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[FuckedOffToff]

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5 sseconds on this reddit and feels like I got aids

 

[GR8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8]

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https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromo..._im_seeing_said_something_concerningnot_sure/ (Archive)

"Aw heckarino!! My perfect bf has the n word in his head!! He might be literally Hitler!! Should I break up with him random strangers? Would I lose my holier than thou internet virtue signaling points if I don't?? It's just not worth it if my bf isn't as socially pure as I am."

Man I hate Reddit and it's users.

 

[convulsion swell]

idk maybe hes just 16? lol I guess it depends on how often hes doing it and whether its a 'Jackass' type prank.
You remember that Dave Chapelle skit making fun of white guys doing gay shit and going 'no homo'? 'Yeah we stuck a carrot in his ass while he was asleep, hes such a faggot'. A lot of guys do that. I might have hung out with like the weirdest burnout misfit edgelord motherfuckers in high school.

It sounds like you hung out with homosexuals.

 

[Nick Obre]

"Aw heckarino!! My perfect bf has the n word in his head!! He might be literally Hitler!! Should I break up with him random strangers? Would I lose my holier than thou internet virtue signaling points if I don't?? It's just not worth it if my bf isn't as socially pure as I am."

Man I hate Reddit and it's users.

I hope she leaves him

for his sake

 

[GilaCutter]

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a tranny and a noose

"Aw heckarino!! My perfect bf has the n word in his head!! He might be literally Hitler!! Should I break up with him random strangers? Would I lose my holier than thou internet virtue signaling points if I don't?? It's just not worth it if my bf isn't as socially pure as I am."

Man I hate Reddit and it's users.

clearly the solution is to get her back blown by 12 miles of bbc, that'll show him

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

Its because he listens to hip hop, dfw no gamer hard-r

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

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Fake and gay. Typical reddit creative writing.

Ain't no way a man who is down with all the Current Day Correct Opinions uses the dreaded nigger-word. Not even with a soft 'a'.

 

[eDove]

Fake and gay. Typical reddit creative writing.

Ain't no way a man who is down with all the Current Day Correct Opinions uses the dreaded nigger-word. Not even with a soft 'a'.

He could be pretending to be a leftist to get an easy lay. Self-proclaimed feminist men are vultures.

 

[LaxerBRO]

at a point where "r/gooncaves" is a thing and there isn't some kind of van that picks these people up and humanely euthanizes them?

You still have to deal with the "gooncave" afterwards. Imagine the Hazmat cleanup bill.

A thermobaric weapon is a much simpler solution:

 

[Ewan McGregor]

From r/GoonCaves (L/A)
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Spoiler: First image, NSFW

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Spoiler: Rest of the images, also NSFW

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I once saw that big, foot-tall dildo in person, many years ago, when I was young. Ghastly.

 

[Every One Procedural]

That last one lol.
>Sold rights of his creations to MS for billions
VS
>Sold rights of his creations to MS for standard musician rates (possibly an entire month's minimum wage)
Damn. Notch is taking the "L" on this one...

Pigstep isn't even the best song in the game. It's good, but the standards are so high that I wouldn't even put it in the upper 50% of the OST.

 

[Coolio55]

Pigstep isn't even the best song in the game. It's good, but the standards are so high that I wouldn't even put it in the upper 50% of the OST.

I genuinely hate it. I don't know why they put modern trailer music on a disc. NIGstep more like.
I mod out all his music anyway.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Can a lawfag put this in plain English so I can understand it? Apparently a group of Redditors filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court. My admittedly limited understanding here is that they seem to be asserting property rights against government control? A first for Reddit?

Here's the brief. I'll also attach the PDF, though I doubt the source document is going anywhere any time soon.

Looks like it is in response to this case, though I could be wrong.

Seen on Twitter. Misc. Screenshots follow....


Edit: The "conclusion" might be the most Reddit thing ever written. Damn.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Apparently a group of Redditors filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court. My admittedly limited understanding here is that they seem to be asserting property rights against government control? A first for Reddit?

They (mods of /r/law and /r/scotus) are arguing that they have a right to censor because some rando called them “faggot pedophile nigger[s] who deserve to be shot”.

Ultimately, literally who cares because the law would not apply to subreddits, but rather Reddit themselves. To the extent you want to hear arguments that matter, read Netchoice’s who represent the coalition of social media companies, or read Florida’s on why Netchoice is wrong

Seen on Twitter. Misc. Screenshots follow....

This is especially retarded because Texas specifically legislatively made places like Reddit public carriers in part to avoid this entire problem. In fact, had the redditors read the fifth circuit ruling they are complaining about, they would know this (and would know that this played a major role in their determination)
Confused it with Texas’ version on Scotus, NetChoice v. Paxton. The facts differ between the two. Texas has better case, imo.

 

[chiobu]

Can a lawfag put this in plain English so I can understand it? Apparently a group of Redditors filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court. My admittedly limited understanding here is that they seem to be asserting property rights against government control? A first for Reddit?

Here's the brief. I'll also attach the PDF, though I doubt the source document is going anywhere any time soon.

Looks like it is in response to this case, though I could be wrong.

Seen on Twitter. Misc. Screenshots follow....
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Edit: The "conclusion" might be the most Reddit thing ever written. Damn.
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King shit

 

[quaawaa]

Can a lawfag put this in plain English so I can understand it? Apparently a group of Redditors filed an amicus brief with the Supreme Court. My admittedly limited understanding here is that they seem to be asserting property rights against government control? A first for Reddit?

Here's the brief. I'll also attach the PDF, though I doubt the source document is going anywhere any time soon.

Looks like it is in response to this case, though I could be wrong.

Seen on Twitter. Misc. Screenshots follow....
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Edit: The "conclusion" might be the most Reddit thing ever written. Damn.
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Screenshots of the PDF:

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

TLDR: "Am I the Asshole" post from a 50 year man with Stage IV cancer who's started eating meat again because it's improving his health but his vegan wife is threatening to leave him over it.

No way that's real, kind of interesting ethical dilemma though. That sub loves stories about crazy vegans.

I always felt like I had to work more to keep up with her spending. Our grocery bill would be around 2400 a month for two kids that were there for two weeks of the month , and us two. All organic every time. Pets were always fed the best and that bill was around 400 to 700 a month for their food.

Vegan gold digger.

I have to eat outside on the garage

There was a cow named Cheyanne who gave herself organ failure from Munchhausen's who made her family eat in the garage, but it was because she was anorexic and didn't like the smell of food.

 

[sum ting wong]

Screenshots of the PDF:

God damn, the reddit joke police are on the case, no fun allowed. I hope whoever reads this laughs them out of court.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

The same people who keep crowing about "the sanctity of our institutions" are now submitting fucking peddit comments to the Supreme Court and trying to act as if that's not turning the entire case into a bad joke.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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God damn, the reddit joke police are on the case, no fun allowed. I hope whoever reads this laughs them out of court.

Are they saying that this is anything other than extremely mild?