Rey scrapped from Star Wars Monopoly - Due to lack of interest

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I don't think 8 year olds write like that.
 
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CowReserach Inc. said:
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I like how the child knew to stop writing with one color of marker and continue writing with the other to make the letter look like the gay f(l)ag of rainbow tolerance. But this racist didn't include the brown and black stripes, so she's probably a white supremacist who hangs monkeys on her back porch.
 
I miss the old days where if you had a complaint about a product, you mailed it in and then once it blew over promptly forget you sent the letter until you get a coupon from them in the mail.
 
I don't know anything about board games or star wars, but it is kind of weird to leave a main character from the movies out, right?
 
Bandit Keith said:
but it is kind of weird to leave a main character from the movies out
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Usually main characters of super popular worldwide-hit movies are popular and marketers don't have to decide whether or not to add them in their Monopoly branding of the intellectual property. Somehow they took the main character from the 2nd and 3rd prequel movies, and made a main character that's even less likeable in the next movie.

I don't know how but somehow Disney failed even worse than George Lucas.

I want you all to remember as well, this is a complaint about a branding of Monopoly, another excuse for people to buy the same game they've owned for 20 years, can download online versions of and play on the internet for free. It's a complaint that the endless marketing ventures and branding on every possible thing that can be sold aren't targeting the proper audience, when these marketers know who really spend money on all 20 editions of the Monopoly Star wars. And it's news now.
 
Understandable, given that they based the rules for her on the movie.

I mean moving any number without rolling, getting all properties for free and instantly discarding bad cards would already be bad enough, but literally making her piece a giant walking vagina probably was a tad much.
 
Kari Kamiya said:
I miss the old days where if you had a complaint about a product, you mailed it in and then once it blew over promptly forget you sent the letter until you get a coupon from them in the mail.
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I miss when 8 year olds would write letters to Boeing with their airplane designs and be told "like many large companies, we do not accept unsolicited ideas. Experience showed that most ideas had already been considered by our engineers and that there can be unintended consequences to simply accepting these ideas. The time, cost and risk involved in processing them, therefore, were not justified by the benefits gained.”
 
Shugo said:
I like how the child knew to stop writing with one color of marker and continue writing with the other to make the letter look like the gay f(l)ag of rainbow tolerance. But this racist didn't include the brown and black stripes, so she's probably a white supremacist who hangs monkeys on her back porch.
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LOL, they're seriously trying to push their own twisted brand of "tolerance" into the Star Wars franchise these days, due to the whole SJW thing. Donald Trump as Palpatine made me LOL though

Make Space Great Again
 
Duke Nukem said:
LOL, they're seriously trying to push their own twisted brand of "tolerance" into the Star Wars franchise these days, due to the whole SJW thing. Donald Trump as Palpatine made me LOL though

Make Space Great Again
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Pope Benedict was best Palpatine:

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One of the most comically evil-looking motherfuckers I've ever seen.
 
Morose_Obesity said:
Nobody likes a strong jaw and tiny tits?
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What man isn't aroused by a woman who can crack walnuts with a single bite?

But there's no way a kid wrote that. Who do they think they're fooling? If you say Star Wars I don't automatically think Rey and I doubt many 8 year olds give a damn about Monopoly in 2017.
 
CowReserach Inc. said:
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I don't think 8 year olds write like that.
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Let's see, proper grammar, clear writing that isn't a smudgy mess (and that's with a marker, mind you), made sure to use different markers so it looked like a rainbow (no doubt to #represent), talking about gender representation and equality at 8 years old...

No, I sincerely doubt a 8-year old wrote this
 
Every licensed Monopoly edition I've played is uninspired and the game designers don't care about the content nor try to deviate from the standard game that much

A missing pewter token is the least of their worries
 
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