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Sorry for shitpost low quality as I can’t be bothered to make it more informative but here are some links for a big drama that happened when a brave an stunning man posted his makeup on makeupaddiction.
Sorry for the links, they look weird but are archives with the deleted comments.

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Makeup addiction against terfs

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Pomeranian bitch said:
Sorry for shitpost low quality as I can’t be bothered to make it more informative but here are some links for a big drama that happened when a brave an stunning man posted his makeup on makeupaddiction.
Sorry for the links, they look weird but are archives with the deleted comments.

Original:

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Muacj:

Subreddit drama take:

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I don't get these fucking dudes. I can sorta see the appeal of wearing womens clothes. Dresses can provide good airflow and easy access to scratch your scrote and stockings make your legs feel slick. But make up is a pain in the fucking ass. It gets in your eyes, smears on stuff and then you've gotta wash it off at the end of the day. Also if this fucker is going to look like a shit honking ass clown the least he could do is wear a rainbow afro wig to round out his appearance.
 
Shaved Kiwis said:
I don't get these fucking dudes. I can sorta see the appeal of wearing womens clothes. Dresses can provide good airflow and easy access to scratch your scrote and stockings make your legs feel slick.
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Scotland has had dudes in skirts for ages I don't understand why they don't simply wear kilts.
 
Shaved Kiwis said:
I don't get these fucking dudes. I can sorta see the appeal of wearing womens clothes. Dresses can provide good airflow and easy access to scratch your scrote and stockings make your legs feel slick. But make up is a pain in the fucking ass. It gets in your eyes, smears on stuff and then you've gotta wash it off at the end of the day. Also if this fucker is going to look like a shit honking ass clown the least he could do is wear a rainbow afro wig to round out his appearance.
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Notice the username “sissyclaws”, he didn’t put much effort either, just a slap of blue eyeliner which was enough to get him to the front page, many users were mad and speaking out understandably so, picking clothes probably is more difficult than picking up a $2 eyeliner and smearing it and then get all the compliments from kind women who think you’re brave.
 
In theory, this thread sounds good. But you've told us of a lot of seemingly juicy drama that you haven't actually linked. Where are the screenshots of people not being able to go outside the house, or Glossier drama, or the chicks who think they can't wear anything three inches above the ankle, or the moderator drama? The stuff you have makes for a good start, but there has to be more.
 
Pomeranian bitch said:
Sorry for shitpost low quality as I can’t be bothered to make it more informative but here are some links for a big drama that happened when a brave an stunning man posted his makeup on makeupaddiction.
Sorry for the links, they look weird but are archives with the deleted comments.

Original:

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snew.notabug.io snew.notabug.io

Muacj:

Subreddit drama take:

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Makeup addiction against terfs

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OP should have opened with this drama as it's a good crossover of makeup sperging and woke trans-coddling. It quickly spiralled into a slapfight between terfs and handmaids, and the actual guy was forgotten about as people bitched at each other in the comments.
The OP is too vague. The main makeup subs are huge, and discussion of, for example, abrathatfits could be its own thread since that sub is infested with troons.
 
Other than the ultra wokeness and the ridiculous fawning over tranny/male posters, I don't think there would be much to go off on for an active thread.
 
Another thing PALE women like to do is compare their issues finding makeup to that of darker skinned women, which comes off as very insensitive considering there is so much more makeup meant for pale women than dark ones.
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Doesn't bother me. I wear as little as possible, anyway.
 
didn't Rihanna or Beyonce come out with an entire foundation line for black people? is it even still a problem?

yep, Rihanna did... also with a very basic search 3 websites popped up for "p.o.c" skin/makeup products.

‎www.fentybeauty.com

Black Opal: Beauty Products and Cosmetics for Women of Color

Explore the finest collection of beauty products and cosmetics for men and women of color with dark skin tones at Black Opal.
blackopalbeauty.com blackopalbeauty.com

Makeup & Skin Care for Women of Color - For Black And Ethnic Women | black|Up cosmetics - black|Up Official

Discover black Up Cosmetics, the luxury makeup artist brand for ethnic skin tones & women of color yet suitable for all women. Foundation, eye, lip color
www.blackupcosmetics.com www.blackupcosmetics.com

it helps to view things outside of tumblr and reddit every once in awhile, OP.
 
