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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
rich would be bullied into picking something lecherous at his expence -- which is mike's TRUE pick, because he does this routine all the time, the damn creep

One day Mac will find out the true extent of Mike's abuse and stop him from torturing Rich any more

Or make plans with Mike to torture Rich even worse
 
One day Mac will find out the true extent of Mike's abuse and stop him from torturing Rich any more

Or make plans with Mike to torture Rich even worse
Oh no...

Now I can just see the RLM short film:

Scene: Resolved to take his husbando away with him forever, Mac sets up home alone traps all over the studio intending to get Mike.
Scene: Mike & Rich arrive in the studio.
What follows is a long series of Mike continually "just" missing the traps which proceed to hit Rich over and over and over and over again until he has to be wheeled away on a gurney in an ambulance.
Scene: Mike & Mac watch him leave.
Mike says something that sets Mac off.
Mac proceeds to just pull out a gun and shoot Mike.
Misses - hits Jay.

Fin.
 
Oh no...

Now I can just see the RLM short film:

Scene: Resolved to take his husbando away with him forever, Mac sets up home alone traps all over the studio intending to get Mike.
Scene: Mike & Rich arrive in the studio.
What follows is a long series of Mike continually "just" missing the traps which proceed to hit Rich over and over and over and over again until he has to be wheeled away on a gurney in an ambulance.
Scene: Mike & Mac watch him leave.
Mike says something that sets Mac off.
Mac proceeds to just pull out a gun and shoot Mike.
Misses - hits Jay.

Fin.

Post credits scene - Rich wakes up in the ambulance. The EMT is nowhere to be seen. Instead - it's the original Wheel of the Worst
 
It's crazy that the 100th episode of BOTW is close to coinciding with the tenth anniversary of HITB.

I got a crazy idea, what if they did a BOTW in character as the HITB characters?
 

For those curious about the actual details of the movie (like Mike).
 
I wish they'd cover Flesh Gordon and how it was edited by authorities into a neutered classic. Stop motion, miniature sets, lesbian hijinks and a ray that horns people up. Plus the Power Pasties!
 
That was a pretty good episode, and I'm usually not that big a fan of HitB. They didn't go heavy on the skit portion(s) of the episode, the films shared a common theme that also tied into RLM themselves, and one of them was shit enough that they were able to do a small detour into film making techniques/tips which is something I almost always enjoy them doing. I also love their (trademark) cynicism when it comes to things like the riders in Nic Cage's contract and the reasoning behind everything to do with the pinball machine, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if they were correct on both.
 
Hack frauds don't know primo schlock, Willy's Wonderland was great
I mean I respect their opinion but there were a lot of visual storytelling things that gave more information on Nicholas Cage's character, but not every movie can appeal to everyone. Still Banana Splits was also a pretty fun movie.
 
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