reparations.me - Where pocs can beg whitey for free shit

[Chefbot]

I'm Jewish and my ancestors were enslaved by the ancient Egyptians these people claim to be descended from. Why do they deserve reparation money and not me?

 

[DatBepisTho]

This...this is a parody, right? Right, guys?
Way to make good will about race.


I feel like these people have been taking advice from the shitty panhandlers that drive the newest corvettes- if you can guilt people into helping you by using race or status, you are entitled to their everything.

 

[Lackadaisy]

I'm Jewish and my ancestors were enslaved by the ancient Egyptians these people claim to be descended from. Why do they deserve reparation money and not me?

Because we're whitey, and proud PDC never practiced slavery. I suppose we'll just have to be satisfied with secretly running Hollywood.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm Jewish and my ancestors were enslaved by the ancient Egyptians these people claim to be descended from. Why do they deserve reparation money and not me?

You should probably get it from black people because THEY WUZ KANGS and they built the Pyramids using your slave labor.

(Even though they weren't and enslaved Jews didn't actually build the Pyramids.)

 

[TowinKarz]

These people were pretty delusional and toxic back when the reparations idea first surfaced in the 90's, good to see a fresh injection of red-hot SJW bullshit hasn't changed a thing....

 

[Unattended Baby]

Not gonna stop people from wasting their money on dindus. As long as money doesn't come out of my paycheck so didnus can buy swishers and crack, I have no issues. Let the cucks go broke.

THEY WUZ KANGS

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Apparently, they treat trolls as srs bsniss you guise!

http://www.reparations.me/#!troll-slayers/q9g25

 

[Meowthkip]

Apparently, they treat trolls as srs bsniss you guise!

http://www.reparations.me/#!troll-slayers/q9g25

Spoiler

 

[Without A Gout]

Apparently, they treat trolls as srs bsniss you guise!

http://www.reparations.me/#!troll-slayers/q9g25

So what do they count as a "slain troll"? Reporting someone who disagrees with the premise of the site?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Guess they enlisted the help of the

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Wow, I just asked for a PlayStation 4 from them, for nothing! Got it in the mail today... So excited...

 

[Hummingbird]

This sounds like something after Gazi Kudo's heart.

 

[ZeCommissar]

:powerlevel:I'm part Irish and part black.:powerlevel:

Just sitting here waiting for all the free shit to come my way for past ancestral transgressions that don't matter to me today......any time now!

Does $80 for Steam gam- I mean "critical financial aid" sound about right?

 

[Trollkastel]

People should give me free shit cause Buzzfeed told me that I was NOT privileged in a quiz even though I'm a cishet white girl.

I went to the website and it says that you have to use the Facebook event page to tell them you wanna make a request (or if you're a whitey offer something cuz muh oppression). But anyone can make a fake facebook with a black person's photo. Even if they question why it's a new facebook the person could just lie that they never use Facebook and they made an account specifically to request. How do they verify that the requestor is a True and Honest black person? Seriously this idea is stupid and full of holes.

I'm gonna be finding and posting some good things (would they be called listings?) from the site. It has sections for offers, requests, and satisfied. Let's see what people ask for

Man wants engagement ring to propose to girlfirend: http://archive.is/5HYfi (it says satisfied so someone actually did it. He doesn't say that he has the money for part of it so I'm gonna assume someone paid the full amount.)

15 year old girl wants "art support" (whatever that means, she never elaborates) and a video game cause her life as "an only child who lives in an apartment in a pretty nice neighborhood" is terrible cause her parents are splitting: http://archive.is/qcWsC

Spoiler: tumblr art with a dash of animu

The entitlement boggles me. She admits she lives in a nice area, has working parents, and is an only child which means she doesn't have to share but because she's a pee-oh-see some whitey should shell out $50 for a video game. She's 15 so she can't really get a job yet but she can find odd jobs. She mentions she likes kids so babysitting is a good way to earn money.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Since I'm actually from the third world,i will make a account there.

 

[Terrorist]

I'm gonna ride the shit outta this money train. After all, us Sicilians were descended from niggers.

 

[Positron]

I can easily see this turning into another form of "compensated dating": be my black slave and I'll reparate you.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I can easily see this turning into another form of "compensated dating": be my black slave and I'll reparate you.

it's going to end up with one side wanting free money (aren't stereotypes so horrible) and the other side offering slavery under a new name(isn't slavery so horrible)

it just might work