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[McMitch]

The literal creator and founder of the black metal genre (Varg) did like 20 years for straight up murdering another musician in cold blood.

I’m going to undercut this because Euronymous was asking for it. If Varg didn’t get to him someone else would have, and I think Varg wasn’t the only person gunning for him that day.

 

[DumbDude43]

The literal creator and founder of the black metal genre (Varg) did like 20 years for straight up murdering another musician in cold blood.

people in that scene also committed a number of arson attacks against churches
one drummer in the scene murdered a homo with like 30 knife stabs for trying to hook up with him
and one guy reacted to a bandmates suicide (ate a shotgun) by taking pictures of the scene to use for his next album cover, and using bone splinters from the corpse to make jewelry for himself

 

[Jace on ice]

people in that scene also committed a number of arson attacks against churches
one drummer in the scene murdered a homo with like 30 knife stabs for trying to hook up with him
and one guy reacted to a bandmates suicide (ate a shotgun) by taking pictures of the scene to use for his next album cover, and using bone splinters from the corpse to make jewelry for himself

Yea black metal especially the Nordic variety is like the least wholesomechungus thing in existence.

Must take some massive mental gymnastics from redditors to justify being fans (or pretending to be)

 

[Agares]

An NFL team removed seed oils from their cafeteria and the Redditards are showcasing what insufferable brainwashed morons they are:
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God I hate, hate hate HATE these fucking idiots.

How much do you want to bet they also freaked out over RFK Jr’s ban on red 40? Even though it’s already banned in the enlightened land of Europe that they idolize so much. Redditors may call anyone who disagrees with them a “reactionary” but these people have the most knee jerk reactions to anything the other side does.

 

[Megaton Punch]

An NFL team removed seed oils from their cafeteria and the Redditards are showcasing what insufferable brainwashed morons they are:
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God I hate, hate hate HATE these fucking idiots.

You know the "joke" about how leftists would hold their breath and die if Trump said that breathing was good? They're like that with RFK too, but somehow even worse. Everything he says, they assert the opposite.

My theory is that he's telling people to stop eating big macs and fusing to their couches, which is basically the entire reddit lifestyle, so he's triple Hitler and therefore must be wrong about everything.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

An NFL team removed seed oils from their cafeteria and the Redditards are showcasing what insufferable brainwashed morons they are:
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God I hate, hate hate HATE these fucking idiots.

The guy saying "they told us carbs were bad too!" fucking cracked me up.

Carbs are very bad in excess you dumb bitch. That's how you end up with diabetes. And the average American diet has way too many carbs.

 

[DumbDude43]

The guy saying "they told us carbs were bad too!" fucking cracked me up.

Carbs are very bad in excess you dumb bitch. That's how you end up with diabetes. And the average American diet has way too many carbs.

carbs (starch) are perfectly fine and don't give you beetus
billions of east and southeast asians eat white rice all day every day and beetus rates are tiny

diabetes and metabolic syndrome are a result of overeating in general, and fructose consumption in particular

 

[synthetic_glazer]

Some dumbasses see it used in industry as a lubricant and think that automatically makes it toxic

You mean like how you retardfaggots screeched "ivermectin is horse dewormer you stupid trumper!!!1" for years during covid despite it being an extremely powerful and life saving drug for humans, too?

That is actually DHMO - Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's a real chemical.

I know this guy is trying to do the "erm, everything is technically chemicals so if you say you don't want chemicals in your food, you're doing a stupid and a hecking anti-intellectualism," but holy shit he's retarded. I know this is an incredibly minor thing but "DHMO" makes no sense as a chemical symbol. Absolutely beautiful case of a redditor believing they're so clever and smart while demonstrating a lower level of knowledge than a sophomore in high school.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

carbs (starch) are perfectly fine and don't give you beetus
billions of east and southeast asians eat white rice all day every day and beetus rates are tiny

diabetes and metabolic syndrome are a result of overeating in general, and fructose consumption in particular

It's funny you should mention that because Asians in America are more likely than the general population to develop diabetes, even though their obesity rates are significantly lower. Carbs cause diabetes.

Checkmate.

 

[Pedophobe]

I know this is an incredibly minor thing but "DHMO" makes no sense as a chemical symbol

A True Redditor would know it's called oxidane.

 

[F40PH]

Habbo FBI roleplayer and Reddit user Empty-Internal-1439 is disappointed that nobody stands to attention when he arrives at his shitty desk job IRL like they do on his dead pixel-art chatroom that hasn't been relevant since 2010. My personal favourite part of this is where he talks about his body guards who protect him from being virtually assassinated.

Comments are pretty tragic but quite funny on this one, well worth a read. Even the other Habbo addicts are telling him that he's mentally ill and needs to go outside. I should really write a Habbo Hotel community thread one of these days. The entire site is full of freakshows, from the users to the staff members who are paid to run it.

Post: https://old.reddit.com/r/habbo/comments/1ts6a3m/habbo_has_distorted_my_sense_of_status_and_self/
Archive: https://archive.is/8ZUsi

Text:

I know this is going to sound absurd to some people, especially outside Habbo, but I genuinely want to ask if anyone else has experienced this because I feel like it’s starting to affect me mentally.

