Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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Man, the best part of RE5 was the very opening where you see a guy getting beating half to death in the street by several guys and you just pretend nothing's happening. Just your typical African street tour, I guess.
 
I hope they dont nerf Sheva like they have with every other MC, only reason anyone remembers her is because her stupid AI and being hot.
I sometimes wonder if I played a different game than everyone else. Outside of her being extra willing to heal over anything, I didn't have much of an issue with her AI. I gave her the SVD, she holds onto whatever I don't want at the moment, and she spends time popping heads.
 
I sometimes wonder if I played a different game than everyone else. Outside of her being extra willing to heal over anything, I didn't have much of an issue with her AI. I gave her the SVD, she holds onto whatever I don't want at the moment, and she spends time popping heads.
I actually never played the game without someone else, so I have no real idea how good/bad the AI is.
 
I actually never played the game without someone else, so I have no real idea how good/bad the AI is.
I'll admit it has problems, but a majority of those problems are either the big enemies that take a lot of damage or which weapons you give them. Gave her a sniper rifle and didn't have too many problems.
 
the ai in re5 is fine as long as you give them the power weapons and don't make the mistake of thinking they'll meaningfully cooperate with you. armed with magnums and sniper rifles, they'll aimbot everything and get instant kills. this still annoys the piss out of me though because i'm an omega tryhard at re5 and get autistically upset when i'm about to melee something and it gets shot just before i do.
 
I can't blame them for only showing us during the Beta. Autists who send death threats are scum.
That and Betas were ruined by AAA companies using "beta" as time limited demos, and "early access" tainting the dev cycle is like. I've read a few times that a beta is just "to stress test the servers" and nothing else.

I actually never played the game without someone else, so I have no real idea how good/bad the AI is.
I'm jealous. The co-op in RE5 is fantastic, but no one will play it these days.

Like @Kheapathic I didn't have much problem with the AI. They do well with either a handgun or a smg because they have amazing trigger discipline. I also give her my healing items because she's usually good about using them. The only real problem I run into with the AI is when they keep picking up land mines I place, and a few boss fights that require co-ordination like the boss where you have to use the flamethrower.

One of the big things that effects the AI is that you can tell them go follow you or go agressive. When people complain about her taking pot shots at a boss, that's usually because they set her to passive and never change it.
 
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Man, the best part of RE5 was the very opening where you see a guy getting beating half to death in the street by several guys and you just pretend nothing's happening. Just your typical African street tour, I guess.
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I beat the original RE4 recently and it still holds up and nothing feels dated beyond nitpicks. Although, the Island is clearly ass and 5-4 is fucking horrendous. The entire Krauser boss fight is probably the best boss in the game. I like how it's quick encounters and then you go head to head with his transformed state and it's completely broken with the knife.

I started up a game of RE5 today. It's clearly a step down but the gameplay is smoother. The aiming feels more responsive for sure and at the time I didn't, but I like beefcake gigachad Chris and I never was a Chris guy. Him getting slimmed down immediately in RE6 and just making him a dumb angry drunk was a huge mistake. Him being buff was the only unique thing about him since he has a NPC generic soldier personality as far back as RE1. Leon was just the rookie that no one listened to and became a smart ass super agent with one liners for days.
 
I sometimes wonder if I played a different game than everyone else. Outside of her being extra willing to heal over anything, I didn't have much of an issue with her AI. I gave her the SVD, she holds onto whatever I don't want at the moment, and she spends time popping heads.
I felt the same way when i went to play re4 and heard so much about how ashley was the worst thing and how having her around was horrendous and then i played and she only died two times,first when i tossed a grenade at her and second during the castle segment where she was taken while i was busy with the cultists.
 
I felt the same way when i went to play re4 and heard so much about how ashley was the worst thing and how having her around was horrendous and then i played and she only died two times,first when i tossed a grenade at her and second during the castle segment where she was taken while i was busy with the cultists.
Ashley's only annoying, and not much of a liability outside of a few places; and even then, once you know what's going to happen, you can formulate a plan. Is it annoying being an escort quest about 40% to 50% of the game, yes; but it's not entirely bad with some tactical sense (or dying and learning). Most of the heavy combat places she's not with you, or forced into hiding, so there's only a few places where having her around can be a pain in the ass.
 
