💰 Grifter Reviewtechusa / Richard Masucci

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Angry Shoes said:
Would he be able to say he doesn't use weed because the med card was for a previously treated condition? Or are you banned from buying a gun if you have a card?
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If he’d just stop munching edibles he could honestly answer no (he won’t do this) and he might be fine, he could always appeal to the state police if denied. He could always just lie, especially in another state, the background check system is more hit and miss than Michael J Fox at a skeet shoot. I do not condone/recommend that, and while I’d describe myself as aggressively 2A, I feel like Dickers with a gun is mostly a danger to himself, his elderly parents, and his neglected children.
 
If Rich really goes down south to live, than why not go Mexico? Living will be much cheaper, even the weed.

He should move to Mérida and team up with the local fellow rage pig.
 
Drama Trauma said:
If Rich really goes down south to live, than why not go Mexico? Living will be much cheaper, even the weed.

He should move to Mérida and team up with the local fellow rage pig.
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Bruh, sarcasm? Mexico is a shithole, AMLO forces people to pay bills separately from Rent and the cheapest one are 7000mxn shitholes, and most minimum wage jobs only pay 35 pesos an hour, FAR BELOW American Minimum Wage, not to mention its ruled by leftist cucks (Pejezombies and Chairos), and if someone accuses you of ''harrasment'', you get thrown in ''preventive prison'' becuse ''GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT.........if we ever let you LOL'' (look what happened to Mexican Shrek), and with Shembaun being installed into power, we are even more fucked with Aids then we were when AMLO was elected.

Funny i say this after all i said before but, even a fecal lord like Rich wouldn't deserve that bad.
 
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Grim. Maybe he can get his 1000mg edibles really cheap to make up for it, like Ralph does with xannies and whiskey.
 
It's too bad I don't have much time atm.
Hopefully I don't miss dickers big meltdown.

The king felts dickers again:



If you're dickers that has to sting.
Again, imagine you spend 10 years a-logging a guy and this is the outcome.
 
Sorry for tourism, but watching the Joon video, is it me or Reviewtech is the definition of boomer? The part where he fired his editor and told him he does nothing but sit on a chair all day his peak boomer "you millennials don't actually work".
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
Sorry for tourism, but watching the Joon video, is it me or Reviewtech is the definition of boomer? The part where he fired his editor and told him he does nothing but sit on a chair all day his peak boomer "you millennials don't actually work".
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Technically Dickers isn’t a boomer or even a gen x, he’s a millennial lol. He does have boomer mentality and tech skills though, otherwise he’s just really fat and old looking. And useless, entitled, a shitty dad, a shitty husband, a shitty son, a shitty content creator, lazy stoner, retard faoogt that just absolutely must spread his shitty liberal politics to a red state etc. God, I fucking hate him so much it’s unreal.

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Dickers:
You are NOT in fact better than DSP. Phil is somehow a more functional human being and content creator, you should seek Canadian healthcare immediately. Stop streaming and go take care of your blind daughter, stop making your elderly parents do it.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
If Rich really goes down south to live, than why not go Mexico? Living will be much cheaper, even the weed.

He should move to Mérida and team up with the local fellow rage pig.
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They should team up; it would be funny to see Ralph and Rich try to go against the Kino Casino. What could go wrong? It would be cool to see Dickers in Mexico, but I doubt he would even move states at this point.

Pros:
Low rent, low prices, His excuse for not seeing his kids would be more convincing, Desperate Mexican whores
Cons:
None whatsoever

wtfNeedSignUp said:
Sorry for tourism, but watching the Joon video, is it me or Reviewtech is the definition of boomer? The part where he fired his editor and told him he does nothing but sit on a chair all day his peak boomer "you millennials don't actually work".
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I think he's the definition of a lazy millennial. He thinks he's too good to do any kind of manual job, is terminally online, and wants a bailout. He fired Jay for reasons that Joon did not mention. When Rich was in the hospital whit Blindrella, Jay took over the show, and it was an improvement. When Rich returned, he didn't want to share Jay's part of the super chats when he was solo. I think Dickers got jealous and came up with an excuse to get rid of him.

RuPaul’s Drag Racist said:
I don’t even know what he needs a gun for, “muh doxxing”?
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He's paranoid because of all the weed; that's why he self-reported on the Dropbox incident.

Synechdoche said:
It's too bad I don't have much time atm.
Hopefully I don't miss dickers big meltdown.

