Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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i find speedrunning to be a very joyless thing these days but that scope glitch people are using is such bullshit that it makes watching any runs eye-rollingly bad. that's okay, but using charms is banned. lol. elden ring speedruns were made completely gay by everyone doing some kind of zip warping with a shield and beating the game in 5 minutes or less. what i mean by the 'scope glitch' is, in the video Wesker linked (12 skips to know), he uses it only once during the chapter 5 skip to avoid having Ashley follow. this can be used to bypass basically every locked door in the game, including the one before the whole wrecking ball sequence, as well as the insta-death turrets on the island.
After I get done S+, I'll go back to slow casual runs. I like watching speedruns, but it's case sensitive. I like retro games like PS1 and seeing how they can be manipulated. MGS1 is busted all to hell. There isn't anything I'm aware of in the old RE games beyond getting Nemesis hung up on walls.
 
Well, I finished 3make a few days ago. I think I've been spoiled by games like 6 that felt longer. The number of areas felt short and the only real redeeming quality it had was Nicholai. RE4R gameplay looks pretty interesting, but I'll be waiting for it to go on sale.
 
Well, I finished 3make a few days ago. I think I've been spoiled by games like 6 that felt longer. The number of areas felt short and the only real redeeming quality it had was Nicholai. RE4R gameplay looks pretty interesting, but I'll be waiting for it to go on sale.
It's pretty accepted that 3make is a phoned in shameless cash grab.
 
After I get done S+, I'll go back to slow casual runs. I like watching speedruns, but it's case sensitive. I like retro games like PS1 and seeing how they can be manipulated. MGS1 is busted all to hell. There isn't anything I'm aware of in the old RE games beyond getting Nemesis hung up on walls.
my personal favorite speedrun of all time is Dark Forces II. this is a 12- (going on 13-)year old run and it was only like 3 years ago that someone managed to shave a minute off this. this game is hilarious by default but the speedrun really emphasizes the word "speedrun".
 
holy shit i only passed the house because i reloaded a previous save and saved my ammo for the fight (i will never doubt the bolt thrower again)
 
So apparently Lily Gao, Nu-Ada's VA‌, has been "harassed" off Instagram.

An example of said harassment.
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Mind you, people on Twitter have defended her shit acting by saying "if you don't like it, you're an incel" & now they have more fuel.
I thought she was a California twat, and I'm still probably right. How is it that actresses have forgotten how to sound sexy?
 
At least Capcom knows not to hire based on who has the most squinted eyes next time.
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@Wesker
to add onto your gripes about Professional, there's one extra shitty aspect to it that i didn't notice until i played it a second time on a lark, and that is you get less i-frames. when performing a melee attack, if you aren't close enough there's a "get in close" animation that Leon will do. on all difficulties aside from Professional, you have i-frames doing that. i never noticed when going for the unlocks because the "can only perfect parry" bullshit made me choose to play very specifically (and in an unfun way). i learned this from two instances where i went to kick a parasite and Leon stumbled for no reason and the other when a cultist shoved me out of meleeing another right next to him.
 
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You should see the responses to this guy on Twitter. Most of the responses are people rightly calling him a bitchy faggot over his complaints, and with many calling out his simping of Lady Dimetrescu. Even Dimitri Monroe is shitting on him.

However, occasionally, you get the usual types actually agreeing with this asshat, saying stupid shit like "What's the point of these mods? The original faces were fine", or, my personal favorites "The people who made these mods have never seen a real woman before!" What these morons fail to realize is that these mods, as pointed out by Dimitri, just change the faces of the characters to better resemble their original mo-cap actresses!

No wokeness that I can see other than having Ada show no skin and changing Ashley to wearing shorts than a skirt.
The biggest source of wokeness I see aside from the needless costume changes is the aforementioned faces. Just like in RE2r with Claire, Capcom once again went out of their way to make the in-game character models look uglier than the face models they used. Just compare Ashley's face model in real life to what she looks like in game. In real life, she looks like someone who could pass for a college co-ed (I mean, she technically is since she's only 23). In-game, she looks like she's in her 30s or even early 40s.

I agree with everything you said but this is easily my biggest contention. No joke. Her acting, coupled with that cunty voice, is so terrible that I've changed the language on my second playthrough. Everyone else is okay, if passing, but she makes me furious.
Made worse by the apparent word on the street that her actress was only chosen because of the fact that she's Asian. Ada's RE2r actress was at least passable. But Capcom won't truly correct this injustice till they bring back Sally Cahill.

