Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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This better be for online, but even then....


Ah, imagine RE games on the FOX engine or something similar to the FOX engine. I can only dream.
I liked the Fox engine in GZ but it looked watered down in TPP.

I got out of water hall after like ten attempts and got to chapter 9 the maze in one go but it was scuffed as fucked. I fucked up the lantern room with the chandeliers.

The RNG of water hall is awful and Ashley’s AI makes me want to self mutilate. I have like no ammo so I'm hoping I can get out of the maze with hardly shooting anything. The rarity of shotgun shells is really annoying. I would rather they nerf the shotgun but give us more shells.
 
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DSP beat it last night, and finally caught a part with Ada... ... ... what the fuck is up with her VA? I'm not gonna go harass anyone, but fucking hell, that lady sounded fucking disinterested in everything.

i find speedrunning to be a very joyless thing these days but that scope glitch people are using is such bullshit that it makes watching any runs eye-rollingly bad. that's okay, but using charms is banned. lol. elden ring speedruns were made completely gay by everyone doing some kind of zip warping with a shield and beating the game in 5 minutes or less. what i mean by the 'scope glitch' is, in the video Wesker linked (12 skips to know), he uses it only once during the chapter 5 skip to avoid having Ashley follow. this can be used to bypass basically every locked door in the game, including the one before the whole wrecking ball sequence, as well as the insta-death turrets on the island.
I find sped-running to be a detriment, because once something gets figured out and perpetuated throughout the game community; a lot of their shit gets taken as gospel/one true way. It leads to what I call "the incompetent elite," and while this is mainly a Twitch/YouTube problem, it halts a lot of experimentation or alternative ways to play; see also MMO raiders and RTS ladder players, they crunch the numbers, find the most optimum way because this is what the numbers say, and even if they're not wrong, communities start enforcing cookie-cutter shit, even outside of their desired top 1% area. And the problem being, despite not being in the top 1%, they'll defend what others say, and talk shit on you, even if you out perform them. It's not sped-running's fault, but it facilitates the problem in its own way.
 
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DSP beat it last night, and finally caught a part with Ada... ... ... what the fuck is up with her VA? I'm not gonna go harass anyone, but fucking hell, that lady sounded fucking disinterested in everything.
Idiot chink that can't act because she just blames her lack of talent on the white man.
Typical Capcom DLC faggotry. I don't really care if it doesn't intrude on playing the game normally. They've always had cheats and quick unlocks as DLC anyway for lazy people.
 
so mercenary mode is out





Leon seems to be the same as the original only now with semi-sniper rifle but man, did they buff both Kruser and Hunk up! Krusher bow pretty much one shoots multiple enemies now that it explodes and his Knife has no durability AND got some sick knife combos with it. his transformation is straight out of prototype and can combo even bosses to death. Hunk got the SMG and shreds enemies like cheese with granade as a back-up. Neck snapping as usual is just as OP as the original and his super gives him unlimited ammo for a short time. oh yes, everyone got their own super bar which they can fill with different effects.

Loius seems to have gotten the short end of the stick. Red 9, bolt action rifle and some extra meds. can plant bombs as his super. really underpowered compered the the rest of the cast.

looks alot more fun a chaotic compered to the original. getting that S++ rank will be such a pain with some of the characters lol
 
krauser bros winning as always :evil:

HE FLEXED AND THE SLEEVES TORE OFF!
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I just got to chapter 9. I did what I wanted and went from 8 to 10 with no saves since I had to get back on track with one save a chapter since I did two on one. The maze wasn't hard, but the knights room I thought I was going to lose the run since the one has a parasite on back of his head and it was a pain to get it. Took all my rifle rounds.

I can't get door skips to work for the life of me. I'm at a little over three hours. I hope I have enough time to finish it.
 
I just got to chapter 9. I did what I wanted and went from 8 to 10 with no saves since I had to get back on track with one save a chapter since I did two on one. The maze wasn't hard, but the knights room I thought I was going to lose the run since the one has a parasite on back of his head and it was a pain to get it. Took all my rifle rounds.

