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NOT MY HECKING TOY!!!!
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Reddit is actively used by the government as a propaganda hub to push Current Thing and TDS. Big subs being 90% bots would be the least surprising news in the world.
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Snort some cocaine. You'll "feel better" immediately.
But then you'll end up like this.
Look like porno mug shots from a new age porno shoot featuring A tranny, a twink and a crack whore.
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Yeah, but I kind of started that way anyway.Isn't this, like, the natural state of lawyers?
Anyone who thinks divorce court is somewhere you want to be, no matter how evil your ex is, I recommend the advice Danny DeVito gave Michael Douglas in War of the Roses.
Or to go more classical, Dickens: “Suffer any wrong that can be done you rather than come here!”
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Kayla looks to me like she hits the pipe instead of racking up lines here, she almost deteriorated worse than Rackets. Who, i might add, looks better in this mugshot than he did in every stream of the last six months. Kayla also has that vacant junkie stare you usually only see in opioid addicts.
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It must be at least a little surprising because Twitter shareholders still shid pand over that extremely obvious situation.
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It should be no surprise to anyone that reddit glows. It may as well be an arm of the U.S. military at this point.
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Isn't the point of Legos to build it back together? They're usually really easy and only take a few hours to complete when entirely disassembled so I don't see why he'd even be mad about this. The thing that bothers me most is that he called it "my LEGO" instead of "my LEGOS." Even if that is the proper way to pluralize the word it's still just obnoxious sounding and I can imagine how many users jump into the comments to passive aggressively inform casual users about their direly incorrect word usage.
If you say "vinyls" on r/vinyl there is an automated post telling you that the plural of vinyl is vinyl, not vinyls and there's also half a dozen faggots chiming in to remind you of that epic fact.
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r/ZeroCovidCommunity: Nurse at surgery center laughed at me for wearing a mask. (Archive)
Top response:
"We are in a living nightmare" this was posted today, June 15th 2024:
REPOOOOOOOOOORT!
Top response:
"We are in a living nightmare" this was posted today, June 15th 2024:
REPOOOOOOOOOORT!
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Everyone in the post sucks - including the nurse.
Patients say retarded shit all the time - you shouldn't laugh or mock them though because they will be less forthcoming with information and this can impact your ability to do your job.
What you're supposed to do is gossip in private to other staff about the retarded shit patients say so you can all laugh at them together.
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Hence the term "mildly infuriating".
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It is kind of cringe to put up a sign like that. Might as well put up a sign that says "no thieves and burglars allowed on site" or "please don't go poopy in the bathroom sinks."
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Plenty of businesses do have signs like that. If you find this cringe you're probably a pedo.
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There's worse things to virtue signal over. If you're upset, well that's a bad look.
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Gotta hand it to redditors, they are working hard on being the most insufferable faggots on the internet.
Case in point, everyone except reddit man-children says "Legos".
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Okay but a mask is for when YOU are sick and are trying to be polite and not get other people sick. The nurse was right to laugh because she was in the same position as someone speaking to a child wearing a magic hat. A mask doesn't stop you from getting sick, it stops you from infecting others. That's why in Asia sick people wear them on the subway and at work, instead of everyone around the sick person wearing them.
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For the past few days I've been watching this very interesting developing story on r/Calgary regarding their ongoing issue with water main break. I gathered more interesting comments from multiple different threads.
TL;DR: big water pipe is fucked, workers got injured trying to repair it, emergency has been declared, as of now the local government estimates it will take another 3-5 weeks to fix it and encourages people to limit the use of water - as per one of the articles: "If our water usage continues to trend up and our water supply can't keep pace, our taps will run dry."
Very unusually, MOST redditors appear to be somewhat reasonable. They point out that since the hotels, Pepsi plant and breweries work as normal, and the world's largest outdoor rodeo event called Stampede (which attracted over 1.3 MILLION people last year) scheduled for the first half of July, has not been cancelled, so the situation cannot possibly be so dire, e.g.:
And if the following user is to be believed, the situation is absolutely fucked up and the government is messing up big time:
Now, for the funny part - there appears to be a certain group of predditors, who presumably used to outdo each other at the number of masks they worn during Covid and how many friends they alienated over them not being boooostered.
They now moved on to showing their perfect obedience and signal the 'i am doing my part' attitude by competing over how crusty their underwear got, how rarely they shower, and how they let the smell of piss permeate their households, e.g.:
Now, this reasonable user tried to point out how ridiculous is the expectation of him leaving the peepee unflushed in the current year. That sort of antisocial attitude is VERBOTTEN.
Lastly, it appears that the local population is already going crazy from the overwhelming stench of BO, peepee and poopoo in Calgary. Just 3-5 more weeks to go lol
TL;DR: big water pipe is fucked, workers got injured trying to repair it, emergency has been declared, as of now the local government estimates it will take another 3-5 weeks to fix it and encourages people to limit the use of water - as per one of the articles: "If our water usage continues to trend up and our water supply can't keep pace, our taps will run dry."
Very unusually, MOST redditors appear to be somewhat reasonable. They point out that since the hotels, Pepsi plant and breweries work as normal, and the world's largest outdoor rodeo event called Stampede (which attracted over 1.3 MILLION people last year) scheduled for the first half of July, has not been cancelled, so the situation cannot possibly be so dire, e.g.:
And if the following user is to be believed, the situation is absolutely fucked up and the government is messing up big time:
Now, for the funny part - there appears to be a certain group of predditors, who presumably used to outdo each other at the number of masks they worn during Covid and how many friends they alienated over them not being boooostered.
They now moved on to showing their perfect obedience and signal the 'i am doing my part' attitude by competing over how crusty their underwear got, how rarely they shower, and how they let the smell of piss permeate their households, e.g.:
Now, this reasonable user tried to point out how ridiculous is the expectation of him leaving the peepee unflushed in the current year. That sort of antisocial attitude is VERBOTTEN.
Lastly, it appears that the local population is already going crazy from the overwhelming stench of BO, peepee and poopoo in Calgary. Just 3-5 more weeks to go lol
