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Favorite recurring character? (Select 4)

  • Jack / AIDSMobdy

    Votes: 257 24.0%

  • Josh / the Wizard

    Votes: 77 7.2%

  • Colin (Canadian #1)

    Votes: 460 42.9%

  • Jim (Canadian #2)

    Votes: 230 21.4%

  • Tim

    Votes: 386 36.0%

  • Len Kabasinski

    Votes: 208 19.4%

  • Freddie Williams

    Votes: 274 25.5%

  • Patton Oswalt

    Votes: 27 2.5%

  • Macaulay Culkin

    Votes: 541 50.4%

  • Max Landis

    Votes: 64 6.0%
  • Total voters
    1,073
That new episode of BOTW was glorious. Wheel of the Worst has to be my favourite episodes. What got me was they watched the entirety of that Chinese AOL video but noped the fuck out on that Dog one. 😆
 
Testaclese Maximus said:
A consequence of having good taste. As hilarious as it is to see yet another example of how the nerd crew really isn’t exagerating much with their parody, I cringed so fucking hard when he said he’d been busting his ass being a star wars fan for five years. There are so many things wrong with that sentiment that it kind of just sums up everything wrong with the modern entertainment industry itself.
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This is some incel shit.
“I’ve held doors open for the Star Wars franchise, complimented it on its appearance, and always been a shoulder to cry on when white males say mean things about it. But instead of rewarding me with theme park rides, it goes off with that Dick Evans and rides his cock carousel. Star Wars OWES me sex. Why do good franchisees only like Chads who treat them like shit?”
 
An Ghost said:
This is some incel shit.
“I’ve held doors open for the Star Wars franchise, complimented it on its appearance, and always been a shoulder to cry on when white males say mean things about it. But instead of rewarding me with theme park rides, it goes off with that Dick Evans and rides his cock carousel. Star Wars OWES me sex. Why do good franchisees only like Chads who treat them like shit?”
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It actually makes perfect sense if he sees the franchise as an employer rather than an object of affection.
 
I love that we got to see more doll abuse in the latest episode. Those old videos remind me so much of the stupid destructive shit me and my friends would get up to around that same age. We lived in a shithole bumfuck country town where everyone else our age just drank or did drugs (not much of a powerlevel because, god, what a fucked up world we live in) and finding something to do other than that was probably the most difficult part.
 
An Ghost said:
This is some incel shit.
“I’ve held doors open for the Star Wars franchise, complimented it on its appearance, and always been a shoulder to cry on when white males say mean things about it. But instead of rewarding me with theme park rides, it goes off with that Dick Evans and rides his cock carousel. Star Wars OWES me sex. Why do good franchisees only like Chads who treat them like shit?”
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I fucking love that interpretation.
 
I thought The Nerd Crew had jumped the shark with the third episode, then I watched one of Collider's videos and realized that episodes 1 and 2 are actually less pathetic than the real thing and the rest of the series is a much more accurate representation of actual "nerd podcasts".

Jay talked about not liking a video that compared clips from The Nerd Crew with professional Disney shills because it explained the joke but I feel that people that don't follow pop culture channels can't even imagine how bad things really are and that video puts things into perspective.
 
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That his wife is a green card whore is pretty apparent now, who could stand a guy like that who asks if it's 9 o clock in the morning or night...

EDIT: i'm of course retarded, this was meant to be in the Ralph retort thread about him not knowing if the clock was in the morning or evening... Pls no hate.
 
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An Ghost said:
This is some incel shit.
“I’ve held doors open for the Star Wars franchise, complimented it on its appearance, and always been a shoulder to cry on when white males say mean things about it. But instead of rewarding me with theme park rides, it goes off with that Dick Evans and rides his cock carousel. Star Wars OWES me sex. Why do good franchisees only like Chads who treat them like shit?”
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If it makes him feel better I'm pretty sure Dick Evans recently had a run in with a certain cooking utility.
 
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