Rememeber FLOAM???

[Cats]

I used to put it in my mouth and say I was FLOAMINg at the mouth ahahhahahha. swallowed some sometimes. maybe that's why i am like this today.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

I remember floam. Remember Gak?

 

[Cats]

yeah i rember gak. i would Throw it and scream "GAK ATTACK, GAK ATTACK!" at lunch or swing it like a whip and slap peolpe in theface

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i almost forgot about all the fun i used to have with toy sludges and slimes...

 

[Epic Fail Man]

This shit looks like smegma.

 

[BirdUp]

no :-c

 

[Cats]

Bird up.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember flubber?

 

[The Cunting Death]

Remember sock em boppers

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

I always liked how they would have a professional clay model sculptor make fucking dinosaurs and they pretended the kids made them

 

[Just A Butt]

moon shoes killed my parents

 

[Cats]

moon shoes killed my parents

That's ENOUGH, son! You've got to stop blaming yourself for their deaths! The boots weren't responsible for killing your parents, it was the MOON that took them away from us...those shoes were just what got them there. THEY chose to drop out of the space program and put on those experimental jumpers, kid. Mr. and Mrs. Butt were fine Americans and highly revered, we all miss them, damnit! But you have got to let this go! We need you level-headed and thinking clearly.

 

[Dialtone]

Spoiler: SHARK FIN FLIPPERS FOR TORPEDO POWERRRRRR!

 

[Cats]

This shit looks like smegma.
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That looks like a raw chicken

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I used to make floam out of my dick

 

[scallion]

I always liked how they would have a professional clay model sculptor make fucking dinosaurs and they pretended the kids made them

Not sure it'd be a huge seller if they had kids throwing globs of slime into their ceiling fans in the commercials

 

[A-Stump]

Floam had a very unique chemical aroma. I could prolly spend hours huffing it.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Floam was for stupid faggots. Gak to the death (Gak also sucked).

It's still my rosetta stone for describing certain smells even though if you say "hand cream" instead people actually know what you're talking about

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Bird up.

raw chicken smegma.

 

[Apochrypha]

I was banned from floam as a child because I pushed all of mine into the sink trying to wash it off of my hands. It fucked up the garbage disposal.