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It's hard to tell what's satire and what's not on Reddit. I thought even the troon infested place would reject this trope, but nah heavily upvoted. Fucking amazeballs.
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This is from a thread on a "anti trans bill" in WA state (common sense bill to prevent boys from playing in girls sports imo).
 
Insane fucking ad I saw on reddit on my phone at work. Imagine paying for this. Truly cooked.

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The book sample button didn't do anything. Otherwise I would have posted that too. I'm sure this book isn't going to be slop.

At least the comments were funny.

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>What will you choose? Security or Justice?
I like how they don't present Freedom as the other option like it's normally supposed to be because they can't even pretend to stand for that.
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This retard also wrote this book back in November. He's just shoveling out the same slop again.

Jesus christ how shameless.
 
Like 70% of the reason Trump won his 2nd term (or 3rd if you think 2020 was stolen) is because the people who rally against him are insufferable and refused to engage with the minimum amount of good faith with the other side. They cried wolf so often actual bad things Trump does get completly burried in a tsunami of TDS garbage, they can't admit when people have actual concerns he might address and of couse the totalitarian view of "with us or against us" means that there is no difference between disagreeing with the selected anti-Trump position by 0.1% or 100% you always turn into a total enemy.

Redditors will be malding about Trump 30 years from now, just like boomerlibs like Stephen King and Matt Groening were still malding about Nixon BTFO'ing McGovern in 1972 by the time the millennium turned.
 
The child molestation stat is the most shocking one because gay men are only around 1.8% of the population so if they commit 40% of child rape that means in most areas literally 100% of child rape is done by gay men.
It's not really that shocking when you realize that child molestation is the gay reproductive strategy.
 
It's hard to tell what's satire and what's not on Reddit. I thought even the troon infested place would reject this trope, but nah heavily upvoted. Fucking amazeballs.
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This is from a thread on a "anti trans bill" in WA state (common sense bill to prevent boys from playing in girls sports imo).

Men of kiwifarms; are you completely oblivious to the many ways to open a jar without brute forcing it?

PiCkLe JaRs So HaRd is such a common troon thing and they always act like they've never heard of the fork trick or the tapping trick.

Is it that unheard of for guys or is it a deliberate choice to ignore those in pursuit of more teehee so dainty larping? I know they're pretending either way, but want to know the extent.


Poor woman. First her husband troons out then he starts refusing to do basic chores because he's too busy acting like a toddler.
 
Is it that unheard of for guys
Pretty much, yeah. If you struggle with opening jars you aren't considered a real man and so we don't really have tricks for opening jars. The closest thing to a "life hack" that exists for men opening jars is to open them with your left hand since you can get more leverage that way even as a right hander.

ETA: Alright, here's the trick for those curious: Hold the body of the jar firmly with your right hand, and the lid of the jar firmly with your left hand. Start with the jar held slightly away from your body near the top of your stomach level. Then twist both your arms and wrists outwards at the same time. You have more range of motion and strength with your wrists when twisting outwards rather than inwards and this way both your arms are doing the work rather than one and your wrists and forearms are getting assistance from your biceps/triceps.
 
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the MASSIVE population of Fujoshi on the internet over the last 26 years and even before then would beg to differ, nigger
Well I guess then I've been proven wrong, seems like the MAJORITY of women just love fags
What's with men ITT bending over backwards to prove to literal women that they do love fags, actually? That's rather gay
 
Well I guess then I've been proven wrong, seems like the MAJORITY of women just love fags
What's with men ITT bending over backwards to prove to literal women that they do love fags, actually? That's rather gay
You don't seem to get what everybody is trying to say- while women on here (and I am a woman too, just to contextualize) are all very repulsed by mainline faggotry, the point is that there is a very sizable amount of women (off of the internet fwiw) who are supportive of it. Also, in comparison to men, as a whole, women at large and in the normiesphere tend to be more accepting of faggotry in the way that many of them don't know the realities of it, and blindly support it.

You really are trying to bend over backwards to suck your own clit so you don't hear what people are telling you.
 
You don't seem to get what everybody is trying to say- while women on here (and I am a woman too, just to contextualize) are all very repulsed by mainline faggotry, the point is that there is a very sizable amount of women (off of the internet fwiw) who are supportive of it.
You went from "fetishizing the fags" to "being supportive of them" (nice stretching) and from "GREAT MAJORITY of women" to "some women" (even better stretching)
Did you even read the first message that started the convo? It doesn't look like it
Women, and especially the majority of women, don't fetishize fags because we find them NASTY
You really are trying to bend over backwards to suck your own clit so you don't hear what people are telling you.
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You went from "fetishizing the fags" to "being supportive of them" (nice stretching) and from "GREAT MAJORITY of women" to "some women" (even better stretching)
Did you even read the first message that started the convo? It doesn't look like it
Women, and especially the majority of women, don't fetishize fags because we find them NASTY

Troon hands wrote this
Nitpicking like this is the sign of someone who is really just getting in internet fights just for the sake of doing so. I am asking you, politely, to go do something else with your time.
 
. The closest thing to a "life hack" that exists for men opening jars is to open them with your left hand since you can get more leverage that way even as a right hander.
Or putting a kitchen towel over the lid for extra grip. Especially when you're cooking and your hands are slippery from fat or liquid.
 
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