The king felts dickers again:

Power Outages CAN'T STOP THE KING! Momentum Continues! The Level 1 Podcast Ep. 410： Aug. 18, ...webm

If you're dickers that has to sting.
Again, imagine you spend 10 years a-logging a guy and this is the outcome.
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HAHAHA, SUFFAH DICKERS

You know that every view on Joon's videos, all the reaction videos, and all the new ReviewTech lore videos are just like needles under his fingernails to him.
Almost 800K.

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HarrySachz said:
They should team up; it would be funny to see Ralph and Rich try to go against the Kino Casino. What could go wrong? It would be cool to see Dickers in Mexico, but I doubt he would even move states at this point.
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I would pay to see Ralph and Rich form their own version of the odd couple dodging child support south of the border but let’s be honest, Ralph would just end up bullying him into submission. Dickers moving to Mexico would also be funny because he already doesn’t review any tech, USA is the only accurate part of his moniker now. He can be ReviewEdiblesMexico.
 
Post-Documentary state of Dickers.

He has done two streams since the doc react. Still obsessed with Phil, to try and help himself feel better.

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These two streams are not well received. Almost ratio'ed.

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Top comments on both streams are shitting on him.

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Examples of the intellect from ReviewTechUSA fans in 2024:

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Still bleeding subscribers on RTU Streams channel. Main channel lost 10,000 subs for June 2024, and has no sub activity since then.

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There may not be anymore "explosive" updates, but there's nothing more to be done about this guy. The documentary has almost 800K views, he can't show his face anywhere online without getting almost universally shit on, and his main 1M sub channel is dead - I'm personally looking forward to when the main channel eventually loses 10K more subscribers three more times to put him under 1M. Lol

R.I.P Dickers. Nobody loves you.
 
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So I watched this:

This first video was pretty good. It does go more in depth than the Joon video on certain topics. My only complaints are the random irrelevant footage being distracting, him using current day footage of Rich talking when discussing very old sagas (but to be fair, Joon also did that sometimes, but not nearly as much) which made parts confusing, the music being way too loud to the point where I can't hear certain parts, and this being more of a "take down" video than an actual documentary. But all in all, good.

And also, this horrible Lolcow Live react video:

Man, this is the first time I've ever watched a "Lolcow Live" segment by itself, or even Keemstar by himself in a very long time, because as a general rule I do not like the guy. I am baffled that even though this guy was so heavily involved in many of the drama sagas around Rich, he somehow doesn't remember fucking anything about any of it? I was clearly just an audience member to a lot of this a long time ago, but I remember all of these very clearly, yet this guy doesn't when he was a big part of it. Seriously, the parts where Keem comes up, he doesn't remember any of them. Plus you'd think a guy that runs a show about Lolcows would give better takes on these topics, and I was hoping for some additional insight since Keem has so much history with Rich, but it never comes. Trash react.

Also, he's clearly upset that the "DSP Redemption arc" is happening. After what all happened on the Sidescrollers "interview", that's hardly a surprise. The DSP "King" timeline is excellent, and funny, but most of all - fresh material. But in this video he brings up the WWE Champions for the 1000th time, as if it's still 2020 when that thread was blowing up.

DSP alogs seriously need to get new material. Treating DSP as an ironic king is the new era, they need to catch up.

As for Dickers, this new DSP arc clearly upsets him too, and that makes it much funnier. He seems to be trying to "embrace the meme" with DSP being a king, but he still fails at that too due to him being a salty faggot that DSP is somehow more successful than he is. It's only a matter of time until he drops off the face of the Earth with no new streams with no announcement of any retirement or departure, he just quits without a word.
 
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Man watching the Kino Casino archives of dickers felting, it's amazing to me how he's so retarded, dysfunctional, lazy, and slimy that he makes DarkSydePhil look like a professional stream host in comparison. If he really does end up reamed over debt if he needs to sell his parents house from under them I'd say that Keem's fat retard podcast may be the only lifeline he has left. All he'd have to do is show up high out of his mind to be the butt of the joke and make every other fat retard look better by comparison.
 
New stream yesterday. Phil again.
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All the streams since documentary. ALL Phil.
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Dickers needs to get over his obsession with this man, admit he's gay (no straight man is this obsessed with gay jokes), and get help. Or just kill himself. Whichever requires the least effort for this lazy emotional blob.

Some comments on the latest one. RTU fans are really intelligent. Of course, these comments are at the bottom of the comment section because they are the most disliked.
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