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[Quintex96]

So what are they doing for 100th episode of BOTW? All copies of Nukie in a row?

Or whatever Jay was referencing at the end?

or the entire Andy Sidaris Collection?

Home Alone 3+4

 

[X Pac Heat]

It's too bad Pre Rectum ended. They could have had Mack on and looked at this gem


Edit: ...wait, did he do that with the AVGN? I feel like that was a thing I'm forgetting...

 

[Flexo]

It's actual a fun dark comedy uncut. 4 stars.

Wrote in a week, filmed in two because a producer had access to a t.rex robot. When he got the film, he was expecting an all ages family film. Not some gory boner comedy.

I need to hear more about this. I saw the movie on TV years ago and thought it was creepy. (And obviously terrible.)

I just looked it up myself. Apparently Vinegar Syndrome recently released the original R-rated cut.

I really hope they have a bluray of that AND the original PG cut. (can't tell, website is apparently overloaded)

Make Mike and Rich sit through 3 awful italian horror flicks by some savant Jay worships, then have Jay geek out while the others dunk on him and the films. Roger Corman films from different eras of his career. A David DeCoteau episode. Then there's some great/entertaining actors who have been in utter shite like Lance Henrikson, Rutger Haur, Gary Busey and plenty of others that they could have an entire plinketto/WotW setup with.

Actually a BotW "torture night" would be a great gimmick. Where 1 person picks all 3 movies to their preferred tastes and then the other 2-3 guys have to watch all of them.

So Jay gets his wacky horror. Mike gets his b-grade scifi. Rich gets his pornos etc.

The Chooper is best experienced accompanied by the Joe Bob Briggs commentary. He gives a humorously insightful context to the movie and has a deep, platonic man-love for the thrifty madness Ray Dennis Steckler shat onto celluloid.

Speaking of the Ray Dennis Stecklerverse, everyone should check out the oeuvre of producer/writer/actor/Arch Hall Jr. superfan Arch Hall Sr. and the "What did I just watch?" magic that is Timothy Carey's The World's Greatest Sinner.

I see you wrote words but it all reads as so much gibberish. Maybe... give some links to provide context?

 

[bifftango]

I see you wrote words but it all reads as so much gibberish. Maybe... give some links to provide context?

Apologies, I forgot to describe how to look things up. There is this website called IMDb (or TMDb or Wikipedia if you're into something less commercial) where you can type in a name or movie title. Typing in "Arch Hall Sr." will provide his whole filmography for your perusal. You are free to then click on those links to learn about movies in Arch Hall Sr.'s said filmography. If you are curious what these films look like, there are are websites which serve video (and audio, even!) that you can see with your own two eyes (or ocular sensors, since you may or may not be a robot). YouTube is quite popular with the kids, but there are also other, similar options, such as Vimeo, LiveLeak, or Dailymotion. There are also these things called "search engines" where you can type in any of this information and find even more links to websites that will help you out.

As for Timothy Carey, I actually provided the title of the movie in my post. If you don't know what to do with "The World's Greatest Sinner", I suggest taking a chance and typing it into the previously-mentioned search engines.

Again, my apologies for not providing context on how the internet works, and I hope you find what you're looking for on the World Wide Web. Your world is about to get a whole lot bigger, I tell you what! Sometimes, I forget that people who live in AOL don't know how to use the proper internet.

 

[Flexo]

Apologies, I forgot to describe how to look things up. There is this website called IMDb (or TMDb or Wikipedia if you're into something less commercial) where you can type in a name or movie title. Typing in "Arch Hall Sr." will provide his whole filmography for your perusal. You are free to then click on those links to learn about movies in Arch Hall Sr.'s said filmography. If you are curious what these films look like, there are are websites which serve video (and audio, even!) that you can see with your own two eyes (or ocular sensors, since you may or may not be a robot). YouTube is quite popular with the kids, but there are also other, similar options, such as Vimeo, LiveLeak, or Dailymotion. There are also these things called "search engines" where you can type in any of this information and find even more links to websites that will help you out.

As for Timothy Carey, I actually provided the title of the movie in my post. If you don't know what to do with "The World's Greatest Sinner", I suggest taking a chance and typing it into the previously-mentioned search engines.

Again, my apologies for not providing context on how the internet works, and I hope you find what you're looking for on the World Wide Web. Your world is about to get a whole lot bigger, I tell you what! Sometimes, I forget that people who live in AOL don't know how to use the proper internet.

I'm supposed to be looking up Arch Hall Sr? You said Arch Hall Jr. Arch Hall Sr and "What did I just watch" was the name of the show I thought.

Or maybe you just suck as run on sentences, moviebob.

