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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%
  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%
  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%
  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%
  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%
  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%
  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%
  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%
  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%
  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%

  • Total voters
    1,073
It's always people incapable of doing it themselves who love to imagine how easy creative work is, in an industry where eventual failure is expected, not just a risk. How stupid and basic do you have to be to watch an edited entertainment product and mistake it for reality.
 
There's a much simpler explanation for this. Relayed by Ross Scott no less.

Anyone obessed with movies, video games, comic books, or even literature hates reality. You want an escape from this nightmare. So at first, becoming a reviewer for that sort of content seems like a spectacular idea. Here's this thing you used to hide in, and now suddenly its not just okay to talk about it, its BIG. Everyone wants to know your opinion. And you're just some guy. Some random guy.

James Rolfe's first two AVGNs were literally joke films he made for his buddies on fucking VHS tapes. You think he expected this empire to just burst out of the crust of the Earth and raise him up to being God-King of the Internet?

If you immerse yourself in media, deeply, as deeply as anyone like Mike, James, Ross or hell even Civvie 11 and SFDebris, something went fucking wrong with you years ago and now the real world is miserable. Look at all the drinking, pill and suicide jokes Mike makes in the RLM videos. You think those are just edgy humor? I don't. I think those come from being a total fucking depressive. Its why we love him, because when he makes a joke about blowing his brains out, we laugh harder because deep down we all feel that way and just want the world to slow down and get better just like he does.

How many comedians have killed themselves? Fucking Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain committed suicide for Christ's sake. So is this content draining? Yes. Yes it is fucking draining. Yeah its not backbreaking labor (unless you count the stunts and sets and stuff but whatever) but it is emotionally pretty rough and these people are getting old. Its hard to maintain that kind of thing as you get older and weaker and start paying less and less attention to the little details and start craving some kind of novelty in your life.

This isn't a plea for sympathy or whatever, but its just meant to point out that if you're a funnyperson, that funny part probably comes from the fact that you feel miserable on a constant basis. Horror and humor have the same structure. Setup, and punchline.
 
I'm not sure why you keep equating drinking with fun, or downplaying the vastly greater amounts of work that go into making their videos than the time spent on camera.

This, combined with their obvious bad faith arguments and them accusing you of being paid by those two guys in Milwaukee who rely on PayPal donations if you dare to disagree with him in a detailed and rational manner, makes me think our friend here is about 14 or so.

There's a much simpler explanation for this. Relayed by Ross Scott no less.

Anyone obessed with movies, video games, comic books, or even literature hates reality.

...

How many comedians have killed themselves? Fucking Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain committed suicide for Christ's sake. So is this content draining? Yes. Yes it is fucking draining. Yeah its not backbreaking labor (unless you count the stunts and sets and stuff but whatever) but it is emotionally pretty rough and these people are getting old. Its hard to maintain that kind of thing as you get older and weaker and start paying less and less attention to the little details and start craving some kind of novelty in your life.

This isn't a plea for sympathy or whatever, but its just meant to point out that if you're a funnyperson, that funny part probably comes from the fact that you feel miserable on a constant basis. Horror and humor have the same structure. Setup, and punchline.

Everyone hates reality to some extent which is why entertainment is such a hugely popular industry, Anthony Bourdain is not a comic, and there are equivalent and indeed higher suicide rates among other professions including various STEM fields, dentistry, and architecture. Do you... do you need some help here, buddy?

Another note: the RLM crew also has to balance their finances including budget, salary, benefits, taxes, etc and all the other overhead that comes with running a business. They also build their own sets and much of their scenery as well as props, which is literal hard labor. You think making the new Best of the Worst set was done while they were fucking around while drunk? Rich would not have ten fingers anymore. They have to market themselves, network. Running a business is never easy, especially when it explodes to such a degree of popularity. And while this term is probably hated around here, yes, there is a huge emotional labour component to their work. So yes, of course it's a real fucking job!