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Actual Transphobe said:
didn't Rihanna or Beyonce come out with an entire foundation line for black people? is it even still a problem?
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I never thought of it as being a problem to begin with. I don't wear a lot of makeup though. I am more often annoyed with buying t-shirts, because if I want one with a design on it, women's tend to have less color options overall, and the ones that exist tend to be colors that look better on lighter skin. (:_(
 
I follow these makeup and skincare subreddits to try to pick up news, but the discussion almost always leads to virtue signaling and moral fagging. r/BeautyGuruChatter is probably the worst about this. I'm surprised that anyone on that sub wears anything other than ash and sack cloth.

This lady clearly has a standard white person skin tone.
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This lady has also drawn her eyebrows way outside their natural borders, and that's not the first clown job I've seen on these subs where people just gush and say how pretty they look instead of telling them they might want to cut back. I think a lot of these echo chambers have rules against any kind of criticism, though.

Another thing they like to do is bitch about Glossier, which is a brand that makes fairly sheer makeup products.
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Probably because Glossier is expensive.
 
Glossier's pricing is pretty standard for mid-range ($15 eyeliner, $18 blush, $16 brow pomade, etc.). The issue they have is that it's expensive for being "just vaseline" ...which it isn't. I've also seen them get really mad that Glossier uses models with good skin, as if 99.9999% of every advertisement for any product or service ever doesn't also want models with good skin.
 
LordofTendons said:
I follow these makeup and skincare subreddits to try to pick up news, but the discussion almost always leads to virtue signaling and moral fagging. r/BeautyGuruChatter is probably the worst about this. I'm surprised that anyone on that sub wears anything other than ash and sack cloth.
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Yeah, that subreddit is the worse. I love seeing people roast beauty gurus but it got to the point where I needed to stay away from the toxicity. I remember seeing a post about how the shape of bullet lipsticks represent the USA's obsession with guns when Jeffree Star came out with his. It's like...it's lipstick, it ain't that deep.
 
Of course some women actually are very pale, and a lot of foundations oxidize like hell. I think the whole "you can't talk about how pasty your skin is; it offends pee oh cees!" melodrama is quite frankly hyperbolic woke bullshit. White people exist and buy most of the makeup in the West. Get over it.

Also, there's always some r3tarded controversy brewing in those subs, like there's even been criticism toward some brands for releasing too many foundation shades, lmao. Reddit is a bunch of perma-offended bitches.
 
Feline Supremacist said:
Look at those brows in OP's picture, who else but a lolcow would do that to themselves? Women who spend hundreds every month (and makeup can be very expensive), scream that no one can see them without it, follow wacky trends and sometimes mutilate themselves, all in the belief it makes them look better, more desirable and help them get ahead when in reality it has little, no or even the opposite effect are very likely lolcows. Especially when they're told they don't look good and are wasting their money. I've seen IRL meltdowns when women who look more like circus clowns than Elle cover girls get honest advice. Makeup is their crutch and they freak out when you take it away.
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Obnoxiously fake eyebrows are 100 percent unsexy and the mark of the fool.
 
I've a feeling this says more about us Kiwi gals than anything else. This is their normal. Which is deeply worrying.

Still going to point and laugh tho.


The whole too-pale-uwu thing winds me up. Get some white, mix it in, get spackling; bosh, job dun. I'm the colour of a three-week-dead cod and we still have affordable, accessible options whereas Fenty or JP might have the colours for darker girls but holy fuck do they cost.

Rihanna really put out for black girls everywhere when she released a makeup line 99% cannot afford. Altho daring to point that out is probably illegal.
 
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I think this fits into a beauty sub. It’s r/Vindicta which seems to be a place where femcels go to encourage each other to get plastic surgery and also encourage young girls to sell pictures of themselves to neck beards.
It’s pretty cringe especially because they literally use the terms “Stacy” “Chad” “failos “ and other incel language. From what I’ve read they all seem quite young, probably High School aged or maybe early 20s. I see nothing wrong with learning about beauty and makeup but this seems to be different. They reek of desperation and ask each other “what surgery will make me a Stacy?”
Interesting to comb through if you have time.
 
Just wanna add that the bra part is actually true. A 160lbs woman is still more likely to fit better into a 32G than a 40D. I have no trouble believing the average beauty redditor fits into a 28 band, they are not that small especially with F and above cups. D and above cups aren't automatically big boobs, you can be a GG and have flat pancake tits, it's all relative to band size. That said bravangelists are annoying idiots who think spending 60+ dollars on a piece of underwear you have to hand wash is a sane reasonable decision for most people.
 
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