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Megaton Punch said:
Disclaimer: everything I assume about this woman is due entirely to her status as a redditor. But I'm never wrong about redditors.
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She's either extremely fat and filthy like all redditors, or a troon, or "she" is a man with a stink ditch.
 
AnOminous said:
She's either extremely fat and filthy like all redditors, or a troon, or "she" is a man with a stink ditch.
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That would go miles into explaining "her" "vagina" being filled with e.coli and the constant UTIs.

I do see the theory someone posted of her being a fat diabetic whale that pisses caramel as the more likely one in this case however.
 
AnOminous said:
She's either extremely fat and filthy like all redditors, or a troon, or "she" is a man with a stink ditch.
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The fact she only makes a passing reference to having a vagina and a partner who sticks it into her makes me think she's a real woman. We know troons are far creepier on the subject.
 
Megaton Punch said:
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Guys it's totally normal (for a redditor) to get a UTI every two weeks and have to spend weeks every year in urgent care, stop victim blaming by suggesting that maybe her vagina shouldn't constantly be full of e coli despite perpetual heroic doses of antibiotics
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This makes me nostalgic for my final cow before I jumped to kiwi farms. Her name was Diana and she’s a munchie who constantly had kielbasa (klebsiella?) strain UTIs like weekly, and used them to grift for medical attention for her sickstagram and muh pain pills. She gave daily updates on her crotch pain on a scale of 1-10 and I joined the site because I was tired of not being able to call her retarded on reddit lol.
 
F-14 Tomcat said:
Isn't that kind of what the farms does?
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No, we take retarded things people say and make fun of them on our own site away from the retards. We don't dig up their shit and go throwing it in their face and grandstanding in public and on other sites about how we're superior to someone for saying the faggot word. At least I hope people here don't do that.
 
Redditors, in a move surprising absolutely nobody, really want you to EAT THE BUGS

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EAT THE BUGS OR HUMANITY WILL NOT SURVIVE

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EAT THE BUGS OR YOU ARE RACIST

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THE ELITES TOTALLY EAT BUGS I SWEAR, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE LIKE THE ELITES?

Featuring, as usual, lots and lots of false equivalences to crustaceans.

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Also...potatoes? I guess my software isn't up to date.

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holyhandgrenade said:
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The comments form a typical cornucopia of infuriating Redditor 😏 humor. It's 2024 and they still think 9/11 jokes are edgy and funny, when they're just boring.

I'm convinced any post about someone's roommate is a bot. Lots of posts recently with people doing egregiously nice things for their roommates. This feels like karma bait. Or maybe I'm a miserable loner.
 
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