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biggnigghog said:
Also, apparently eating peanuts on planes is illegal now
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File that with "Only assholes recline their seat" and "don't watch anything triggering in case someone behind you might feel uncomfortable" as Reddit plane etiquette advice I make great effort to ignore.

Shiverpeaks said:
The going theory is modern living is too clean so you're not being exposed to enough dirt as a child and it's creating allergies. Homes aren't supposed to be soaked in bleach and shampooed twice a week and keeping things too sanitary stops a healthy immune system developing.
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It's disconcerting how many "children are fucking stupid" posts on Reddit are related to a kid playing in the mud or dirt, catching bugs, splashing in puddles, etc. as though it's a bad thing for children to get dirty and a strenuous effort out of a parent to clean off the kid. I wondered why so many kids in my neighborhood were alleged to be immunocompromised during COVID but damn, maybe feral outdoor kids DID have something going for them.
 
Steam Deck Verified said:
It's disconcerting how many "children are fucking stupid" posts on Reddit are related to a kid playing in the mud or dirt, catching bugs, splashing in puddles, etc. as though it's a bad thing for children to get dirty and a strenuous effort out of a parent to clean off the kid. I wondered why so many kids in my neighborhood were alleged to be immunocompromised during COVID but damn, maybe feral outdoor kids DID have something going for them.
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I used to hide and play under our farms ancient woolshed as a child, there is nothing on this earth that can kill me.
 
Oilspill Battery said:
Another edition of the game I mentioned elsewhere in the thread, where someone makes a retarded comment, and you check their profile to see if you clocked a retard correctly based on other subs and other comments they've they post on:
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Guy decides to complain about nazis in the same breath he talks about himself in a gaming subreddit. So both a narcisist and a deranged lib. Let's investigate further:

Time to check profile:
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Complains about right wing dad while posting in a subreddit called "The deprogram".

You guys should unironically try this game. You'll be shocked at how often it works.
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> my father is a right wing nationalist

AKA, his father is just a typical center-right mainstream Republican who probably thinks Israel is the best country in the world and probably has an Asian wife that spawned a seething Leftist Hapa.

At least that's what I predict thus far. It's usually whenever these Redditors have a "MY RELATIVE IS A NAZI!" sob story it just means their relative is just a normie-tier conservative, barely even radical at all. Probably owns merch from Ben Shapiro and still uses the 2018 NPC meme and calls those DemonKKKraps the REAL NATZEES.
 
Elwood P. Dowd said:
We should take bets how long it is until this subreddit gets banned. I'm guessing about the time they hit 10K subs, maybe in a month or two. Possibly less, certainly not much longer. There's no way Reddit can tolerate the sentiments expressed there.

https://www.reddit.com/r/CanadaMassImmigration/
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Annnnddd, itz gone....
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I was way off. Three days from my post.
 
Drama Fan said:
Over 25 files of suspected child pornography were discovered on his cell phone, according to court documents.
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That's got to be the least amount amount of pizza I've heard of somebody getting arrested for. Normally it would probably be beneath notice, but he had to go on discord under his real name and go HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS ILLEGAL UNDERAGE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY OF MINORS I POSSESS. What a thinker. He'd probably get his ass beat if he tried touching a little kid anyway, and I don't mean by the parents.
 
Quixotic Man said:
Imagine your retard husband comes out to you as liking to wear dresses and then shows you these colored blobs:

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Is this actually for real? Man, you can sell troons ANYTHING if it's on-brand. I almost can't believe how retarded this is, even by very, very low troon standards.
Calandrino said:
That's got to be the least amount amount of pizza I've heard of a redditor having on his hard drive.
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FTFY
 
Calandrino said:
I'm pretty sure when somebody tries to molest a child, a popup magically appears irl and makes them either sign in to reddit or register an account.
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I doubt it. Browsing reddit is as natural to a pedo as drinking water, it comes with the territory.
 
Calandrino said:
That's got to be the least amount amount of pizza I've heard of somebody getting arrested for. Normally it would probably be beneath notice, but he had to go on discord under his real name and go HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS ILLEGAL UNDERAGE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY OF MINORS I POSSESS. What a thinker. He'd probably get his ass beat if he tried touching a little kid anyway, and I don't mean by the parents.
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Retard probably made the job of the prosecution and judge easy as fuck. Why wouldn't they take the easy W and arrest the pedo?
 
Mom finds her son posting on trans subreddits and attempts to step in. Child is beginning to have misgivings about the adults grooming him.
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Predditors, act fast!
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Tilikum said:
Mom finds her son posting on trans subreddits and attempts to step in. Child is beginning to have misgivings about the adults grooming him.
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Predditors, act fast!
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Your mom doesn't know you like how I know you, the stranger on reddit whose never met you.

Wish I had the internet presence to start blasting these predditors as a warning to others.
 
Tilikum said:
Mom finds her son posting on trans subreddits and attempts to step in. Child is beginning to have misgivings about the adults grooming him.
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tgjer is a mod for r/asklgbt and posts almost entirely in tranny and LGBT reddits and in r/Christianity where he posts about how the bible is totally cool with fags and trannies. He's a guy in his 40s who started transitioning in the 90s as a teenager:
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I'm shocked that a man in his 40s on reddit is convincing teenagers to be trans.
 
Seen in /r/TheBeatles today. Sean Lennon (John Lennon's second son whom he had with Yoko) made this post on twitter;
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Cue the replies of "Wokeism isn't real!'" and "RIGHT-WINGER! NAZI!".
Here a a few selections from the thread;
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Being against wokeism or being born into a rich family makes you automatically right-leaning, according to Reddit.
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Redditor realizes he is an NPC.
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Wokeism doesn't exist even though I just said it did

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$50 says this BirdsBeCool is actually either a pedo or zoo.

thread link: https://old.reddit.com/r/beatles/comments/1d4wlip/is_this_legit/
archive: https://archive.md/wbiOb
 
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