I can't get door skips to work for the life of me. I'm at a little over three hours. I hope I have enough time to finish it.
you're playing the console version right? I've read is much more harder just because of the controller.
 
you're playing the console version right? I've read is much more harder just because of the controller.
Yeah. And it fucking eats inputs.

I just saved right before the first Krauser fight in the mines. So I went from chapter 7 to right before 12. I used an RPG to blow up the dynamite wall and holy shit, they want 160,000 per RPG. I cheesed Verdugo and didn't kill him. You run to the elevator, do the rifle scope clip in the wall thing at the elevator gate, and he'll either not be able to detect you there or you're invincible. You just need to wait three and a half minutes. There's so much RNG with the two El Gigantes. I had no idea the first one runs off of it to avoid the pit. You definitely need a flash before going in there to stun it somewhere on the platform, and you need to be throwing it with yourself almost right on top of the console because the stun fades extremely fast so you need to be pulling the switch within a second of the flashbang going off.

I'm at like 3:50 right now. I hope I have enough time. I do have two skips on Island that should be a lock that'll save five and ten minutes a piece.
 
I will say making speed running an essential part of getting a high score in RE4 of all things was the most braindead decision fucking ever. Especially with enemies eating bullets on professional like they're made of graham crackers and not hot lead.

It's a game about shooting niggers and styling on them with sick kicks. Not running really fast.
 
I will say making speed running an essential part of getting a high score in RE4 of all things was the most braindead decision fucking ever. Especially with enemies eating bullets on professional like they're made of graham crackers and not hot lead.

It's a game about shooting niggers and styling on them with sick kicks. Not running really fast.
Yeah I hate this S+ run. The amount of RNG bullshit has gotta be worse than any game in the series by a huge margin. It might be the hardest game of the series in all honesty. It's a really good game but holy shit does it have a laundry list of stupid decisions.

I'm sick of the game eating inputs. I got hit by one of the Gigantes, hit circle to evade and he didn't trigger the animation.
 
mercs dropped at midnight and it's sick. just what i wanted out of it, but music could be punchier. good update, but sad there doesn't appear to be unlockables so far - no new challenges anyway. Luis' melee is a shoulder check and a pipe swing lol.

edit 1: holy fuck Krauser with the dashing. i cannot believe capcom gave us this gift.
edit 2: holy fuck, HUNK's theme being a remix of Looming Dread from RE2remake is kick-ass.
 
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First try so I'm guessing 1 million points doesn't matter much
i just finished S++'ing everything with everyone available and there's nothing special to gain. the mode is purely for personal enjoyment at the moment. maybe in the future when we get Wesker & Ada there'll be unlocks and the grade will matter. it's overall pretty easy. exactly the kind of pace and fun i want to have with Mercenaries. it's also awesome that they upped the critical hit rate & break rate (enemies getting torn apart) in the mode. all that's missing is co-op, because honestly this is a hell lot more fun than RE5 or RE6 Mercs, where most of the maps sucked and there was too much collecting to do before you could just enjoy the gameplay.

alas, co-op's not going to manifest in re4make.

maybe re5make. :optimistic:

edit: oh, apparently they changed the unlock condition for the handcannon with Mercenaries. now all you need to do is get S ranks on stages or something. they'll also be adding No Mercy mode in the future along with, as we've seen, alternate costumes for characters (like Leon Mafia).
 
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I’m more interested in playing as Hunk and Krauser. I’ve had my fill of Leon from the main game and Luis I really don’t have an interest in. It’s gonna be great when they add Wesker.
 
Holy fuck. They did not have to go so hard on Krasuer being fun. I can't wait for someone to mod the story to have him playable.
 
Did they patched the garrador skip with the scope at the door? It seems to be 10 times harder to land now.
 
Punisher or Blacktail pistol for a Professional run? The Blacktail served me well in Standard, but this is a different ball game entirely, Jesus.
 
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