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[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Living in a cave is easier than getting a job?

Dude says he sets fish traps before he goes into work. Maybe he just likes being homeless. A cave would be a pretty cool place to live so long as he can make it livable. He may even be able to grow a small garden to net him some extra food.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Dude says he sets fish traps before he goes into work. Maybe he just likes being homeless. A cave would be a pretty cool place to live so long as he can make it livable. He may even be able to grow a small garden to net him some extra food.

Ok but he lives in south Florida. So his neighbors are going to be venomous snakes, alligators, mosquitoes, spiders, and whatever diseases cultivate there.

 

[TardiX]

This one is just bizarre, most likely fake

I'm in the camp of fake but if it were real it just sounds like a few girls coping with being sluts by pretending to be male chads (muh double standards!) because one caught feels and he never texted her back. Then she binged Mean Girls and left it out for a Nice Guy to see so he could revel in their coolness and see how totally unbothered they are.

 

[Banditotron]

Definitely fake, straight out of mean girls.

There are unbelievable freaks every once in a while. The story of it being discovered sounds fake, but I wouldn't put it past the rare weirdette to do something psychotic like that.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Do you think he’ll be able to pull this off?
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Rare based redditor, you manifest destiny on that cave buddy, you can have your very own bunker.

Living in a cave is easier than getting a job?

Why pay rent when you can live free on a cave? My man is on that grind, saving up money.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Do you think he’ll be able to pull this off?
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the jew fears the reddit caveman

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

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being black is miserable. (self.CPTSD)
submitted 15 hours ago by Somethrowawaytrash18

All of depression, all of my anxiety, because my parents, very aware of our socioeconomic status, still decided to try for children. One was aborted, and I was so-called ‘lucky’ one. My dad is light-skinned, but no; I inherited my mothers blackness and I'm bitter about it, I am. I'm uncomfortable in my skin, and to cope with it nowadays I just drink, wondering how much more resources everybody has, and how they won't have to give their soul just to be accepted or reach self-actualization. I've accepted fate. My teeth are rotting. I hope the sepsis goes to my brain and kills me for good. There's nothing for me here, no quality of life or dreams to pursue. Not in a society that doesn't need me.

Drinking is a good first step, now he just has to wear a wifebeater and stand yelling in the street.

 

[bluegenius8585]

A redditor is having a normal one:
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Darwin never imagined his theories would apply outside adaption of species

 

[Lucky Larry]

"queer Black Afro-AmeriLatinx" you'd think this was a fucking parody, but it's real.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is probably the most concentrated amount of reddit I've ever seen.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This mom doesn't want her kid to be the coolest kid on the block for some reason.

The thought of a grandpa buying this for a 3 year old is absolutely hilarious. There's some gay dramatic text messages also attached to this post that are almost certainly fake because the person doesn't type like a 51 year old man but whatever.

L|A

 

[AmazingEagle]

This is probably the most concentrated amount of reddit I've ever seen.
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How Redditors see anyone right of Rashita Tlaib.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

This is probably the most concentrated amount of reddit I've ever seen.
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Looks like he's a regular of Fuckcars and city council meetings.

Starts around the 19 minute mark. He's wearing the helmet with a GoPro attached.

Here's the video where he said the car hit him. No he ran into it by not paying attention. Sounds like someone who's starving for attention and lawsuits.

 

[DumbDude43]

No it isn't.

saw it first hand on someones phone (dont ask me how i got access)
obviously not the autistic "predator" "prey" "pray" names, but the overall spirit of classifying random male acquantances was the same, along the lines of
>this guy is good for no strings attached flings but not more
>this other one has creepy vibes stay away
>that one will do you favors if you string him along a bit
etc
it was a group chat with multiple participants so its not like i just ran into some freakishly rare exception

 

[AmazingEagle]

Looks like he's a regular of Fuckcars and city council meetings.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mIHVO0YHxhA:1146
Starts around the 19 minute mark. He's wearing the helmet with a GoPro attached.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TxMWSbXroMs:8
Here's the video where he said the car hit him. No he ran into it by not paying attention. Sounds like someone who's starving for attention and lawsuits.

>Goes to this guy's channel to see what's up
>Looks at the profile pic

Jesus Christ, what the fuck.

 

[DumbDude43]

This mom doesn't want her kid to be the coolest kid on the block for some reason.
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The thought of a grandpa buying this for a 3 year old is absolutely hilarious. There's some gay dramatic text messages also attached to this post that are almost certainly fake because the person doesn't type like a 51 year old man but whatever.

L|A

now this just screams "fake story"
in what universe does a 50 year old boomer grandpa put hentai on his 3 year old grandsons birthday gift? absolutely ludicrous

 

[holyhandgrenade]

it was a group chat with multiple participants so its not like i just ran into some freakishly rare exception

Then people wonder why more young men are deciding not to date at all

 

[Gargarensis]

Do you think he’ll be able to pull this off?
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Unfathomably based redditor. One day, I hope to become an ungovernable cavechad as well.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Ok but he lives in south Florida. So his neighbors are going to be venomous snakes, alligators, mosquitoes, spiders, and whatever diseases cultivate there.

He'll learn to live with them or die. I hope cave chad succeeds.

 

[Corpun]

Redditor hates his name because of the ghastly connotiations of sharing names with Nigel Farage and Donald Trump.

Imagine hating your family heritage so much for simply sharing names with people. And of course redditors are telling him he should change them because redditors have no sense of whining about this shit is fucking gay and this guy needs to calm the fuck down.