I know the hot take right now is Captain Marvel is gonna killpoach Thanos in the name of feminism but I'm willing to give the studio the benefit of the doubt on this one. Yeah she'll undoubtedly have some importance. But after ten years of pretty solid movies, Marvel's earned my trust by this point. James Gunn controversy aside this studio has made a lot of very smart decisions. I'm ready to believe Kevin Feige is well aware movie audiences will not react positively to an 11th hour nobody completely invalidating all the characters they've spent years watching.
I could wind up eating these words soon enough, but Captain Marvel was nowhere close to the disaster people who never saw it are claiming. I'm reasonably confident Endgame will be satisfying.
I doubt it's a disaster. I'm sure it's at least adequate, perhaps even good. From what I heard,
Aquaman was also at least adequate, perhaps even good.
But I don't give a shit about "adequate, perhaps even good". These people aren't my friends. They're conglomerates. They're spending hundreds of millions of dollars on what, for the most part, is "adequate, perhaps even good", and then they have the temerity to try and guilt most of their consumers like they're Rosa Parks and they've just refused to give up their seat?
I've already missed movies this year that were actually good, perhaps even great. I've already missed Marvel movies that were actually good, perhaps even great. God won't judge anyone negatively for refusing to shovel money at the feat of an empty-headed, pretty, white gazillionaire who's co-ordinating her virtue signaling with her marketing department; at least 'til 2030, when Disney finally earns enough money to buy Mecca, Medina, and The Vatican.
By then, I'll happily take Hell.