Restroom emergency

[N Space]

What do you do if you shit in a public restroom but you realize there's no toilet paper?

 

[OrionBalls]

Reach into your purse for some tissues, duh!

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Reach into your purse for some tissues, duh!

Women's purses are like black holes I refuse to interact with them.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

I, like most other rational people, just grab a handful of shit and smear it all over the walls. Then, I go an violently assault white children because muh systematic racisms.

 

[Pruto]

Listen carefully, and don't panic, wait until everyone's left and slowly crawl away from below the stall like a spider, continue walking on all fours, pantless until you reach the sinks, crawl over them and position yourself in between the walls and/or the doors and prepare to pounce onto the first unlucky bastard who enters the restrooms, once you finish them off carry them with your mouth and crawl back inside the stall, you'll have enough material for substinence for at least a week and you can always repeat the process.

 

[Rozzy]

I found the answer in another thread.

I'm currently sitting on the toilet and just realized there is no toilet paper (or Kleenex, or paper towels) in my house.

Use a sock then trow it away,