Also the search engines tell me there's nobody named "Ray Dennis Stecklerverse" so I have no idea what you were going on about there. Maybe crawl outside your own ass once in awhile and realize people won't all have your contexts or frame of references.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[X Pac Heat]

So Jay gets his wacky horror. Mike gets his b-grade scifi. Rich gets his pornos etc.

wait, they joke about how botw has slowly turned into them watching pornos before.

maybe ep 100 should be them watching actual shitty pornos

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Rich gets his pornos etc.

rich evans is pure, he would pick wholesome action flicks

mike would pick videos about the elderly causing car crashes or getting massaged

 

[BrunoMattei]

wait, they joke about how botw has slowly turned into them watching pornos before.

maybe ep 100 should be them watching actual shitty pornos

Or horror porno's like Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals.

 

[Flexo]

rich evans is pure, he would pick wholesome action flicks

mike would pick videos about the elderly causing car crashes or getting massaged

lol I'll admit I'm at a bit of a loss to think about what film Rich would pick as a favorite.

I mean after all these BotW, you can occasionally get one of the guys gushing about a film or defending it as "not that bad" but I'm not sure I can recall Rich ever expressing what's really his tastes.

Maybe it would be all 70s-80s superhero flicks.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I mean after all these BotW, you can occasionally get one of the guys gushing about a film or defending it as "not that bad" but I'm not sure I can recall Rich ever expressing what's really his tastes.

You have to use negative elimination with Rich pretty often. His most famous hatred is without a doubt Turtle Dreams, but he also doesn't seem to get as much of a kick out of extremely-amateur productions as Mike & Jay do, where they pick apart a lot of the production quirks. Mike has a fixation with movies making logical sense or he gets mad at them, whereas Rich's concern mostly seems to just hinge on "is it not fucking boring? Is the pacing decent?"

It's such a shame that the Double Down review is ruined by Landis' presence, because how Rich approaches explaining both this terrible film and his own love of it captures the essence of a Rich film: was it a ridiculous, goofy, absurd, and overall fun time? If so, he's down.

 

[Flexo]

You have to use negative elimination with Rich pretty often. His most famous hatred is without a doubt Turtle Dreams, but he also doesn't seem to get as much of a kick out of extremely-amateur productions as Mike & Jay do, where they pick apart a lot of the production quirks. Mike has a fixation with movies making logical sense or he gets mad at them, whereas Rich's concern mostly seems to just hinge on "is it not fucking boring? Is the pacing decent?"

It's such a shame that the Double Down review is ruined by Landis' presence, because how Rich approaches explaining both this terrible film and his own love of it captures the essence of a Rich film: was it a ridiculous, goofy, absurd, and overall fun time? If so, he's down.

That is probably where to bet. The torture night would obviously have to have the "selector" be the "host" for the discussion round, picking out who has to explain which movie.

So you know for Rich's night, he would select Neil Breen and any other WTF movie he can find just to watch Mike trying to explain the film and savor that sweet revenge.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

any other WTF movie he can find just to watch Mike trying to explain the film and savor that sweet revenge.

This is a part of why I wanted them, so badly, to land on Who Killed Captain Alex. Mike would absolutely melt down trying to make sense of what was happening at any given point in that movie.

I do think that Mike has warmed up to Breen at least, particularly since he did a deep dive into that five-hour video class.

 

[Stab You in the Back]

So you know for Rich's night, he would select Neil Breen and any other WTF movie he can find just to watch Mike trying to explain the film and savor that sweet revenge.

I doubt Rich is that smart or diabolical. Rich has a lazy cunning, at best. If I had to guess, I'd say Rich would pick out titles like Guyver, Mannequin 2 and Flight of the Navigator. Mainstream, but mostly forgotten schlock from his childhood.

 

[Absolutego]

Home Alone 3+4

I know the premise was retarded and the kid couldn't act, but the Home Alone 3 house easily had the best traps with that attic/dumbwaiter/pool combo.

 

[Flexo]

I doubt Rich is that smart or diabolical. Rich has a lazy cunning, at best. If I had to guess, I'd say Rich would pick out titles like Guyver, Mannequin 2 and Flight of the Navigator. Mainstream, but mostly forgotten schlock from his childhood.

Wait... I think I know his kind of film...

 

[Immortal Technique]

It's such a shame that the Double Down review is ruined by Landis' presence, because how Rich approaches explaining both this terrible film and his own love of it captures the essence of a Rich film: was it a ridiculous, goofy, absurd, and overall fun time? If so, he's down.

That movie and Ryan's Babe are my favorite 'Rich describing the movie' pieces. Jay's editing is what really made the Ryan Babe's synopsis so funny.

 

[GhostButt]

rich evans is pure, he would pick wholesome action flicks

rich would be bullied into picking something lecherous at his expence -- which is mike's TRUE pick, because he does this routine all the time, the damn creep

 

[Salubrious]

wait, they joke about how botw has slowly turned into them watching pornos before.

maybe ep 100 should be them watching actual shitty pornos

I found it hilarious that this post came right after Bruno Mattei's post.

 

[Monster Energy Drink]

Rich would make them watch 6 hours of X-Com let's plays.