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I play viola (pretty good imho)
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But then who was phone?
My husband is significantly older then me, people assume he must be rich but I make more money then him. He's just an super awesome person.
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I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say that a person who does this is an idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta and respect my right to paste unfunny copypasta in chat. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I own a 1960s Porsche.
(not a good Porsche, but I still own one.)
(not a good Porsche, but I still own one.)
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This isn't even my favorite color.
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What is your favorite color? :V
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My bookcase once collapsed under the weight of my book collection.
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I'm not actually a faggot.
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My mom let me eat two weiners.
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I was called "Abraham Lincoln" a lot in school. You guys are kind of keeping the legacy alive (or undead?)
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Were you really tall with a neckbeard?
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along with a certain Smith, i am one of a few people that have been forced to use an E-tool to lethal effect.
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No shit.
I´m extremely ticklish, like I will scream bloody murder and you will die a very slow and very painful death ticklish if you try this shit to me. I am confident with my body and all that, and if I get some heads up upfront I can suppress it most of the times and probably only giggle my ass off, but try to surprise me and you die. Once upon a time a co-worker thought it might be funny to surprise tickle me, knowing that I´m not reacting well to it. We both a nice talk with our supervisor afterwards.
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Complaining to your supervisor at work about something your coworker did is a pure bitch move.No shit.
I´m extremely ticklish, like I will scream bloody murder and you will die a very slow and very painful death ticklish if you try this shit to me. I am confident with my body and all that, and if I get some heads up upfront I can suppress it most of the times and probably only giggle my ass off, but try to surprise me and you die. Once upon a time a co-worker thought it might be funny to surprise tickle me, knowing that I´m not reacting well to it. We both a nice talk with our supervisor afterwards.