I'm kind of over remakes, I didn't even really want an RE4 remake and I for sure don't want 5 or 6. Make RE9 and pour the same effort into it, time to move on, leave the first person perspective and Winters behind if you want I don't care. Just push forward. I liked how 7 was moving towards a more self-contained series of games, it'd be a shame to abandon it in favor of more bullshit continuity.

I'm thinking RE9 will wind up being some kind of Jill game, because there's no way they added anti-aging bullshit to her in that movie to just push her back into the closet.
 
I'm kind of over remakes, I didn't even really want an RE4 remake and I for sure don't want 5 or 6. Make RE9 and pour the same effort into it, time to move on, leave the first person perspective and Winters behind if you want I don't care. Just push forward. I liked how 7 was moving towards a more self-contained series of games, it'd be a shame to abandon it in favor of more bullshit continuity.

I'm thinking RE9 will wind up being some kind of Jill game, because there's no way they added anti-aging bullshit to her in that movie to just push her back into the closet.
I didn't bother with the RE8: OnlyFans Titty Goth. But I'm willing to give RE9 a chance if they get away from the shitty RE Engine and stop face scanning.
 
I didn't bother with the RE8: OnlyFans Titty Goth. But I'm willing to give RE9 a chance if they get away from the shitty RE Engine and stop face scanning.
Other games have used face scanning and had it be fine, it seems like it's literally just the RE engine or Capcom's bizarre unwillingness to tweak the models.
 
The actors don't even look that bad, something about the way they get added to the game looks bizarre and uncanny, everyone gets hit with autism face.
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I felt the same way when i went to play re4 and heard so much about how ashley was the worst thing and how having her around was horrendous and then i played and she only died two times,first when i tossed a grenade at her and second during the castle segment where she was taken while i was busy with the cultists.
Every major encounter (besides the water room) has some sort of dumpster or safe area where you can leave Ashley. The "Ashley is sooo annoying and badly designed" is a reddit tier cuck argument. Fuck, even my stupid 15 year old brain could figure out how to manage Ashley by the second half of the game.
 
The actors don't even look that bad, something about the way they get added to the game looks bizarre and uncanny, everyone gets hit with autism face.
I'd say it's in part the same ugly-fying they did in Mass Effect Andromeda.

I'm thinking RE9 will wind up being some kind of Jill game, because there's no way they added anti-aging bullshit to her in that movie to just push her back into the closet.
I can see them going one of two directions, both will piss off fans in some way.

1. They keep going woke, making more bland, safe games with the same mechanics. There's still Code Veronica, Revelations, and Outbreak to fuck up yet if they don't want to touch the hot potato that is RE5. Basically leaning on the RE2make formula with consistently dwindling sales. The woke people advising them will point to the failure of Callisto Protocol and pull the same "horror games just don't sell anymore" bullshit were saw during the 360 era.

2. They lean into the coomerism with the success of RE8, and the legacy cast will be retired to cameos and spin off games. The games will become more action focused by degrees. If this happens, I predict there will be a split in the fanbase similar to what happened with RE4.
 
Every major encounter (besides the water room) has some sort of dumpster or safe area where you can leave Ashley. The "Ashley is sooo annoying and badly designed" is a reddit tier cuck argument. Fuck, even my stupid 15 year old brain could figure out how to manage Ashley by the second half of the game.
It’s old, but….

Oh, and just cause.
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Every major encounter (besides the water room) has some sort of dumpster or safe area where you can leave Ashley. The "Ashley is sooo annoying and badly designed" is a reddit tier cuck argument. Fuck, even my stupid 15 year old brain could figure out how to manage Ashley by the second half of the game.
Once you realize that if you run too far from her she'll just go idle and stay still, she's not a problem whatsoever. I never understood why she's ragged on so much. But this is the same crowd that thinks Mr. X should be patched out of 2make. She's minor maintenance and as long as you're not retarded, she's glued to your ass no matter what.
 
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