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[Mr. Racewar1488]

well, is jelqing halal?

Allowing you muslim preacher to expand your anus in order to hide explosives in your butt is halal.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Allowing you muslim preacher to expand your anus in order to hide explosives in your butt is halal.

so if letting the sheik ass rape you for a suicide bombing is okay, then surely jelqing is halal
you just gotta hide little explosives in your foreskin to make it forgivable