Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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RSOD said:
Arent you the guy who ree'ed over people saying fo4 is a shit game
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Literally never.

It's a decent game, but not worth getting your dander up over. Remains better than 1 and 2, equal to 3, and better on replays than nv, though nv has a better first experience.
 
Danone said:
Yeah, this is such a retarded take.

RE6 has probably the worst campaign out of all the mainline games. It's just a jumble of ideas that never amount to nothing and the only "exciting" moments that people love to point out are at the end of Leon's campaign or cut scenes. Which makes me believe that the people in this thread haven't played in a long time. Fuck, Survivor and the chronicles games at least didn't wasted nowhere near the same ammount of time as 6.

Boy I sure love being chased by bootleg nemesis while qte's flash on the screen every 30 seconds.

I love horizontally scrolling through my inventory in real time while a horde of zombies eat me to death.

I love how most of Leon and Ada's campaign I'm on a fucking corridor following an arrow like a dumbass in the most boring scavenger hunt in the series.

I love how on Chris's campaign I'm behind a wall covering from 1000th Javo horde.

I love falling through that stupid snow slide

Btw, let me remind you that you can't evaluate the quality of a game on a fucking mini game that's less than .5 % of it. Your normies are retarded.

"RE7 being Outlast with a gun"

Yeah, I love how in RE7 I spent the entire game running away from everyone.


Implying that any perk outside the extra stamina bars do anything meaningful.
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You are forgetting the part at start of leons campaign toward the ending of chapter 1 where it turns into a bootleg Outbreak game for a moment where you are not only fighting inside the bar with some other survivors but also a little bit outside of it.
Then you have the part right after where you are trying to make a getaway with the bus but a Giant fat zombie called a whopper( Yes Seriously) Stops the bus from moving by getting in front of it and pushing.

AND THEN IN THE CUTSCENE WHEN YOU BEAT IT YOU RUN IT ITS FAST ASS OVER. :story:

Oh god I love how stupid and ridiculous

AND THEN THEN, THE BUS CRASHES THE VERY START OF THE NEXT CHAPTER(the getaway was the end of the first chapter), AND ALL THE REMAINING SURVIVORS YOU HELPED ALL DIE because fuck you.

Only for you to meet more survivor in the church in chapter 2 that you get killed by accident. When you let loose a big B.O.W. covered in what looks like hives. (Personally I always called it boobs) Who main thing is to fart the blue zombie making gas at the survivors in the church.

God I love Re6 for the absolute insanity it devolves into, while it keeps a straight face.
 
Danone said:
Implying that any perk outside the extra stamina bars do anything meaningful.
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But they do. I would say test it out for yourself, but I doubt you're inclined to waste any more of your time playing RE6.

I certainly noticed significant differences starting from a fresh save on a different port of the game in the last few months between not having stuff like firepower fully maxed out and having it. A friend of mine with motion sickness even had to depend on the steady aiming/reduced recoil perks to comfortably play the game.
 
Gravemind said:
The skill descriptions are pretty self-explanatory though. Steadying your aim, increasing firepower damage, increasing fire rate, increasing damage on specific enemy types, etc. etc.
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The problem is that not all of those upgrades are worth shit. And you won't know which ones are actually worth it unless you look it up.


ChucklesTheJester said:
You are forgetting the part at start of leons campaign toward the ending of chapter 1 where it turns into a bootleg Outbreak game for a moment where you are not only fighting inside the bar with some other survivors but also a little bit outside of it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wOVBJDHqO98Then you have the part right after where you are trying to make a getaway with the bus but a Giant fat zombie called a whopper( Yes Seriously) Stops the bus from moving by getting in front of it and pushing.

AND THEN IN THE CUTSCENE WHEN YOU BEAT IT YOU RUN IT ITS FAST ASS OVER. :story:

Oh god I love how stupid and ridiculous

AND THEN THEN, THE BUS CRASHES THE VERY START OF THE NEXT CHAPTER(the getaway was the end of the first chapter), AND ALL THE REMAINING SURVIVORS YOU HELPED ALL DIE because fuck you.

Only for you to meet more survivor in the church in chapter 2 that you get killed by accident. When you let loose a big B.O.W. covered in what looks like hives. (Personally I always called it boobs) Who main thing is to fart the blue zombie making gas at the survivors in the church.

God I love Re6 for the absolute insanity it devolves into, while it keeps a straight face.
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The game looks like it would be terrible to actually play just watching it (and I played through this section). The funny part is that the guy in the video is trying desperately to not say that the game sucks just while he's playing it.
 
The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
The problem is that not all of those upgrades are worth shit. And you won't know which ones are actually worth it unless you look it up.