For years I’ve been deeply involved in Habbo HIA at a senior leadership level. Not casually logging on for nostalgia, but genuinely immersed in a structured organisation with hierarchy, executive functions, protocol, and responsibility. I manage large sections of the agency, oversee management officials, contribute to policy decisions, and operate inside an environment where rank and authority are treated very seriously.

Inside that world, I live a completely different existence to the one I live in real life.

When I enter parts of the agency, people stand. I have assigned personal security agents whose role is literally to escort and protect me during major events or visits. I have a PA who helps coordinate meetings and administrative matters. I have executive protocols attached to my rank, permanent room rights across the agency complex, Habbo Club constantly paid for, access to leadership areas most members never enter, and involvement in board level discussions that affect hundreds of members.

People know who I am there. My arrival matters there. Decisions I make carry weight there. I’m treated like someone important.

And I think after enough years, your brain starts internalising that status emotionally even if you rationally understand it’s virtual.

Then I log off.

And I go back to being a clerk in a regional admin firm where nobody even looks up when I walk into the office.

Nobody cares when I arrive. Nobody waits for my opinion. Nobody treats me like a leader. I’m not invited into important social circles or corporate events. I sit quietly processing work in the background while life goes on around me. I feel interchangeable, invisible, and forgettable in a way that honestly becomes painful after spending so long in an environment where I felt respected and recognised.

The strange thing is that the emotional difference between those two worlds feels incredibly real.

People online love saying “it’s just pixels,” but I think that dismisses how psychologically immersive these environments become when you spend years building identity, reputation, authority, and relationships inside them. Habbo stopped feeling like “just a game” to me a long time ago. It became structure, routine, status, recognition, social belonging, and honestly probably a form of emotional escape from ordinary life.

And lately I’ve started wondering whether I crossed a line psychologically where the prestige of my online role began compensating for things missing in my real life.

Because the truth is, logging off sometimes feels genuinely depressing.

Not because I think I’m literally some real executive, but because for a few hours online I feel respected, important, listened to, and valued in ways I simply don’t in reality. Then I return to a life where I’m mostly unnoticed and emotionally flat.

I think people underestimate how dangerous that contrast can become over years.

The skills themselves are probably real to some extent. Leadership, organisation, communication, conflict management, diplomacy, administration. But the status itself is artificial, and I think somewhere along the way I emotionally attached myself to it far more than I should have.

I’m starting to realise there’s a difference between having responsibilities in an online community and allowing virtual prestige to become part of your self worth.

Has anyone else experienced this with Habbo, MMO guilds, Discord communities, roleplay groups, or long term online leadership positions?

How do you separate your online identity from your real one when one version of yourself feels respected and the other feels completely ordinary?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Yes he's an Odinist and Neo Nazi. He founded a whites only nationalist political party in his native Norway.

Nigga, my question was a joke, I know that because I listen to this stuff

 

[Jace on ice]

Nigga, my question was a joke, I know that because I listen to this stuff

Hard to tell on this website man. I've had people write me actual paragraphs (which I didn't read because too long lol) on why I'm wrong and evil in response to obvious sarcasm.

 

[Hannibalistique]

Calling all metalheads! Find out if your favourite act is sketchy or safe at /r/IsItSketch/

For when you really like this BRUTAL DEATH METAL band, but are worried sick that the previous drummer might've said something reactionary in a letter in 1988, Furthermore, you wouldn't want to torrent the SATANIC BLACK METAL artist's discography if he could be up to something SKETCHY in his free time.

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I wonder how many NSBM bands I can ask about before they catch on.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Hard to tell on this website man

That's alright man, maybe my original joke wasn't as obvious as I thought it would be. What I wanted to convey is how can a redditor look at stuff like this:

And go:
"I wonder what's their opinion about troons and blacks "

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

An NFL team removed seed oils from their cafeteria and the Redditards are showcasing what insufferable brainwashed morons they are:
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God I hate, hate hate HATE these fucking idiots.

Those poor deprived NFL players will never be able to buy their own seed oil slop since they required feeding by their team cafeteria.

 

[Jace on ice]

That's alright man, maybe my original joke wasn't as obvious as I thought it would be. What I wanted to convey is how can a redditor look at stuff like this:
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And go:
"I wonder what's their opinion about troons and blacks "

Most redditors are Americans and probably not all that worldly. I doubt most of them are aware that in Norway and Sweden where black and death metal originated they have always been closely aligned with white nationalist movements.

Also male feminist gets a boner and unironically asks what he can do to atone for the sin of being heterosexual.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Calling all metalheads! Find out if your favourite act is sketchy or safe at /r/IsItSketch/

For when you really like this BRUTAL DEATH METAL band, but are worried sick that the previous drummer might've said something reactionary in a letter in 1988, Furthermore, you wouldn't want to torrent the SATANIC BLACK METAL artist's discography if he could be up to something SKETCHY in his free time.

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Fucking posers.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Fucking posers.

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What about Speed Metal bands? They are more gorgeous at least.

 

[AnOminous]

Stir fry yearns for sesame.

Not to fry it in though. Something like peanut oil is what you use for the frying, with sesame oil added at the end for flavoring. Otherwise you just ruin the sesame oil.