I mean the Paul WS movies were shit, but I'd argue that they come close to being so bad they're good. I cannot say the same for Welcome to Racoon City or the Netflix series, as both of them were atrocious.
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I am very easy to please, so you have to work to piss me off.
Besides Re isn't exactly a serious horror franchise. I came for funny stupid shit with people shooting zombies.
The occasional bouts of actual quality are a nice bonus.
I think someone around here had a post saying that was the plan if they ever lost the rights. Just keep her and do whatever.
I could not disagree more. I think welcome to racoon is a perfect time capsule of an early 2000's horror movie brought to life. It this was what we got back in 2002 everybody would have loved it.
I understand the netflix series more, but that still had some genuinely wonderfully terrible scenes.
If you can get past the first episode it gets better.
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RE6's main problem is there's too much of it; so it drags on and its flaws become more apparent with every passing hour. Chris having PTSD/Amnesia, homegirl being genetically rewired to be an Ada clone because a politician is that hot for her, and an assortment of other shit; way too much shit, especially dumb shit crammed into one title, and it doesn't fucking end. The five chapters per 1 character set is long enough for a conventional game your first time through, but you have 4 character sets to get the entire game. I don't say this about too many games, but there is a point where there's so much it becomes a problem, and the problem is more noticeable if it's not good, which RE6 is.
I feel genuinely sorry for you for thinking this way. You consider it a "perfect" time capsule when even as an actual horror movie, it's no different from any other disposable horror movie. I bet you're one of those faggots who think Happy Death Day is a good movie.
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I think my problem is I dont really watch horror movies.
We have a general horror movie thread here on the Farms. We discuss a lot of horror shit that even the jaded ones will recommend you any underrated horror movie.
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Ive seen plenty of gorery movies, but my thing is I have a lopsided tendency to want to follow guys with guns fighting paranormal or fucked up human threats. Or something more military
I generally dont like following some poor bastard who has no chance of survival or a bunch of dumbass teenagers in the woods.
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IKR? They could have paired Leon with Sherry as the key to everything and have that game be the Tyrant levels while Chris and Piers do their CoD with the J'avo thing and the story would probably be more coherent. Also, Ada as the actual villain instead of, I dunno, bukkake'd Ada.
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It doesn't help how there's also a wide assortment of areas in each campaign; Leon goes from a school/city to an underground crypt to China, Chris goes from old warehouses to Eastern Europe to China, to an Aircraft Carrier, to a Harrier segment, to an underwater base, and Jake goes from Eastern Europe to a snowfield, to China, and the Underwater base. I remember finally getting through Jake/Sherry's campaign and thinking, "Fucking finally." Oh surprise! Ada has her own campaign! MOTHERFUCKER!!!! And that bitch goes from a crashed sub, to China, to a fucking Aircraft Carrier. I get they need shit to be intertwined with each other, but it's all over the fucking place.
I think the other problem is, the action never stops, and action is the only tension. There's never a "slow and steady, stay quiet" nervous tension; it's always a THIS SHIT WANTS TO KILL YOU! SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT! I got fucking burned out on shooting shit across
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Even worse, the beginning of Leon's campaign started off slow, and then stopped. Maybe it would have worked better if the zombies were both bullet and melee sponges, so the goal for Leon's campaign was to reach the exit instead of clearing out the field. The most objective problem is that the stealth segments of this game weren't even half-baked even though it would make sense in an ammo conservation sense. Well, lesson learned for the Remakes, I guess.
The stealth sections exist as self contained puzzles. Theres only 3 in the whole game and failing them spawns very tanky enemies. Ammo conservation is irrelevant in a game that allows you to kill without spending a bullet anyway. Its not a survival horror game and its not trying to be. That said the genre shift gimmick sections happen a bit too often for my liking especially because of how jank some are, a lot of them break over netplay, car speed in the tandem chases is tied to ping making it impossible sometimes. Most are functional but way too simple. But they're there for variety not to tie into the the core gameplay. Im impressed by how many one off control schemes there are but can't say many are fun.
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Well, we have a lot of that. Just any subgenre of horror we typically discuss
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Apocalypse is the closest thing they had to the actual events of one of the games and is the only one that felt watchable.
Sienna visually was a perfect Jill for on screen.
That's because Apocalypse was from a different director. Extinction was also directed by a different person, but it was sorta retconned. But yes, Apocalypse was entertaining.
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Separate ways is releasing in a week and is free.
Even if it turns out to be bad, at least money wasn’t spent on it.
Edit: it’s not free. In a retard moment I looked at the trailer and thought separate ways was free. It’s the mercenaries update with Ada and Wesker that’s free.
Edit: it’s not free. In a retard moment I looked at the trailer and thought separate ways was free. It’s the mercenaries update with Ada and Wesker that’s free.
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God her VA is so fucking bad.
Being free is good and all so I won't whine too much. But if this doesn't include the other Verdugo after the relentless posts hoping that it's in it and not have it would be retarded, even for Capcom.
I assume she won't even interact with Krauser since these devs didn't even play the original since they had zero screentime in the main game.
Being free is good and all so I won't whine too much. But if this doesn't include the other Verdugo after the relentless posts hoping that it's in it and not have it would be retarded, even for Capcom.
I assume she won't even interact with Krauser since these devs didn't even play the original since they had zero screentime in the main game.
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If U-3 is in it I will feel complete. But capcom is known for cutting content, so I won’t even hope.
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But isn't U-3 now just Verdugo? It would be "Pesanta" based on that one Castle file. And that refers to a dog, so I assume it won't look like the regular Verdugo at all. They went out of their way to make the two Verdugos distinct, to the point they're given different names.
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about fucking time.
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A Serbian film is a very tame horror movie set in the idyllic suburbia of Serbia. It's best to go in blind as possible, as it has some really good plot twists. It's also not a huge bloodbath. Solid 10/10.
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