The game looks like it would be terrible to actually play just watching it (and I played through this section). The funny part is that the guy in the video is trying desperately to not say that the game sucks just while he's playing it.
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That's rad the brad for you. But at the same time.

Look how long it takes him to solve the easiest puzzles in the game.

When I played this part I literally got what the devs was trying to to say in seconds
 
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RSOD said:
Arent you the guy who ree'ed over people saying fo4 is a shit game
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He's also the guy who said Resident Evil was never scary. Now we know he also didn't like the first three games that much and likes 6, which would explain things, but he also thinks that a dude punching a boulder in a volcano is plausible while 7 and 8 are just too out there. It's beyond amusing.
 
Raiken said:
oh man i now remember SIMONS who got infected and turns into a dinosaur, a tooth shooting centaur and a fly while simping for the real ada crying to get her back and saying he is the only real man for her.
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Isn't that the average day for a 4chan /v/ user?
 
Raiken said:
could is the key word.

what was not ada's plan again outside of analy raping simpons? it's very extreme to get back at him by killing millions.
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I've played Re6 4+ times and I still have no idea outside of fuck over mr simp.

My guess is if she fucks over the world with the C virus Gas and HAOS then simmons is also fucked like everyone else.

:thinking: Trying to understand the galaxy brain plan of Carla (fake ada) is like trying to win a argument with a rick and morty fan. You aint gonna understand most of it, and what you can understand will make you lose braincells.
 
I'm glad to see some Resident Evil 6 championing. It remains one of my favorite of the series. I played The original games as a young kid because the older systems were the ones that I and my cousins had due to not being super financially well off. They sorta scared me back then but I never really got the whole "7 is like the old games!" crowd that much. 6 is so much more like the original games in terms of it being a cheesy b movie type thing which is what Resident Evil has always been.



I love Resident Evil 4, 5 and 6. 2 and 3 remake are also very good, albeit they did crank up the "ooooooo so scawwy" factor in them to try and appease the NuResi fans that claim to be OG fans but don't understand anything about Resident Evil. Like Angry Joe seriously said that 8 was worse than 7 because it had more action in it and was "less serious."

Oh I'm sorry Joe, did your crappy Outlast Texas Chainsaw of Duty game that had Resident Evil slapped on the cover at the last minute get backtracked because real Resident Evil fans weren't feeling it? I'm sorry. It's just ridiculous to see.
I'm so so glad that the DLC for 8 is moving on from The Winters family. Ethan Winters has got to be the worst Resident Evil protagonist I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with, especially in Resident evil 7. In 8 he gets a teency bit better, and Third Person Mode REALLY helps the game start to actually feel a bit like a Resident Evil game. Capcom probably won't do it because they don't have the balls, but I'd love to see Resident Evil 9 come out and Jake Muller be the protagonist, or one of the protagonists just to piss off the RE6 haters like Angry Joe. Jake is unironically an awesome Resident Evil character.
 
CyrusHowler said:
I'm glad to see some Resident Evil 6 championing. It remains one of my favorite of the series. I played The original games as a young kid because the older systems were the ones that I and my cousins had due to not being super financially well off. They sorta scared me back then but I never really got the whole "7 is like the old games!" crowd that much. 6 is so much more like the original games in terms of it being a cheesy b movie type thing which is what Resident Evil has always been.



I love Resident Evil 4, 5 and 6. 2 and 3 remake are also very good, albeit they did crank up the "ooooooo so scawwy" factor in them to try and appease the NuResi fans that claim to be OG fans but don't understand anything about Resident Evil. Like Angry Joe seriously said that 8 was worse than 7 because it had more action in it and was "less serious."

Oh I'm sorry Joe, did your crappy Outlast Texas Chainsaw of Duty game that had Resident Evil slapped on the cover at the last minute get backtracked because real Resident Evil fans weren't feeling it? I'm sorry. It's just ridiculous to see.
I'm so so glad that the DLC for 8 is moving on from The Winters family. Ethan Winters has got to be the worst Resident Evil protagonist I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with, especially in Resident evil 7. In 8 he gets a teency bit better, and Third Person Mode REALLY helps the game start to actually feel a bit like a Resident Evil game. Capcom probably won't do it because they don't have the balls, but I'd love to see Resident Evil 9 come out and Jake Muller be the protagonist, or one of the protagonists just to piss off the RE6 haters like Angry Joe. Jake is unironically an awesome Resident Evil character.
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This feels like a very bad bait post.
 
RE6, the movie, is better than RE6 the game and the movie fucking sucks. It's only two hours long as well.

And RE7 isn't like Outlast, it's like a southern gothic fatal frame x condemned.
 
RE6 I can at least remember. RE7 just smears together for me and none of it is fond memories.
 
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