People who idealize what they do as "just sitting around, getting drunk, and talking about movies" remind me of the speds who watched Channel Awesome back in the day and went "Duuuude being an internet reviewer would be the best job evar!" And are now seeing the results. But somehow haven't gotten the message yet. And the RLM guys clearly worked harder because they actually know how to soundproof a studio.
 
Remember how we used to get Plinkett reviews? Have you noticed how we don't anymore?

Mike and Jay and Rich (and AIDS Moby and "the Wizard") will stop doing what they're doing if they really don't want to do it anymore. I think they've proven that. All of this speculation about burn out is autistic as hell.
 
Remember how we used to get Plinkett reviews? Have you noticed how we don't anymore?

Mike and Jay and Rich (and AIDS Moby and "the Wizard") will stop doing what they're doing if they really don't want to do it anymore. I think they've proven that. All of this speculation about burn out is autistic as hell.

No you!
 
It's always people incapable of doing it themselves who love to imagine how easy creative work is, in an industry where eventual failure is expected, not just a risk. How stupid and basic do you have to be to watch an edited entertainment product and mistake it for reality.

Name one job that you think is easier than what RLM does. How autistic do you have to be to think this is hard work? You probably have never had to do manual labor besides clean your room. Literally any retard can be a YouTuber. You yourself said you tried (and failed) to be one for 10 years so you must really suck.
 
Oh fuck off, we get it, for some reason you thinking RLM has the easiest job in the world gets you so upset that you feel the need to repeat it over and over. I'm done trying to talk sense into you and shouldn't have derailed the thread attempting to do so. Refer back to my comment on your profile.
 
Oh fuck off, we get it, for some reason you thinking RLM has the easiest job in the world gets you so upset that you feel the need to repeat it over and over. I'm done trying to talk sense into you and shouldn't have derailed the thread attempting to do so. Refer back to my comment on your profile.

So you can't name a single job easier than theirs?
 
Rice is going to be like:

"I'll show those Kiwi faggots! I'll make my own review show and make 50 thousand dollars a month from Patreon autists!"

Then he/she will film the entire thing on one of those Lego cameras from 2005 and it'll get 2 views from their parents.
 
Rice is going to be like:

"I'll show those Kiwi faggots! I'll make my own review show and make 50 thousand dollars a month from Patreon autists!"

Then he/she will film the entire thing on one of those Lego cameras from 2005 and it'll get 2 views from their parents.

With blackjack! And hookers! IN FACT, FORGET THE REVIEW SHOW!
 
House sitter. Video game streamer (purely a video game streamer). Cemetary security guard. A movie reviewer who half-asses it like Doug Walker. Go fuck yourself and actually come up with real arguments.

Those jobs (except maybe game streamer) don't pay as much as RLM gets.

Rice is going to be like:

"I'll show those Kiwi faggots! I'll make my own review show and make 50 thousand dollars a month from Patreon autists!"

Then he/she will film the entire thing on one of those Lego cameras from 2005 and it'll get 2 views from their parents.

>Implying it takes any effort or talent to get you people to turn into pay piggies

"Maybe if I white knight for these hack frauds on kiwifarms they'll see it and invite me on the next episode!"
 
Those jobs (except maybe game streamer) don't pay as much as RLM gets.



>Implying it takes any effort or talent to get you people to turn into pay piggies

"Maybe if I white knight for these hack frauds on kiwifarms they'll see it and invite me on the next episode!"

Well, clearly you are bursting with experience in this matter. *eyeroll*
 
Those jobs (except maybe game streamer) don't pay as much as RLM gets.



>Implying it takes any effort or talent to get you people to turn into pay piggies

"Maybe if I white knight for these hack frauds on kiwifarms they'll see it and invite me on the next episode!"

Dude, just because Rich Evans gave your mother an earthshaking orgasm is no reason to piss and moan on a messageboard he'll never read.
 
That's still a dream job that they do in the comfort of their own home while drinking beer most of the time. Also they're working with their friends and have no bosses. Do you think they'd want to trade places with someone at an Amazon warehouse or McDonald's? Next you're going to tell me how hard it is to be Mr. Merokur.
By that logic Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka must be the happiest man in the world.
 
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