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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
The actual first shot of this review is four of them sitting watching a movie perplexed, confused and completely silent as a man talks about having sex with three women and cumming, after which Mike puts his face in his hands in utter defeat. This is gonna be good.

CW: it has Josh (The Wizard) in it.
 
Megaroad 2012 said:
I know it's old but a conclusion to Jessi would be nice for her small fanbase here
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Dom Cruise said:
Yeah, I'd like to know what happened to her as well.
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Rumor has it (I think I picked this up on TVTropes, maybe?) that someone made a creepy subreddit devoted entire to her feet that freaked her out and made her back off. Apparently it got popular enough that someone from the RLM media team and essentially asked what the fuck was going on, at which point the creators were like "Its just a prank bro, honest!" and apparently the pictures weren't even her feet. and promptly deleted the whole thing.

I have no info to back this up. Maybe someone who keeps this kind of shit can throw me some screencaps.

A more logical explanation is that getting together and watching stupid, terrible old movies nobody cares about while having way too much to drink is a really stereotypical "guy thing" to do. Generally if a girl wants to watch a movie with a bunch of guys or just her boyfriend, they're going to pick something that's actually not fucking garbage (depending on the movie taste of the chick in question.). Jessi probably just got bored with the whole thing and combined with dumbasses yelling "UGH SOMEONE ELSE ON MAH SHOW" like how literally 90% of the RLM fanbase reacts when anyone who isn't Mike, Rich or Jay is on and just decided to back out.
 
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L50LasPak said:
Rumor has it (I think I picked this up on TVTropes, maybe?) that someone made a creepy subreddit devoted entire to her feet that freaked her out and made her back off. Apparently it got popular enough that someone from the RLM media team and essentially asked what the fuck was going on, at which point the creators were like "Its just a prank bro, honest!" and apparently the pictures weren't even her feet. and promptly deleted the whole thing.

I have no info to back this up. Maybe someone who keeps this kind of shit can throw me some screencaps.

A more logical explanation is that getting together and watching stupid, terrible old movies nobody cares about while having way too much to drink is a really stereotypical "guy thing" to do. Generally if a girl wants to watch a movie with a bunch of guys or just her boyfriend, they're going to pick something that's actually not fucking garbage (depending on the movie taste of the chick in question.). Jessi probably just got bored with the whole thing and combined with dumbasses yelling "UGH SOMEONE ELSE ON MAH SHOW" like how literally 90% of the RLM fanbase reacts when anyone who isn't Mike, Rich or Jay is on just decided to back out.
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Exactly. Like I said earlier, I wouldn't be surprised if they've asked other chicks onto the show before and the ladies in question took one look at the comment section and went "ehhhhh... no thanks."
 
I hope they up the frequency of the BoTW 'Spotlight' episodes. They all seem to have a more upbeat, humorous energy when they know the movie is utter shit, but still fun enough to be engaged to make fun of it. The best one was Suburban Sasquatch, but this was a good one too.
 
Immortal Technique said:
I hope they up the frequency of the BoTW 'Spotlight' episodes. They all seem to have a more upbeat, humorous energy when they know the movie is utter shit, but still fun enough to be engaged to make fun of it. The best one was Suburban Sasquatch, but this was a good one too.
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I prefer Partners, but that might be bias (it was filmed near me). Also, I hate that it's buried behind a Black Spine Episode.
 
It looks like they weren't really drinking during the movie or the conversation and went Rich Evans straight edge, Jay looks like he had a coke and some craft beer and that's about it.

When a movie's so incomprehensibly bad you can't even consider drinking on your bad movie show...
 
Favorite spotlight episode is Suburban Sasquatch. I saw it before they did their video on it when it was called Rapesquatch and Imockery showed on their MST3K-like streaming show that lasted 10-20 episodes.

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Rapesquatch - Part I Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum #207a - video dailymotion

In this episode, Doc Mock looks at another bizarro flick from a distant land! Nathan Barnatt (aka: Keith Apicary from the popular web series "Talking Classics") appears as Doc Mock's special guest.
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Rapesquatch - Part II Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum #207b - video dailymotion

In this episode, Doc Mock looks at another bizarro flick from a distant land! Nathan Barnatt (aka: Keith Apicary from the popular web series "Talking Classics") appears as Doc Mock's special guest.
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Cosmos said:
This entire movie felt like a fever dream.
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If you ever set a movie on a loop as you sleep I highly recommend you do that with Things. Dream-like zero budget trash.
 
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I'll take Jack's manic energy over Josh's "I'm trying to have an honest discussion here" snooze-ville shit. Josh is a good foil in episodes that include someone whos being extra loud or drunk but in this particular episode I think Jack's energy was needed more then Josh's analysis.
 
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