I thought she was a California twat
Her actress is a Canadian of Chinese descent.
 
holy shit i only passed the house because i reloaded a previous save and saved my ammo for the fight (i will never doubt the bolt thrower again)
The thrower is under rated, imo. Not much use in the bigger battles - although mines are nice and cheap crowd control - but the ammunition I've saved between set pieces has been a literal life saver.
 
Made worse by the apparent word on the street that her actress was only chosen because of the fact that she's Asian. Ada's RE2r actress was at least passable. But Capcom won't truly correct this injustice till they bring back Sally Cahill.
My gut told me that's why she was cast as Ada in this game.

But god man, she is truly fucking terrible. Really felt like she was just reading lines off a page instead of, you know, doing any kind of voice acting whatsoever. I don't mind the initial lack of Separate Ways/Assignment Ada just because I couldn't stand hearing that chick talk.

I miss Sally Cahills performance since she really brought a nice sultry edge to Ada. Really fitting for an enigmatic femme fatale like her. But Gao is just so fucking flat and boring. Next time they should try hiring someone who can actually voice act.
 
I'm gonna go against the grain a little here and say I think I prefer the new Leon to old Youre Right Hand. He hates the job, he's clearly suffering PTSD, he was press ganged into working for a government that couldn't even be fucked to give him therapy, yet despite all that he's absolutely, utterly dedicated to ensuring other people won't suffer the way he has. The quieter moments between him and Ashley, especially the "it's OK to be afraid, you just can't keep running" exchange for example, are weirdly endearing.

Camp is good, camp is great, but I appreciate this direction as well.
 
Only real complaint after the dust has settled apart from some very questionable VA is that Leon's stagger animation after being grabbed needs I frames. Because right now you can be chain grabbed instantly, one after another especially on higher difficulty runs when you're being swarmed.
 
@Wesker
to add onto your gripes about Professional, there's one extra shitty aspect to it that i didn't notice until i played it a second time on a lark, and that is you get less i-frames. when performing a melee attack, if you aren't close enough there's a "get in close" animation that Leon will do. on all difficulties aside from Professional, you have i-frames doing that. i never noticed when going for the unlocks because the "can only perfect parry" bullshit made me choose to play very specifically (and in an unfun way). i learned this from two instances where i went to kick a parasite and Leon stumbled for no reason and the other when a cultist shoved me out of meleeing another right next to him.
I keep forgetting parry is even in a thing unless there's a prompt. The only thing I noticed gets less I frames is going up ladders. Unless you're in the middle of the ladder, they'll knock you down. Although with Mendez it seems like the ladder gives you full I frames, as does jumping down from a ledge.
holy shit i only passed the house because i reloaded a previous save and saved my ammo for the fight (i will never doubt the bolt thrower again)
You can cheese El Gigante, the Bella Sisters, and Mendez as far as I know with laying mines before the fight starts and end it in seconds. Although the power has to be level 3 or so.
 
9.5/10 game. Really loved the Punisher on my hardcore run. I'll probably try maxing out every other handgun besides the red9 since I used it so much in the original.

Kinda felt bad for Ada's new VA but I don't anymore after her privilege post. Seriously, how was her performance allowed in the finished product?
 
Kinda felt bad for Ada's new VA but I don't anymore after her privilege post. Seriously, how was her performance allowed in the finished product?
I just read what she deleted.

It's somehow White people's fault this chinksect can't act.
 
Well, I finished 3make a few days ago. I think I've been spoiled by games like 6 that felt longer. The number of areas felt short and the only real redeeming quality it had was Nicholai. RE4R gameplay looks pretty interesting, but I'll be waiting for it to go on sale.
RE3make is short by Resident Evil standards, because they cut half the fucking original out. Resident Evils average about 6-10 hours usually but RE3 can be easily beaten in 2 to 3 casually.

If you're worried about length the other games will undoubtedly take you longer.
I just read what she deleted.

It's somehow White people's fault this chinksect can't act.
Truly white people are the evilest beings. Their evil Caucasoid aura corrupts all it touches, including the ping Pong Ching Chong acting energies a strong china woman need to act real real good
 
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