the high-profile people he knew.
Goons are traitors because Lowtax was running SA for 22 years and that did not build up enough goodwill for people to believe that Lowtax was not guilty of an accusation. All the good shit that Lowtax did (???) doesn't matter. Also he was hands off on the forum for the past 10 years.
Lowtax is progressive and hates liberals and they're worthless.
Lowtax asked SA staff member LITERALLY A BIRD if he's still cancelled and she said yes. He asked why and Bird said it's because "I believe her." Lowtax is very upset about LITERALLY A BIRD believing a woman instead of him.
Lowtax rants at the top of his lungs about people believing women. Goons are traitors and idiots and unfunny assholes.
Lowtax talks about how he invited all the writers and staff to his house once and they came by, but they still don't talk to him. It's like everybody Lowtax meets ends up being an asshole or something.
Lowtax is planning to start a new website called Internet Dropouts, dedicated to and for people who hate how the internet is now. He's working on the site. Based on a WHOIS it's owned by Something Awful LLC. He's not going to start a forum on the site yet; he wants to build a fanbase first. Arguing will be bannable; only mockery will be allowed.
Goons are as bad as Kiwi Farms.
Lowtax needs a job and is applying to jobs. He's not getting jobs because goons email anyone interested in employing him. That's exactly the reason. Poor Lowtax has everything bad happen to him and none of it is his fault.
Lowtax brags about his ability to run an internet community, while also saying that he did not try to run SA since 2011.
Lowtax hates stickers and reaction score.
Lowtax thinks he should maybe write a book about internet communities and how people interact online, but he doesn't have the energy and people are already figuring it out anyway.
People who believed the lies about Lowtax were never fans, just idiots. His feelings were hurt because no one on SA stood up for him, after all he did for them.
SA is woke central and KiwiFarms is the opposite and keeps a running tally of the tranny suicides they've caused, and it's horrible that SA and KF joined forces to take down Lowtax. Even LITERALLY A BIRD still believes the accusations. How terrible!
Lowtax has never been... (looking around really shifty-eyed) in court for abusing anybody.
Lowtax's Gaming Garbage channel needs new merch; he wants a graphics artist to contact him.
Lowtax is still assblasted that his ex-wives celebrated the sale of his website and are now trying to get part of the proceeds.
The reason SA turned on Something Awful is because he was a high-priority target. That's all.
The internet is a crab bucket of people trying to pull each other down.
People on the internet only celebrate victimhood, Lowtax cries in between complaints about how much of a victim he is.
Lowtax was booted out of his job of 22 years. I think he's being very generous with the term "job" given how he approached it.
Lowtax has legal issues that he thinks are probably not legal to talk about.
Thank you for service. Its heros like you that make it possible for the rest of us to enjoy freedom from having to hear Lowtax's voice in order to enjoy his self-engineered collapse.
I cannot express how hilarious it is that's he's still assmad about the twitter ban. Him, of all people, mad about a ban he views as arbitrary and unfair. Its glorious.
Also that he's still trying to slide into LAB's DMs. Though TBF, if she's even responding to him, that means there's a chance....
I just tuned into the stream and he is watching a movie that had full topless nudity. He's lucky nobody cares about his shitty stream enough to report it.
Chat suggested he prescreen the movies so he can censor them. When has he ever put that much effort into creating content?
Stream went down.
Does this count as a strike against his account? Is this retard going to get himself kicked off youtube? The tits were so blatant it may have just been AI. Do they have AI screening livestreams?
Lowtax is planning to start a new website called Internet Dropouts, dedicated to and for people who hate how the internet is now. He's working on the site. Based on a WHOIS it's owned by Something Awful LLC. He's not going to start a forum on the site yet; he wants to build a fanbase first. Arguing will be bannable; only mockery will be allowed.
He is essentially wanting to create another version of Kiwifarms but in his likeness and image. My prediction is the main page will display the 404 error for the entirety of its short online existence (one month of uptime) before he gives up because he can't afford hosting.
Just give up Lowtax, you're too stupid and lazy to strike gold twice.
Literally A Bird is Literally A Babe and even as a mentally ill ex-modgoonette and 7.6/10 bird lady she is about 10 million miles outside of this insolvent, wife-beating pill head's league. I admire his audacity in reaching out to her even after she supposedly dropped out to go assist Logan with (???).
Literally A Bird is Literally A Babe and even as a mentally ill ex-modgoonette and 7.6/10 bird lady she is about 10 million miles outside of this insolvent, wife-beating pill head's league. I admire his audacity in reaching out to her even after she supposedly dropped out to go assist Logan with (???).
Gee lowtax maybe your staff would’ve been quicker to support you if you actually paid them money instead of inviting them over to pick up some dusty old sa merch while admiring your sports car and McMansion.
This jerk is one of the most entitled cows I’ve seen on this site. I’m sure he does lament the loss of his high-profile Twitter contacts, because the losers who bother to interact with him on fb don’t have anything useful to offer him. It’s no surprise no one wants to waste their time on such an ungrateful, whiny little bitch.
Literally A Bird is Literally A Babe and even as a mentally ill ex-modgoonette and 7.6/10 bird lady she is about 10 million miles outside of this insolvent, wife-beating pill head's league. I admire his audacity in reaching out to her even after she supposedly dropped out to go assist Logan with (???).
This is basic goth bitch 101, maybe that's out of reach for a goon like you. I mean of course the girl is probably used to goons thirsting over her for years and years probably giving her a massively inflated sense of self worth (though I doubt it because goon), but there's literally nothing there that's different from fucking goth girls in high school.
